A Saviour Has Been Born

Oh boy, an unboxing of my new baby sister! Alright, we're ready for the cesarian; let's get to work, everypony!
AAaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaAAAhhhhHHHHAHAAAAAA!!!! [Sprints out of the room]
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 Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour has been born to you.  Next room over, lady.  Oh, sorry.
 Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour-  Holy hanna I'm hot when I'm older!  You got that right! High hoof!
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Your heart rate is 180 holding still. What- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!  I've had a strict diet in the past month or so.
 I don't know what happened.  Strict?  Strictly candy. I thought you can cancel out the sugar with more-sugar.
 Well in my professional opinion you're a dummy.  I want a second opinion.  You're a megadummy.  Thank you.
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She still looks like a potato. Am not.  I'm a grown stallion; all newborn babies are ugly, hairy potato mules to me.
At the end of the day we're all hairy potato mules.  And I am the alpha hairy potato mule.

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