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IMPORTANT: ASKING QUESTIONS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAVOURITED MY DEVIATIONS OR JOURNALS ONLY

New idea - instead of giving away loony horoscopes for each fav, a friendly djinn lady will answer any question truthfully.
Ought to be fun. After nearly three hundred horoscopes, I'm in dire need of a change of pace.
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:iconhubertberrum:
hubertberrum Featured By Owner 16 hours ago
Oh great and all mighty powerful Djinn is it true that those who beat their wives and kill those who do not held the word of Allah wither they refuse mock or even just do not know are sent to jannah with allah after death?
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hbaf187 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2019
Oh Djinn, what are the disadvantages of knowing the future?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

THAT I HAVE TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT THE ENDING OF GAME OF THRONES UNTIL IT AIRS...!
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:iconhbaf187:
hbaf187 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2019
True, that. Loose lips can win problems.
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Aparadektos2 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2019
Last days of DA, I wanna know when and how?
Hope it will be dramatic, like last days of pompeii
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

OH DEAR ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.


THE  FETISH WARS OF TWENTY-TWENTY WON'T HAVE A CLEAR WINNER OR LOSER; FURRIES AND LOLIS WILL HAVE WORN EACHOTHER DOWN TO NEAR-EXTINCTION AND VORE WILL HAVE CONSUMED ITSELF EVEN BEFORE THE FEET LOVERS WERE CRUSHED UNDERFOOT. OC STOCK WILL CRASH OVERNIGHT AS THE TICKLE BONDAGE FANDOM CROWNS ITSELF KING OF THE WRECKAGE BEFORE BEING SUBSUMED BY THE GIANTESS FACTION SQUARING OFF AGAINST THE INFLATION AFICIONADOS. STAFF'S REACTION IS TO SEVERELY DOWNSIZE THEIR BUSINESS TO SOMETHING APPROACHING FOOTBALL-SIZE AND MOVE IT TO A NUCLEAR TESTING FACILITY IN THE PACIFIC, WHERE THE CONCENTRATED BLOB OF YUCK GETS WEAPONISED AND USED TO BLOW A BUNKER ON THE GOLAN HEIGHTS SKY HIGH. THE SHOCK WAVE TRIGGERS CAR ALARMS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND ICKY CONFETTI WILL BE REPORTED AS FAR AS THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA, CAUSING DOLPHINS TO BEACH AND ASK TO BE PUT OUT OF THEIR MISERY ALL THE WAY IN SPAIN. GULLS WON'T EVEN TOUCH THEIR CARCASSES AND LOCALS WILL INSIST THE AREA IS CURSED FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, CITING INAPPROPRIATELY SHAPED PRODUCE AS EVIDENCE.
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:iconjessamar:
JessaMar Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
Oh Djinn, how can I achieve total world domination?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

MONOPOLISE TUPPERWEAR CONTAINERS, EXTENTION CORDS AND WET CAT FOOD.
ENJOY EVERYONE'S DEPENDENCE ON YOU, AND YOUR ARMY OF FELINES.
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JessaMar Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
Noted. Mwahahahaha!
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2019
WE NEVER MET.
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:iconbeathyra:
Beathyra Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2019  Student General Artist
Any good tips on writing a short story/novel.
Plus, which Shakira songs fit for my birthday?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE FOR SHORT STORIES IS: DON'T MAKE IT TOO LONG.
BEST ADVICE FOR NOVELS IS: DON'T MAKE THAT TOO LONG, EITHER.

I PICKED THIS ONE BECAUSE GETTING OLDER DOESN'T MEAN WE BECOME A DIFFERENT PERSON, YET IF WE LOOK BACK WE SEE WHERE WE COME FROM AND HOW WE'VE GROWN.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Beathyra Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2019  Student General Artist
Ok. Thanks.
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mayume2loveless Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2019
Uhh All Mighty Djinn..... What do you think of the Mortal Kombat 11 game that coming out in April? I like Raiden new look, as well some of the other characters but i'm concerned about the story & gameplay.
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

 LET ME JUST SAY THAT WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS, I WANT RAIDEN TO BE ON MY SURVIVAL TEAM:

... NOT SURE WHO ELSE I'D PICK OR FOR WHICH ROLE.
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:iconslyflyspyguy:
SlyFlySpyGuy Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
Oh mighty Djinn, what question should I ask?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

ASK ME, 'WHAT ANSWER AM I GOING TO GET?', WHICH WILL BE BOTH YOUR QUESTION AND YOUR ANSWER FOR TODAY.

DONE! THANK YOU, COME AGAIN
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12greenboy123 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2019  Student General Artist
hey Djinn, me again, what do you think of the color green? 
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL COLOUR ANYWHERE EXCEPT IN YOGHURT
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:icon12greenboy123:
12greenboy123 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2019  Student General Artist
well i can't disagree with that
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:iconhubertberrum:
hubertberrum Featured By Owner 18 hours ago
That could mean it’s expired
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:icon12greenboy123:
12greenboy123 Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Student General Artist
That's what I meant, I knew that
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:iconhubertberrum:
hubertberrum Featured By Owner 13 hours ago
Oh ok
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:icon12greenboy123:
12greenboy123 Featured By Owner 7 hours ago  Student General Artist
Sorry if I caused confusion
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:iconhubertberrum:
hubertberrum Featured By Owner 7 hours ago
No no it’s alright
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:iconrosesparrow:
RoseSparrow Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2019  Hobbyist Photographer
Great Djinn - in which century were you born?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

EIGHT HUNDRED B.E. - BOOOOORING TIME COMPARED TO TODAY. IT GRINDS MY GEARS TO HEAR PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT DIAL-IN MODEMS AND SUCH WHEN ALL *I* HAD AS A TEEN WAS THE SILK ROAD, WHICH IS A SHITTY WAY TO ORDER SUSHI, LET ME TELL YOU.
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:iconhubertberrum:
hubertberrum Featured By Owner 18 hours ago
That would be two and a half centuries even before the Persian or even Turkish empire
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 17 hours ago
WALKING WAS INVENTED ALREADY WELL BEFORE THAT THOUGH
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:iconhubertberrum:
hubertberrum Featured By Owner 17 hours ago
Yeah just not the explanation AKA Allah
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 17 hours ago
PRREEETTY SURE THAT ONE EXISTED BEFORE THAT, TOO. BUT THE CRUX OF THE MATTER IS, PEOPLE LIKE SILK PAJAMAS NO MATTER WHICH AGE THEY WERE BORN IN. THEY ALL LOVE PUTTING ON THEIR PANTS AND FEELING LIKE THEY'RE GOING DOWN A WATERSLIDE - AND I'M TELLING YOU THIS IN THE AGE OF JEANS BUT IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE IN THE AGE OF HOMESPUN HEDGE-PIG WOOL...!
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:iconhubertberrum:
hubertberrum Featured By Owner 16 hours ago
True
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:iconrosesparrow:
RoseSparrow Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2019  Hobbyist Photographer
:omg: You're awesome! :faint:

:laughing:
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2019
AND I THINK YOUR COAT OF ARMS IN YOUR ICON IS LOVELY. ANY REASON IN PARTICULAR WHY YOU CHOSE THE BADGER AS A CHARGE?
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:iconrosesparrow:
RoseSparrow Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2019  Hobbyist Photographer

The badger represents my Hogwarts house - Hufflepuff :love: :Hufflepuff: 

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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2019
BEST HOUSE. THE SORTING HAT CHOSE WELL.
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:iconrosesparrow:
RoseSparrow Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2019  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you! I'm very proud to be a Hufflepuff! :love:
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HazelRose3637 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2019  Professional General Artist
Hey, Djinn!! :) I finally have a question for you! Can pets be my soulmate? :love:
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

YES, BUT:
- ONLY VERTEBRATES (SORRY, STICK INSECT)
- CAN'T BE A FISH EITHER
- NO WEIRD GOAT EYES OR ANYTHING
- CAN'T BE A COCKATOO NAMED HARLEY (THAT ONE IS ALREADY TAKEN)
- AND ONLY PLATONICALLY.

AS FAR AS 'SPIRIT ANIMAL' GOES THOUGH, EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED.

EVEN PET ROCKS.
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HazelRose3637 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2019  Professional General Artist
Thank you, Great Djinn! :) My dog thanks you!
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2019
TELL THEM THEY ARE A GOOD BOY
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HazelRose3637 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2019  Professional General Artist
He says thank you!! ^^
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MirachRavaia Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
Dear Djinn, why am I here reading through your answers for the last 15 minutes when I should be writing? :P
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2019
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

WELL, YOU KNOW - ONCE YOU GO GENIE YOU CAN NEVER GO BACKINI
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Serendiipitii Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
Blessings of the morning on you! How was your weekend?
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:iconbattlefairies:
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

BLESSINGS OF THE QUIET AFTERNOON TEA TO YOU, MORTAL! MY WEEKEND WAS A+. WENT TO DO MY FAIRY GODMOTHER THING FOR A NEWBORN GIRL IN THE FAMILY AND GRANTED HER EXCELLENCE AT PLAYING THE ELECTRIC GUITAR.
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Serendiipitii Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
She is gonna be a ROCK STAR! That sounds like it was
a magical time ~
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:iconwindysilver:
WindySilver Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
How to survive despair?
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:iconbattlefairies:
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

WHAT, YOU MORTALS DON'T HAVE THOSE 'HANG IN THERE, KITTY' POSTERS?
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:iconwindysilver:
WindySilver Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
I believe we have, or at least we have something similar to that. I don't have such posters, though.
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