Under My Umbrella

WHOA. Did you just change hairstyles in, like half a second?  You'd be surprised how much magic I've been studying as of late.
Lucky for you you get to practice some of it. This week Princess Celestia has been introducing me to Simic magic.
I can merge the genes of an ant and a hydra to make a breed of fast-spawning hydras that fall under a single hivemind.
That sounds... dangerous.  Well guess what? Splicing ant and hydra genes, let alone extracting samples, is near impossible.
That is, unless you're a Guild Master or some god of sorts. But hey, I'm that pony that can turn a frog into an orange with a moustache.
Oh riiight I heard about that frog orange incident; what happened to him?  Someone else is merging its genes with a turtle's.
I got fed up and ate it. Also someone in the guild made a bunch of scorpion bears.  Like, a lot of them.
Like, run-before-they-finish-eating-the-dogs-that-spew-bees And if the dog bees win we should be running even faster.

I claim ownership of all art assets except the Background (Panel 9-12) by Reginault. Even then I modified the ever living daylights out of that, too.

If you're not familiar with the song being played it it's Rihanna - Umbrella

EDIT: Oops, I meant "Know that we still have each other."