BeardedLuckDragon

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
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My Bio

Dear Capcom,


If winners don't do drugs, why does Captain America resent the fact he can't get drunk on beer?


Favourite Movies
Brewster's Millions, Cabin Boy, Coming to America, Endless Summer 1 and 2, Fight Club, Goonies, Groundhogs Day, Heavy Metal, King Pin, Kung Fury, Labyrinth, Porko Roso, Pulp Fiction, Serenity, The Toy, Gayniggers from Outer Space
Favourite TV Shows
American Horror, Berserk, British animal documentaries {Boring and quiet is better}, Cowboy Beebop, Firefly, Lexx, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles {1980's}, The Order, Trigun
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Animals as Leaders, Bjork, Bob Log the 3rd, Caravan Palace, Clowncore, Danny Brown, Death Grips, El P, Eazy E, Evelyn Champagne King, Izabo, Madonna, Mr. Mutha Phucken Exquire, Patrice Rushen, St. Vincent, The Babe Rainbow, Thievery Corporation,
Favourite Books
"How to know god: The Yoga aphorisms of Patanjali", by Swami Prabhavananda, "Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah", by Richard Bach
Favourite Games
Alpha Centauri by Brain Reynolds, Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar by Richard Lord British Garriott, Sim City by Will Wright, Stardew Valley by Concerned Ape
Favourite Gaming Platform
Board game, Pen and Paper, Story telling, Video game, Ran out of space in movies == The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
Tools of the Trade
Clown horns, Honesty, Insight, Insults, Kicks to the crotch, Observational Social Commentary, Perception, Pookaese, Words
Addressed to teenage time traveling techno druids, Treta Ghunberg and Xakemisa Artriaba Treta, Xakemisa, Humans have been moving down the mountains since 11,000BC – 9,000BC, because the ice started to melt for one reason or another.  The opposite of an ice age is the ice melted age, which may or may not be directly our fault. I've heard that the entire solar system is heating up evenly.  If the whole solar system is heating up evenly, we're boned baby.  If it's humans' fault, I heard it's too late and it we're sorta boned anyway. Neither of those points matter since we can't control politics, markets, or solar systems directly. We may be able to encourage the herd to do something fun and productive, or miserable and bitchy, but not both at once.  MallardTaipan's 1st idea and probably half the people of planet Earth: Buy up the patents for clean energy {Look up Nikola Tesla and his Tesla Tower}, invent an affordable stuff machine/3D printer, collect stuff/trash, and put stuff/trash
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I got another contest up and running if you're interested - https://www.deviantart.com/beardedluckdragon/journal/You-are-cordially-invited-to-Disco-Cat-Party-5-000-888031976
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WARNING: I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL INVESTOR, THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, DO YOUR OWN DUE DILIGENCE. I DON'T MAKE A DIME IF YOU TAKE OR DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE. IF I win, you win. IF I lose, you lose: The last tip I gave was when DOGE coin was 17 cents, now it's up to 72 - 74 cents on average, so I would maybe consider buying some if you wanted to have a try at your first investment. Please don't go selling your car or house, use some spare cash if you got it. Tonight Elon Musk will be talking up DOGE coin on Saturday Night Live, and many predict that DOGE coin will be $1 dollar by the end of May, and maybe about $5 dollars by the end of June or the end of 2021. The last time Elon Musk talked up DOGE coin it saw an incredible hike in it's interest, and now all of the internet is talking about it {Alabama is talking about it the most}. DOGE coin is the 4th most used crypto currency on the market, soon to be 3rd from what I hear. Here are some platforms
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Thanks for your support! 💝

you're a writer?!?!? Cooooool! I want to be an author :) :D

Yeah I wrote two graphic novels recently, and I write my blog posts.

They're for adults, but If you're old enough, check them out. They're called Desert Ninja Spider Clowns and they're on Deviant Art.

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Thanks for the fav and Llama! :hug: