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'Ask The Djinn' stamp

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Published: May 3, 2013
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IMPORTANT: ASKING QUESTIONS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAVOURITED MY DEVIATIONS OR JOURNALS ONLY

New idea - instead of giving away loony horoscopes for each fav, a friendly djinn lady will answer any question truthfully.
Ought to be fun. After nearly three hundred horoscopes, I'm in dire need of a change of pace.
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nightshade-keyblade's avatar
nightshade-keybladeHobbyist Writer
Oh, Mighty Djinn! Will you be active on the new and supposedly improved deviantART?
BATTLEFAIRIES's avatar

(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

OH I SUPPOSE I WILL. IT WOULDN'T DO FOR A BEING OF MY STATURE TO BE DEFEATED SO EASILY. BESIDES, NOW MORE THAN EVER, MORTALS WILL NEED MY VAST, CHARISMATIC WISDOM.

ALSO LOOK: GIFS!

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nightshade-keybladeHobbyist Writer
Hiya, Djinn! Did ya miss me? :wave:
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GREETINGS, JOVIAL MORTAL. I DID NOTICE YOU WERE GONE, BUT FIGURED IT TO BE DUE TO ECLIPSE FALLOUT - MAYBE YOU'D FOUND 'GREENER' PASTURES ;P

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Can-CatStudent Digital Artist
Bonjour, Madame Djinn, it's nice to meet you. Thank you for taking my question.

Something happened recently, I'm hoping you might have some perspective on:
Recently, I was unnecessarily harsh talking with a friend: it wasn't untrue, or intended to be hurtful; or, even cursing;
But, she says she doesn't know if she wants to be friends anymore, if I'm going to be so terse.

Has anything like that ever happened to you, in the wealth of your experience;
And, were you able to work through it?

Thank you for your time and insight.
Take Care.  
Namaste.

Thank mew! 
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EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS MOMENTS LIKE THIS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. ONE MOMENT WHERE YOU'RE STRESSED OR TIRED AND YOUR BRAIN GOES INTO SELFISH MODE OUT OF INSTINCT NORMALLY DOESN'T SUFFICE TO BREAK A BOND SO EASILY. MOST OF THE TIME, BOTH PARTIES WILL ALSO GLADLY GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE WITHOUT TOO MUCH DRAMA. DEPENDING ON CIRCUMSTANCE AND THE PERSONALITIES INVOLVED, THINGS MIGHT BE A BIT COOLER FOR A WHILE BETWEEN YOU BUT ULTIMATELY, IF YOU STILL CARE FOR THEM AND MAKE SURE TO SHOW IT, YOU'LL WEATHER THIS EPISODE JUST FINE. I PROPOSE YOU SIMPLY KEEP DOING THE THINGS YOU LOVE DOING TOGETHER, LIKE SHARING FUNNY PICS OR VIDEOS.

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Can-CatStudent Digital Artist

Merci beaucoup, Madame Djinn

:thanks:

BATTLEFAIRIES's avatar

... I ALMOST FORGOT: YOU CAN ASK ME A SECOND QUESTION, WHAT WITH YOU FAVOURITING MY STAMP AND WHATNOT.

(AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, AS WELL!)

BATTLEFAIRIES's avatar

SUCH A WELL-BEHAVED AND WELL-SPOKEN MORTAL YOU ARE. GO WITH MY BLESSINGS.

rift09's avatar
How do i avoid scammers on DA?
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MY DJINNSTINCTS TELL ME TO PRETEND TO BE A SCAMMER, YOURSELF BUT THAT MIGHT BACKFIRE.

IF YOU'RE COMMISSIONING SOMEONE, CHECK THEIR PREVIOUS CLIENTS AND TALK TO THEM. ASK FOR WORKS IN PROGRESS. IF YOU'RE THE ONE BEING COMMISSIONED, ONLY SHARE LOW RESOLUTION WORK UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN PAYED IN FULL. AT ANY RATE, ALWAYS GOOGLE THEIR NAMES JUST IN CASE.
DunkleMaterie's avatar
O' Djinn... you most beautiful and disasterly of cosmic powers!
Hear my plea and answer my question...

... is it true that 'Give Gates no chance' is the same as 'Give Aids no chance' ?
Or that Epstein didn't... you know. B-) :XD:
And if I get Corona but survive it, does this mean I am a failure at dying? XD 
BATTLEFAIRIES's avatar
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AS TRUE AS I AM STANDING HERE BEFORE YOU.
DunkleMaterie's avatar
Mustache Poro Icon/Emote  Thank you Djinn! I pray in front of you as an unworthy vermin! :lol: rvmp
My only request is, please use your cosmic powers as well to change the minds of everyone who wants to force the Eclipse of DA upon us.
Every bit of spiritual aid helps. For a bright future instead of a dark eclipse future. La love
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geiselkirchenProfessional Artist
:worship: Almighty Djinn, wisest and prettiest of the wicked, wash away thy worldly stains, and tell me why, oh why, the dA staff adowns that dreadful way, to switch completely to Eclipse, before the end of may, and when they turn their heads, seeing us elderly, away? :granny:
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OH; NEARLY FORGOT. I NOTICED YOU FAVOURITED THAT PENCIL BOX, TOO - FEEL FREE TO ASK ANOTHER QUESTION, THEN!
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geiselkirchenProfessional Artist
:D ... you told me already, I keep that in mind ;-)
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(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

O POLITE MORTAL WHO LOGGED IN RECENTLY,
ALAS, DA'S OVERHAUL'S A NECESSITY:
ITS CODE WAS OLD AND PATCHY AFTER YEARS OF USE
AND EVEN SHOWING LOOMING SECURITY ISSUES.
SADLY TO BUILD IT UP FROM SCRATCH AGAIN IS A CHORE
HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE UP TO STANDARDS IN A YEAR, MAYBE MORE.
THANKFULLY THE HUMAN BRAIN IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PLASTICITY
SO IT'LL SOON BE BUSINESS AS USUAL, FOR OUR CREATIVITY.
geiselkirchen's avatar
geiselkirchenProfessional Artist
:worship: Honored friend, thy have a noble hand will honor; since in order to rise from it's own ashes, alas a phoenix first must burn; order it then, fitting the persons that must use it, and we will follow with devotion!  ;P
BATTLEFAIRIES's avatar
OH BUT WE CAN DO THAT. I'M ALREADY LIT, ACTUALLY Britney Spears - Do Somethin' 
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artwarrior1985Student Artist
Hello. What's it like to be a djinn? I'm just a mere mortal human but you're a supernatural deity.
What's that like? I bet it's interesting.
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OH IT HAS IT PERKS; THE OMNISCIENCE, THE SONOROUS VOICE, DASHING GOOD LOOKS... ON THE OTHER HAND, BIKINI BOTTOMS HAVE TROUBLE STAYING ON WHEN YOU'RE INCORPOREAL FROM THE WAIST DOWN AND THE MAILMAN SAYS IT'S HARD SQUEEZING THE PACKAGES FROM AMAZON THROUGH THE SPOUT OF MY LAMP. I'M THINKING MY HARRY POTTER UMBRELLA GOT STUCK IN THERE OR SOMETHING, HOLDING UP MY PERSONALISED TOBLERONE AND CUTE SEVENTIES SUNGLASSES SO I'M GOING TO ORDER A 6' SELFIE STICK TO SEE IF THAT'LL DISLODGE THE LOT.
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SerendiipitiiHobbyist Writer
Blessed Ostara to you, O Mighty Djinn!
How have you been holding up?
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