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'Ask The Djinn' stamp

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IMPORTANT: ASKING QUESTIONS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAVOURITED MY DEVIATIONS ONLY

New idea - instead of giving away loony horoscopes for each fav, a friendly djinn lady will answer any question truthfully.
Ought to be fun. After nearly three hundred horoscopes, I'm in dire need of a change of pace.
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BetaBraun's avatar

Mighty and Amazing Djinn, a question if you please! How was your day?

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(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

IT WAS GOOD - MY PRODUCTIVITY TO FUNNY CAT VIDEO RATIO WAS OPTIMAL.

I WISH YOU EXACTLY AS GOOD A DAY AS THAT, POLITE MORTAL pink heart bullet

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Oh mighty Madame Djinn, Might I be so bold as to inquire about your love life Extreme OMG

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ALAS, MINE IS A STAR-CROSSED LOVE - THERE'S THIS AIR SPIRIT I THINK IS HANDSOME AND FUNNY (AND EITHER OWNS A BOAT OR HAS A FRIEND WHO DOES) BUT DURING OUR DINNER DATE I ACCIDENTALLY WAFTED HIM AWAY WITH A MENU WHEN I TRIED TO DISCRETELY HIDE THIS LITTLE QUIET FART I'D BEEN SITTING ON EVER SINCE HE PICKED ME UP AT MY LAMP. I THINK I CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT SECOND DATE NOW. IT

'S THE PROBLEM WITH DATING PARTIALLY INCORPOREAL CREATURES.

AND INDIAN FOOD.

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SuperFannHobbyist General Artist

Oh Djinn, why must DeviantArt take away my precious bananas?

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DEVIANTART NEEDS A SOURCE OF POTASSIUM AND FIBRE LIKE ANYONE ELSE; IT'S A DOG-EAT-BANANA WORLD OUT THERE, AND NO-ONE IS EVER REALLY SAFE FROM HAVING THEIR PERFECT BREAKFAST ACCOMPANIMENTS TAKEN AWAY.

THAT BEING SAID, ALLOW ME TO MAKE AN OFFERING TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR LOSS:

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AND NOW FOR MY FAVOURITE:

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almodezHobbyist Digital Artist

Oh mighty and omnibenevolent Djinn, if you would deign to aid a mere mortal supplicant such as myself, I prostrate myself before you and ask but one simple question: Where the fk did I leave my car keys?!

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TO PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING, ALWAYS REMEMBER THE ACRONYM 'JTTILGBCHOHTWASG' WHICH STANDS FOR

"JACKET TROUSERS TROUSERS IN LAUNDRY GYM BAG CAR HAND OTHER HAND THERE WE ARE SILLY GOOSE"

HOPE THIS HELPS. GOOD LUCK AND DRIVE SAFELY

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almodezHobbyist Digital Artist

It's fine - I remembered I don't own a car! But I did find 26 pence, four pairs of sweaty underpants and my coffee cup - so thanks Djinn! .. that's really useful, and so easy to remember!! :)

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HAHA - I BLAME HOLLYWOOD FOR IMPOSING ON US SUCH UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS LIKE HAVING TO LOOK FOR CAR KEYS.

AND OH JOLLY 26 PENCE! IF A PENNY IS THE BEGINNING OF A MILLION, THEN 26 PENCE IS THE BEGINNING OF 26 MILLION! YOU, MY FRIEND ARE DESTINED FOR GREATNESS.

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Thank you for taking my question, Madame Djinn.

There are so many things I'd like to ask, like do you know Zoltar?

No, wait, that's not my question...

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My question is this:

When someone says you can use their stock for a photomanipulation,

are they granting you a license to use the photo;

Or, do they own, or partly own, your finished piece?

It's come up recently; and, I'm a little confused; or, they are.

Thank you, again, for your time and insight.

Namaste.

[ya, okay, GIFs are cool. Eclipse does have that going for it.] :nod:

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(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

ZOLTAR IS SUCH A HANDSOME APPARITION WITH THAT SMART GOATEE OF HIS Swoon~

ANYWAY, AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND IT (HUMAN LAW IS WEIRD), IF YOU MAKE A 'COLLAGE' AS IT WERE OUT OF ANYTHING, THAT CREATION IS YOUR OWN. I SHOULD PROBABLY NOTE THAT COPYRIGHT LAW CHANGES FROM COUNTRY TO COUNTRY BUT GENERALLY (ESP. IN WESTERN COUNTRIES), COLLAGE IS SEEN AS AN EXAMPLE OF 'FAIR USE'. BUT THAT IS ONLY IF YOUR FINISHED PIECE ISN'T JUST THE OTHER PERSON'S STOCK IMAGE WITH A DIFFERENT HAT; YOUR ART SHOULD BE TRANSFORMATIVE ENOUGH TO BE CONSIDERED A NEW PIECE OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY IN ITSELF.

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Can-CatStudent Digital Artist

Thank you, Madame Djinn, for your time and help.

You're right- Human Laws are so weird.

Although, Foxes seem to find it fun, or funny.

Kawaii fox - original version

Ha-Ha, I thought you might know Zoltar.

You must have a lot interesting stories.

Namaste.

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ZOLTAR AND I GO WAY BACK; HE'S DELIGHTFULLY OLDSCHOOL IN A GOOD WAY.

THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY GIF AS WELL!

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nightshade-keybladeHobbyist Writer
Oh, Mighty Djinn! Will you be active on the new and supposedly improved deviantART?
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(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

OH I SUPPOSE I WILL. IT WOULDN'T DO FOR A BEING OF MY STATURE TO BE DEFEATED SO EASILY. BESIDES, NOW MORE THAN EVER, MORTALS WILL NEED MY VAST, CHARISMATIC WISDOM.

ALSO LOOK: GIFS!

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nightshade-keybladeHobbyist Writer
Hiya, Djinn! Did ya miss me? :wave:
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GREETINGS, JOVIAL MORTAL. I DID NOTICE YOU WERE GONE, BUT FIGURED IT TO BE DUE TO ECLIPSE FALLOUT - MAYBE YOU'D FOUND 'GREENER' PASTURES ;P

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Bonjour, Madame Djinn, it's nice to meet you. Thank you for taking my question.

Something happened recently, I'm hoping you might have some perspective on:
Recently, I was unnecessarily harsh talking with a friend: it wasn't untrue, or intended to be hurtful; or, even cursing;
But, she says she doesn't know if she wants to be friends anymore, if I'm going to be so terse.

Has anything like that ever happened to you, in the wealth of your experience;
And, were you able to work through it?

Thank you for your time and insight.
Take Care.  
Namaste.

Thank mew! 
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(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS MOMENTS LIKE THIS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. ONE MOMENT WHERE YOU'RE STRESSED OR TIRED AND YOUR BRAIN GOES INTO SELFISH MODE OUT OF INSTINCT NORMALLY DOESN'T SUFFICE TO BREAK A BOND SO EASILY. MOST OF THE TIME, BOTH PARTIES WILL ALSO GLADLY GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE WITHOUT TOO MUCH DRAMA. DEPENDING ON CIRCUMSTANCE AND THE PERSONALITIES INVOLVED, THINGS MIGHT BE A BIT COOLER FOR A WHILE BETWEEN YOU BUT ULTIMATELY, IF YOU STILL CARE FOR THEM AND MAKE SURE TO SHOW IT, YOU'LL WEATHER THIS EPISODE JUST FINE. I PROPOSE YOU SIMPLY KEEP DOING THE THINGS YOU LOVE DOING TOGETHER, LIKE SHARING FUNNY PICS OR VIDEOS.

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Can-CatStudent Digital Artist

Merci beaucoup, Madame Djinn

:thanks:

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... I ALMOST FORGOT: YOU CAN ASK ME A SECOND QUESTION, WHAT WITH YOU FAVOURITING MY STAMP AND WHATNOT.

(AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, AS WELL!)

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SUCH A WELL-BEHAVED AND WELL-SPOKEN MORTAL YOU ARE. GO WITH MY BLESSINGS.

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