Meet the Great and Powerful Hat

If you had- one shot. One opportunity- to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it? Or Freudian slip?
His palms spaghetti, knees weak arms spaghetti. There's vomit on his spaghetti already.
His mom's a heavy. He nervous. Butt on surface he look calm spaghetti drop bomb.
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down- the whole crowd's choking now. Spaghetti run out?!
He's choking now, spaghetti's choking now.  SPAGHETTI'S UP, OVER, BLAOW!
No more spaghetti because of fascist ideal. Oh please; you spend several million a year on ammo for your gun.
Millions of the people's money on the the people's gun. I am people.  What, did you eat them all?  YES. And you're next!
  I keed.   But you will take me to ponyland so we can pick up Pyro and bring him home.

Princess Celestia vector (Panel 1-3) by Ocarina0fTimelord
Background (Panel 1-3) by EROCKERTORRES
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