Blue Magic

Sometimes I still meddle with the affairs of other realms.
So you're reason everything gets screwed up around episode 1, 2, 25 and 26. Huh.
Yep! I'm hired to create havoc so we can artificially create a demand for security- it stimulates the economy!
...What? You don't know?
That's why we borrow so much money from other nations. We spend it all ruthlessly to stimulate our economy.
So long as we accumulate lots of debt and we can handle the relatively low interest we can do all kinds of crap.
This sounds risky.  If you're not paying attention, yes.
But there's a reason you live in a giant tree.  Don't you live in a wagon?  With Subwoofers. And a 50-Cal Rifle.
I don't even know what those are.  Tree folk like you usually don't. 50-Cal rifle ain't gonna help me now.

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