May the Best Pet Win - Alternate Ending

Help! Heeelllppp! I'm trapped under a boulder!  Pets! Come back! Your master needs you!  Whelp. I'm screwed.
Lol nope; here comes Rocky!  Awwww Yeeeaaahhhh.  Uh, dashie? I think birds of that size can eat things as large as ponies.
It ate that wurm Princess Cadence and I fought off a while ago. Like, the whole thing.  The Everfree Forest shall be cleansed under Rocky's new rule.
I don't know if Princess Celestia would approve. Hunting in the Everfree is strictly forbidden!
ROCKY is an internationally registered PRIVATE company. We don't NEED congress!  Under whose authority?!  ON MAI AUTHORITEE!
You totally set her up for that line, didn't you?  It sounded pretty cool and edgy to me.  ROCKY IS FIRE. ROCKY IS DEATH.
 What? Rocky can breathe fire now?  I fed it a bottle of chili sauce and it hasn't stopped since. Rainbow Dash?
You're not supposed to do that.  Oh? Then why did it rip off Pinkie's rooftop looking for more?  ...

Pinkie Pie vector (Panel 1, 3, 5) originally by Mihaaaa
Background (Panel 1-5) by Firestorm-CAN
Background (Panel 6) by Totalcrazyness101
Roc drawing originally by David Palumbo. I like this card. It's a good card.
I claim ownership of all other art assets.