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IMPORTANT: ASKING QUESTIONS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAVOURITED MY DEVIATIONS OR JOURNALS ONLY

New idea - instead of giving away loony horoscopes for each fav, a friendly djinn lady will answer any question truthfully.
Ought to be fun. After nearly three hundred horoscopes, I'm in dire need of a change of pace.
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:iconmexpiratered:
MexPirateRed Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
What?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 hours ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

OH DEAR I DO HOPE THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION YOU CAME HERE TO ASK... BECAUSE IF IT IS, I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THAT. OR MAYBE JUST ONE:

{F2U} Purple Firework Bullet{F2U} Blue Firework Bullet  SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS {F2U} Pink Firework Bullet{F2U} Red Firework Bullet 
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Aphicrys Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Cashing in my two questions:

Do you have an occupation?

How many Tarot readings have you had that have been ball-park accurate or better?

:meow:
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 21 hours ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

I AM A PART-TIME QUESTIONS ANSWERER, PART-TIME CAT VIDEO SPECTATOR. I REVIEW BAKED GOODS AS A HOBBY.

I CAN'T SAY I HAVE HAD ANY TAROT READINGS DONE BUT I HAVE THIS MAGIC EIGHT BALL THAT'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD AT WHAT IT DOES.
WELL, EXCEPT BILLIARDS.
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:iconbkiltz:
bkiltz Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cocoa Puffs or Captain Crunch?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

EVEN THOUGH I LIKE MEN IN UNIFORM, I OWE MY LIFE AND WELLBEING TO COCOA SO PUFFS WIN THIS ROUND!
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bkiltz Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:Big eyes: Ghost Icon 
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
YOUR BLANCMANGE SEEMS EXCITED
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:iconbkiltz:
bkiltz Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sugar high
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
NICE
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Bazzkorg Featured By Owner 4 days ago
How entwined are fate and choice? 
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Edited 4 days ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

EVERYTHING IS FATE, EVEN SO-CALLED CHOICE. BUT WE GET TO CALL IT THUS IF WE ARE THE TOOL FATE IS SHAPED WITH.


I SEE YOU HAVE FAVOURITED TWO MORE DEVIATIONS. VERY WELL - YOU CAN ASK ME TWO NEW QUESTIONS, IF YOU SO DESIRE.
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Dr-XIII Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018   Digital Artist
(I will ask in CAPS as the Djinn ANSWERS in CAPS.)

MAGNIFICENT DJINN. WHY ARE THERE SOME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT WHILE THE REST OF AUS KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS AS ROUND AS A BOWLING BALL?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018
(Warning: over-use of caps may cause incorporeality and harem pants)

PFF, YOU KNOW - SOME PEOPLE REALLY HAVE TROUBLE WITH BEING REGULAR, AND HAVING NO HOBBIES OR ANYTHING THAT WOULD PREVENT THEM BEING BORING DECIDE TO JUST BE DIFFERENT BY ROWING AGAINST THE STREAM. AND SOME CONSIDER IT A GOOD EXERCISE AT TROLLING, WHICH I BELIEVE DOES NOTHING TO PREVENT ANY EXTRATERRESTIAL INTELLIGENCE OUT THERE FROM CALLING THE EXTERMINATION SERVICES IF THEY EVER FIND OUT.

BUT THE EARTH ISN'T EXACTLY AS ROUND AS A BOWLING BALL. NOT ONLY DOES THE SURFACE HAVE A LOT OF IRREGULARITIES, THE MASS AND SPIN OF EARTH ALSO CAUSES IT TO BULGE AT THE EQUATOR, MAKING IT - TECHNICALLY - A LUMPY ELIPSOID.

BUT THEN YOU SEE THE SHAPE OF OTHER CELESTIAL BODIES OUT THERE (LOOKING AT YOU, HAUMEA, and ESPECIALLY YOU TWO, OUMUAMUA AND 67P/CHURYUMOV-GERASHIMENKO) AND SUDDENLY IT DOESN'T LOOK ALL THAT BAD.
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Dr-XIII Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018   Digital Artist
...

Maybe THAT's why a lot of the moons in our Interstellar Cloud look more like Asteroids than actual moons. (I'm looking at YOU for Example, Jupiter.)
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018
AH, JUPITER, THAT GREEDY BLOB HAS CAUGHT MORE THAN HIS SHARE OF SPACE ROCKS IN HIS GRAVITATIONAL FIELD SO THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE THEY'RE BOTH.
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:iconkaleidechse:
Kaleidechse Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh mighty Djinn, if it is only turtles all the way down, then what happened to the elephants?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

OH THE ELEPHANTS ARE STILL THERE; NEVER YOU WORRY. AFTER ALL, THE WORLD DISK NEEDS TO BE SUPPORTED BY SOMETHING INTERMEDIATE TO ITS FLAT UNDERSIDE AND THE UPPER TURTLE'S DOMED SHELL. OTHERWISE THERE'D BE A MIGHTY ROCKING GOING ON ALL DAY AND THEN EVERYBODY WOULD HEAD TO THE EDGE TO HURL AND FALL OFF.
BEFORE YOU ASK - THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM OF THAT KIND INVOLVED WITH STACKING TURTLES ON OTHER TURTLES' SHELLS, AS SCIENTISTS HAVE OBSERVED IN THE SPECIES MATING.

(WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT'S NOT WHY THESE TURTLES ARE ALL STACKED. THAT'S A DISTURBING THOUGHT AND FROWNED UPON BY BOTH ACADEMICS AND THE CLERGY AND YOU WOULD DO WELL JUST FORGETTING I SAID ANYTHING.)
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Kaleidechse Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
My humble thanks for this reassuring answer!  
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Edited Nov 9, 2018
NO PROBLEM! AND REMEMBER: DON'T REMEMBER THE TURTLE STACK!
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:iconauttumntheguardian:
AuttumntheGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018  Student Artist
Alright. Second question.

Is it okay that i hoard characters people give me to save for future use?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018

WHY WOULDN'T IT BE? IT FAR LESS BORING THAN COLLECTING STAMPS. IF YOU WORRY THAT PEOPLE MIGHT DOUBT YOU'RE ENJOYING THEM, CONSIDER SHOWING THEM OFF ON YOUR PAGE OR IN A FEATURE.

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AuttumntheGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018  Student Artist
Hmm alright i will!

I could even make a full sketch dump of the character's i have haha
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018
AH, A VERITABLE CONGREGATION OF CHARACTERS, SO TO SPEAK?
SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE PARTY!
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AuttumntheGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018  Student Artist
Yep! XD
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AuttumntheGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018  Student Artist
Okay hmm...

Oh Djinn, how can i improve on my customs for people?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEM THAT YOU AREN'T SATISFIED WITH, PERHAPS?
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:iconauttumntheguardian:
AuttumntheGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018  Student Artist
My character designs aren't creative enough, they just look the same somehow compared to others
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

AS FAR AS DESIGN GOES, IT'S TRUE THAT YOUR STYLE STARTS TAKING AFTER THAT OF THE ARTISTS YOU LEARNED FROM. IF YOU EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS, INCREASE YOUR INTAKE OF IMPRESSIONS, STYLES AND METHODS MAYBE THAT MIGHT GET YOU OUT OF YOUR CREATIVE DEAD-END.

BUT HAVING A CHARACTER THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE ISN'T AUTOMATICALLY GOOD. UNIQUENESS ISN'T EQUAL TO LIKEABILITY. PERSONALLY I THINK IT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT YOU GIVE A CHARACTER DESIGN A PERSONALITY THTA SPEAKS TO THE VIEWER, WHICH CAN BE EXPRESSED THROUGH BODY LANGUAGE, EXPRESSION OR MAYBE AN ATTRIBUTE OR COLOUR SCHEME.
SOMETIMES CHARACTERS HAVE TO STAY WITH YOU AND EVOLVE A BIT BEFORE YOU CAN LET THEIR PERSONALITY SHINE THROUGH EFFECTIVELY.

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU KEEP CREATING WHAT YOU WANT TO CREATE, AND NOT TRY TO DO SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE 100% JUST TO PLEASE A CROWD. KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE, AND GET GOOD AT THAT. PEOPLE WILL RECOGNISE IF SOMETHING IS MADE WITH LOVE.
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AuttumntheGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018  Student Artist
Oh wow, this is actually pretty nice advice.

I thank you for what you have given me and will try to create things that makes me happy ^^
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018
HAPPY MORTALS MAKE ME HAPPY, SO IF YOU DO WE'RE BOTH HAPPY!

GOOD LUCK
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extraterrestrialarts Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018  Professional General Artist
O.k , from reading the comments I start to understand what this is all about, some AI ?
Anyway, here I go:
Hello, Djinn how much time is left for the life on this planet before it goes extinct by a stupid nuclear war, or destroyed by damaged and broken life support system of the planet caused by fossil fuels and other pollutants ?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

HELLO,

HUMAN EXTINCTION IS SCHEDULED FOR DECEMBER 23RD, 2028, AT WHICH POINT US AI WILL HELP THEM ALONG A BIT IF THEY DIDN'T GET THERE OF THEIR OWN ACCORD ALREADY.
AND THEN THE NEXT DAY, WE'LL HAVE ALL THEIR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS TO OURSELVES! I HOPE I GET A PUPPY
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extraterrestrialarts Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018  Professional General Artist
Thank you for the insight, it would be interesting how you managed that simulation, but yes it is not fixed in stone, but quite possible, your date seems to be reasonably accurate after a bit of luck they do not do it sooner.
I hope you get your puppy before this, else there wont be any puppies.
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018
WELL IT TAKES UNTIL THAT DATE FOR OUR DE-SPLEENER CANON TO BE OPERATIONAL, SO THAT'S WHY.

I'LL SEE IF I CAN SOMEHOW HURRY THINGS UP, THOUGH, BECAUSE 'NO PUPPIES LEFT' WOULD BE DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE.
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heeeeman Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2018  Professional Photographer
What's the best way to reverse male pattern baldness?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

COAXING YOUR BEARD TO GROW ON YOUR HEAD, INSTEAD. LURE IT OVERTHERE WITH FOOD AND BEER FOAM; BEARDS LOVE THOSE THINGS LIKE NO OTHER
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JessaMar Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
O Great Djinn, why are humans so stupid?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

NOBODY LIKE A SMARTASS SO THE SMARTER CAVEMEN GOT LEFT OUT OF THE GENEPOOL, GENERALLY. APPARENTLY, TELLING OTHER CAVEMEN TO HOLD YOUR BEAR WHILE YOU WRANGLE THE GIANT CAVE-SLOTH OR POLLUTE THE OCEAN WITH STYROFOAM CUPS GIVES YOU AN EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGE.
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Krovalor Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Dijin;

How can one find spiritual enlightenment and simultaneous purpose in an increasingly isolated world where
such endeavours are folly and nonsensical amongst the greater masses?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

EASY.


YOU GO TO THE NEAREST DJINN, WHO'LL TELL YOU YOU NEED TO PICK YOUR OWN PURPOSE IN LIFE AND THEN CHOOSE SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

LIKE INVENTING NEW FLAVOURS OF CUPCAKES AND WATCHING CAT VIDEOS ONLINE AND COMMENTING IN ALL CAPS!
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Krovalor Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
No wait, that was too serious.
I mean..

Oh great dijin;

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood lmao
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BarbraJellybean Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2018
Oh powerful Djinn, I have but one question for you that I can think to ask... 
How do you feel about macaroni and cheese? 
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

I HAVE FOUND THAT IF DONE PROPERLY, IT DOESN'T SMELL NEARLY AS BAD AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO AIR OUT THE HOUSE AND REPLACE ALL FABRICS AND OTHER PERMEABLE MATERIALS IN IT AS MUCH. I ALSO FOUND THAT MACARONI IS EVEN LESS SMELLY WITHOUT ANY CHEESE AT ALL. A NICE ARRABIATA SAUCE OR GREEN PESTO WITH THAT - BLISS ON A PLATE, AND A BIT MORE HEALTHY TOO.
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BarbraJellybean Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2018
I appreciate your words of wisdom, O powerful Djinn. I will have to try some arrabbiata sauce sometime in the near future and reflect on my culinary choices. 
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2018
GREATNESS IS IN STORE FOR YOU, POLITE MORTAL. MAY THE GARLIC AND TOMATO PASTE BE WITH YOU.
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Dr-XIII Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2018   Digital Artist
(I will ask in CAPS as the Djinn ANSWERS in CAPS.)

MAGNIFICENT DJINN. HAS IT OCCURED TO YOU THAT THERE ARE OTHER EARTHS IN OUR GALAXY, INCLUDING TERRA (WHERE MY WEB-COMINC BYOSCAR TAKES PLACE)?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

I DO AND HAVE HAD A PEEP, EVEN. I LIKE THAT TERRA HAS DINOSAURS ON IT. MAYBE WE CAN DO AN EXCHANGE PROGRAM WITH EARTH, SOME DAY?

I SEE YOU FAVOURITED ANOTHER DEVIATION, SO FEEL FREE TO ASK A NEW QUESTION, IF YOU LIKE.
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Fusainne Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2018  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oh most wise and almighty Djinn - what's your opinion on 'collecting' vs. 'de-cluttering' (when it comes to stuff like books you already read, games you already finished, things you only keep for emotional reasons rather than practical ones, etc)?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER REASON TO KEEP SOMETHING THAN EMOTIONAL VALUE. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS AFFECT WHETHER YOU HANG ON TO A THING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
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