Feeding Scootaloo

Wow; I kinda wish I organized my fridge.  Oh Alpha Egghead, how does one organize their fridge?  Stop calling me that.
I have stopped caling you that; but it hasn't reorganized my fridge!  Uh... do you at least know the basics?
What's in the dairy box, for instance?  Uh... hm. Whoa What?
There's a cow in my dairy spot. Should I...?   Never mind. What about your vegetable crisper?  What?
It should be the bottom-most shelf. Okay; I see it- Kill me.  But friendship is magic ...And the other one?
Rainbow Dash, let me out.  But I want you to be the ice Princess Elsa one day.  Try putting me in the freezer.
I can't believe I didn't think of that.  Is this even your fridge? Where are you?  In the snowy mountain range?
What?! Where are you? I checked behind from the older cider flasks I had; I have found the source of all the cold.
What is it? What is the source of all the cold?  I see it now-  It's your love life! 

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