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May the Best Pet Win - Alternate Ending

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:icondashnoesplz: Help! Heeelllppp! I'm trapped under a boulder! :iconrainbowdashlouderplz: Pets! Come back! Your master needs you! :iconsadrainbowdashplz: Whelp. I'm screwed.
:icondashhiyaplz: Lol nope; here comes Rocky! :iconrain-bopplz: Awwww Yeeeaaahhhh. :iconflutterthinkplz: Uh, dashie? I think birds of that size can eat things as large as ponies.
:iconprincesstwilightplz: It ate that wurm Princess Cadence and I fought off a while ago. Like, the whole thing. :iconrainbowdashangryplz: The Everfree Forest shall be cleansed under Rocky's new rule.
:icontwilightchallengeplz: I don't know if Princess Celestia would approve. Hunting in the Everfree is strictly forbidden!
:iconrainbowdashangryplz: ROCKY is an internationally registered PRIVATE company. We don't NEED congress! :icontwilightchallengeplz: Under whose authority?! :iconrainbowdashlouderplz: ON MAI AUTHORITEE!
:iconcelestiaunamusedplz: You totally set her up for that line, didn't you? :iconprincesstwilightplz: It sounded pretty cool and edgy to me. :iconrainbowdashangryplz: ROCKY IS FIRE. ROCKY IS DEATH.
:icontwilightchallengeplz: What? Rocky can breathe fire now? :icondashishappyplz: I fed it a bottle of chili sauce and it hasn't stopped since. :iconfluttershyuhmplz: Rainbow Dash?
:iconfluttershyuhmplz: You're not supposed to do that. :icondashishappyplz: Oh? Then why did it rip off Pinkie's rooftop looking for more? :iconfluttershyuhmplz: ...

Pinkie Pie vector (Panel 1, 3, 5) originally by Mihaaaa
Background (Panel 1-5) by Firestorm-CAN
Background (Panel 6) by Totalcrazyness101
Roc drawing originally by David Palumbo. I like this card. It's a good card.
I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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regularshowandsonicStudent Interface Designer
XD is it ok if I try to do a full story of this?
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PlatypusrocksHobbyist Digital Artist
XD
erictheblue's avatar
groan...
somehow this made me think of a gag in the Xanth novel, "dragon on a pedestal": a Roc was blocking the path of the heroine, so she distracted it by using her plant-magic to grow a rock garden...which played rock music...
groan.
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Legoboy186Student Digital Artist
All I can say is: I'm glad Rainbow Dash chose Tank for her pet.
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pegasisterxHobbyist Artist
 It ate that wurm Princess Cadence and I fought off a while ago. Like, the whole thing. XD
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PegasusFantasy2000Hobbyist Writer
Rocks, rocs, same thing, right?  :iconiseewhatyoudidthere:
CAV1's avatar
For once, Pinkie makes sense.
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AndyofIndianaHobbyist Traditional Artist
Actually, here is a scene I would like to see in May the Best Pet Win after Fluttershy suggests the turtle (or tortoise) be in the competition.

:icontwilightsparkleplz::iconsaysplz:Really, you're using the turtle cliche
:iconfluttershyplz::iconsaysplz:Actually, it's a tortoise.
:icontwilightsparkleplz::iconsaysplz:Whatever, I know where this story is going.  You know what to do Pinkie Pie.
:iconpinkiepieplz::iconsaysplz:Okie dokie loki!
(Pinkie Pie grabs the right side of the frame revealing blackness behind it)
:icontwilightsparkleplz::iconsaysplz:I'm not going to be a part of this episode anymore.
(Pinkie and Twilight jump into the blackness)

By the way, that's a joke I got from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode "He's not Dead, he's just my Mascot".
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RichiewolfStudent Traditional Artist
Thunderbird is best bird
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NubsiesHobbyist Digital Artist
Its actually a roc :meow:
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RichiewolfStudent Traditional Artist
oh. Oh. OH. OOHHHH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irishshift's avatar
dear god Daahie has weaponized a creature that was know to hunt BULL ELEPHANTS for food on a regular basis.... I want one :iconfluttercryplz:
Linkzilla's avatar
:iconrainbowdashlouderplz: "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!"
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MindMenderEoinStudent General Artist
God the description just makes all this so much funnier!  XD  Your skill at writing funny dialogue is awesome.
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KyoshyuHobbyist General Artist
...now that is awesome. :D
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mirtar34Hobbyist Digital Artist
clever girl 
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SilentCartoHobbyist Artist
I like it.
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EmoshyVinylHobbyist Digital Artist
At first I thought you just misspelled it, but you totally caught me off guard in the end. XD
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Whistle-TrillHobbyist General Artist
lol
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Very funny, i didn't see that coming, you caught me out of my guard, touche n.n
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TheGodSquadAlphaTeamHobbyist General Artist
I thought rocs had teeth? Hmm. Funny comic anyway.
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