
I have a baby sister?

Nope, just a changeling I hired somewhere.

For what?

Mostly to mess with you.

We pay it in cheese so often it thinks its a mouse.

Why do you have a changeling in your service?

Would you say 'no' to a changeling that swept up on your shores? They make for really good spies.

Also, can you tell Rarity to stop sending me duck-face selfies? That's nasty.

I thought Princess Luna would want them.

So that's why I never got your pictures. I must warn Luna immediately.

...

I MEAN, I-

Where's the real Princess Luna?
Betting at the race tracks
I warned her about her gambling problems!

But she made 4000 bits last time!

I know; if she keeps using her psychic abilities to win money she'll drain the
entire Equestrian economy and we'll hit a recession!

Sister, behold! I bought a roc from somepony for a BARGAIN! Only 3600 bits!

What in Equestria?!

Ooh hoo hoo! There it goes with the west tower!

I can't believe this is happening

So you agree; that was 3600 bits well spent!

Is that a guard trapped inside the tower piece that flew off?

*snicker* That's just icing on the cake.
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Looks like I'm not getting down for some time. Luckily I have a pocketbook of crossword puzzles. Let's see...

27 down... Princess of the Crystal Kingdom. Seven letters, starts with C, 4th letter e... Celestia? No, that's 8 letters. Hm. This is going to be a long trip.
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