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DiDark666 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2018
Big boobies!! :)
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Citrus-acidic Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
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BakersDozen101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  New Deviant  Writer
"My name is Wendy and I'm your motivational speaker for the day. In high school, I was a superficial girl with no values or ambition but now I'm a successful speaker who can count to four. For years, I had people sign my name because I couldn't spell but now I know over half of the letters. I can also drive a car and wash my clothes. These are things I'm proud of. My father told me that I should find a rich man but I told him that it's too hard to tell who's rich and who's poor since I'm so bad at numbers. Instead, I enrolled in this motivational speaker program. I am the most-booked speaker in the program and I've only been working for a week. If I can do it, anyone can. Raise your hand if you want World Peace. My advice is: say your prayers and the Pledge of Allegiance. Eat vegetables and always double check the button before you click it on an elevator. Thank you for your time."
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Bazzcomics76 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I really had fun with this. It's perfect for a character like that. You are a great comedy writer.
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BakersDozen101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  New Deviant  Writer
Thank you. I had fun writing it =)

Those double peace signs started it all! I could hear her proudly explaining her new ability to count to four. I could also imagine a group of businessmen who hired her to "educate" them. "Share business insights" really means "stand in front of us for a half hour." 
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Bazzcomics76 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
It's true!
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I will read more of your writings in your gallery!
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BakersDozen101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  New Deviant  Writer
Please do and let me know what you think!
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FredRichi69 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice =)
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:iconbazzcomics76:
Bazzcomics76 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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Thick-Fella Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
fabulous 
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Bazzcomics76 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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