"Hello, everyone! My name is James! Allow me to formerly introduce myself..."
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: Approximately 6 feet
Clothing: White T-Shirt and blue jeans, green socks
Likes: Baldur's Gate, Dragon's Crown, and when a nice old lady gives you a 2-for-1 coupon at the local cheap seat theater and asks for nothing in return.
Dislikes: Transformations against his will
"Now that we've got introductions out of the way, I think it's time to get down to the nitty-gritty here. You see, I've been asked by VGDC Mario what it feels like to transform into a cartoon character, also known as a "toon". It's a very bizarre process, so I thought I'd walk you through what it's like to become a 2-dimensional character in a 3-dimensional space. First thing's first..."
I then take out an old-timey pen. This pen has a black-colored body and a white brush on the end with a black ink on it. "This is the "Magic Toon Brush", a special transformational tool! It