Little Heroes

You won't win, Tirek.
I don't see why not. Unless you're going to pull a deus ex machina on me like that poor sop in Equestria Girls. Come to think of it, YOU won't win because the show's all about Twilight Sparkle. It's all about HER saving the day- and she has to win because I'm ugly and evil while she... is the main character?
That's pretty meta. I wish I could save the day for once.
Whatever. I'm surprised you didn't grab a sword or a spear to try and lop my head off with.
I had another weapon in store.

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Hewwo.
REALLY? You sent babies to defend the rest of the magic in the realm? You clever little...
I can't do anything that'll affect the Y rating of this show! This blows!
[Hugs one of Tirek's forelegs] Ahm Twah-lat. Moa' magic?
GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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