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IMPORTANT: ASKING QUESTIONS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAVOURITED MY DEVIATIONS ONLY

New idea - instead of giving away loony horoscopes for each fav, a friendly djinn lady will answer any question truthfully.
Ought to be fun. After nearly three hundred horoscopes, I'm in dire need of a change of pace.
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NJ189's avatar

O’ mighty Djinn, what’s your favorite series?

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OH I'M CURRENTLY VERY HAPPY WITH THE LOVE, DEATH AND ROBOTS THING NETFLIX HAS GOING ON; I HOPE THEY MAKE ANOTHER REALLY SOON. I SO MUCH ENJOY SHORT FICTION, AND THE LD&R STUFF IS OFTEN SLIGHTLY OFF THE WALL, WHICH I ENJOY EXTRA.

THE ONE WITH THE CATS WAS ESPECIALLY FUN.

saayu2's avatar

aw thanks. I already have everything I need. I am thankful. so I guess share what ever you like.

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YOU ARE A VERY UNIQUE AND POLITE MORTAL; THANK YOU FOR YOUR WELL-WISHES.

AS FOR SOME RANDOM KNOWLEDGE (YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'LL GET IN HANDY), HOW ABOUT THIS:


DID YOU KNOW THAT THE EGGS OF BIRDS WHO BROOD ON ROCKY SURFACES TEND TO HAVE MORE PRONOUNCED TEAR-DROP SHAPES THAN OTHERS? THIS IS SO THE EGGS WON'T JUST ROLL OFF A CLIFF.

JUST LOOK AT THIS PROUD MOMMA BIRD AND HER WORK OF ART: https://www.independent.ie/regionals/fingalindependent/lifestyle/127fc/35913702.ece/AUTOCROP/h530/2017-07-11_wex_32747217_I1.JPG

saayu2's avatar

thanks that is awesome. did you know that birds and eggs have spiritual meanings and messages. :D

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I KNOW THEY DO ON THE MOST CHOCOLATE-TASTIC DAY OF THE YEAR Easter egg

saayu2's avatar

they do, or just treat yourself daily or as needed, chocolate improves the mood.

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PREACHING TO THE CHOIR! I WOULDN'T DREAM OF GOING A DAY WITHOUT. BUT DURING EASTER IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTIBLE TO GO ALL OUT, HAHA.

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LIKE I SAID, CHOCOLATE-TASTIC Heart chocolate 30px


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR VISITING

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qwqsickness's avatar

Oh mighty Djinn, what is your favorite video game?

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I DON'T REALLY HAVE A FAVOURITE, BUT I MUST ADMIT I'M CURIOUS ABOUT BEAT SABER; MAYBE THAT OUGHT TO TAKE CARE OF MY EXTRA LOCKDOWN POUNDS. PLUS IT'S A GREAT EXCUSE TO SPAZ OUT ON SOME SWEET TUNES!

Irwinbeast's avatar

Ahhh, I'm innocent, why me!?

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BECAUSE GOOD THINGS COME TO GOOD PEOPLE.

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O' mighty Djinn, when is it going to rain?

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NOT AS OFTEN ANYMORE AS IT USED TO, THAT'S FOR SURE. ADELE PUT QUITE THE SCARE IN THAT POOR RAIN, THREATENING WITH FIRE AND ALL.

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What's your favorite art book?

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A MONOGRAPH ABOUT THE WORK OF ALPHONSE MUCHA, THE ART NOUVEAU ARTIST. EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT HIS ALEGORIC POSTER ART, BUT HE ALSO DESIGNED EQUISITE JEWELERY AND OTHER OBJECTS, AND HE DID SOME MAGISTRAL PAINTINGS ON SLAVIC HISTORY, TOO. HE'S DEFINITELY WORTH A CLOSER LOOK, EVEN IF HE IS BY RIGHT MORE FAMOUS FOR HIS POSTERS.

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O' mighty Djinn, how are you feeling rn?

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I NOTICED YOU FAVOURITED TWO MORE DEVIATIONS; IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN ASK ME TWO NEW QUESTIONS THEN. FIRE WHEN READY!

MPTARTS's avatar

YES YES DOES DJINN HAVE A HAPPY DANCE?

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CERTAINLY. WELL, KINDA. YOU KNOW I AM AN ALL-KNOWING DJINN, RIGHT? THEN THIS DANCE SHOULDN'T COME AS A SURPRISE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nn9dd6FfE8


ALRIGHT SO YOU HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION YOU CAN ASK. READY?

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DJINN DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SONG!

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