Unacceptable Warp Location

What do cats eat, anyways?  Lasagna. It was a staple in our diets when we cats lived in the wild.
Wow. What kind of a world did you live in?!  One where lasagna monsters ran rampant and our stomachs had limited space.
But seriously? I lived with some loser claiming to be my owner, a dog with a massive tongue, some kitten, and a mouse.
Is it Monday in this realm?  No- every day is Saturday in this realm.  You're kidding.
No, I'm not.  I still think this is a joke.  We always air on Saturday; I'm serious.  Jackpot.
Wait, what's so bad about Monday?  It's a cursed day in our realm. We don't talk about it.

Twilight's vector originally by StarshineCelestalis
Background by Blanishna