The New Reclusive Prodigy

And no, we've been over this many times. Golems and other summoned friends do not count.  Well I think they count.
After all you did say make some new friends.   I couldn't resist.  Oh come on, that was funny!
If I had my pet android he'd laugh at it as I programmed him to.  Hahaha! Beep boop!  Why thank you, SweetieBot.
*sigh* ...It's going to be a long beep boop.  I mean-  Princess Celestia?!  So where's the real Princess Celestia!?
Oh boy.  Ah heard the Princess was in Manehattan; ah was wondering how Princess Beep Boop got back so quickly.
Princess... Beep Boop? That means Applejack's a robot, too!  I knew it! Rainbow Dash is robot!
Those barrel rolls were too perfect, and now she said beep boop-  What? No, I-  Is discord a robot?
My stare never worked on him; but then again he never said Beep Boop  Augh! Fluttershy said it too!  But you said it, too.
   I don't see what the fuss is about; if I was a robot it would explain why I never bathe but smell like roses anyway.
This isn't right. NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT!  Search high and low! One of us must be a real pony!
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Ugh. All this time spent on a set of androids to simulate a conversation should I ever wander into Ponyville, and the AIs become self-aware.
That's just great. I guess I may as well head to Ponyville and do this the hard way.

Princess Celestia's Bedroom Background (Panel 1,2) by 90Sigma
Princess Celestia Vector Celestia vector (Panel 1,2) by Lextsy
I claim ownership of all other art assets.