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IMPORTANT: ASKING QUESTIONS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAVOURITED MY DEVIATIONS OR JOURNALS ONLY

New idea - instead of giving away loony horoscopes for each fav, a friendly djinn lady will answer any question truthfully.
Ought to be fun. After nearly three hundred horoscopes, I'm in dire need of a change of pace.
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:iconbluenightfire:
BlueNightFire Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Mighty Djinn, is a seven hour playlist dedicated to my own WIP a bit excessive?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 11 hours ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

OH NO; I BETTER CALL THE CYBERPOLICE, YOU MONSTER.

REAL ANSWER: IT'S FINE; IF ANYTHING, IT'S AWESOME THAT YOU FIND THIS MUCH MUSIC FOR YOUR PROJECTS. I ENVY YOU.
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BlueNightFire Featured By Owner 9 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
I recommend North European heavy metal to the Djinn: the Finns and the Swedish produce very versatile music for fantasy novelists. Or this fantasy novelist, anyway.
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HugQueen Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2018   Writer
no question, just stating you're cool. Fox emoji - cool 
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2018
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ALAS, NEVER AS COOL AS FOX-WITH-SUNGLASSES COOL I'M AFRAID.
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HugQueen Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2018   Writer
WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME MIGHTY DJINN??
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2018
IT'S CALLED A CRY FOR HELP AND DON'T YOU DARE MOCK MY BOOMING VOICE
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eKnick14 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2018  Student General Artist
I forgot, I have a second question! :D What is your favorite book/movie, and why did it speak to you so much?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2018
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I VERY MUCH LIKED THE MOVIE 'INTERSTELLAR'. GREAT STORY, GREAT SCIENCE, GREAT SCORE. AND A MONUMENTAL TEARJERKER - GET YOURSELF ONE OF THESE WHEN YOU SIT DOWN TO WATCH: :icontissueplz:
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eKnick14 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2018  Student General Artist
Ah, I haven't seen that one yet! I do like movies with a great score. I'll have to watch it sometime! :D
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eKnick14 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2018  Student General Artist
Okay, I think I have one! What is the wierdest question someone has asked you?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2018
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WELL LET'S SEE... SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME "WILL JUSTICE BE SERVED". THAT ONE CERTAINLY RANKS HIGH ON THE WEIRD SCALE.
I FIGURED THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF SOMEONE WAS GOING TO BITCH-SLAP JOFFREY BARATHEON SOME MORE SO I WENT WITH THAT.
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eKnick14 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2018  Student General Artist
Haha, I like it! :'D That's an interesting one, lol
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MiddyC Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh great and wonderful Djinn,
What is the most ridiculous thing a mortal has asked of you?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2018
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I HAD ONE ASKING IF THEY COULD ASK ME A QUESTION. I THINK THAT COUNTS.

SINCE YOU HAVE FAVOURITED ANOTHER DEVIATION, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK A SECOND QUESTION?
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MiddyC Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you oh great Djinn. 
What inspired you to answer mortals' questions?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2018
AS A PROFOUNDLY WISE, IMMORTAL SPIRIT I TAKE GREAT PLEASURE AND FULFILMENT IN ENLIGHTENING AND HELPING OTHERS.

IT ALSO GETS HELLA BORING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA, YOU KNOW.
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Imdraproc Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2018
Many Greetings, oh noble Djinn. 

Less than an hour from now, a third cycle of Horus-Re will have drawn since I started my account on this site, and in the hours when studies or ponderings on the frailties of existence have not preoccupied my mind, I have practiced writing and some drawing (recently getting two different digital art programs, curious as it may sound), and so my art might get a sorely needed boost. 

I've thought of different ways to celebrate this new beginning, and the first thing that come t mind was the Featured Deviation on my profile page. 

Thusly, I ask of Thee: should I change the Featured Deviation on the profile page? What picture should replace it, until the day comes when I master Digital Art well enough to post one up - or should I keep the same pic as before, sitting as a nostalgic shrine to an earlier artistic level and a neat comparison? One could also just wait until the first satisfactory piece of digital part is finished, to properly herald the new age. 
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2018
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IDEALLY, THE FEATURED WORK SHOULD BE:
-RECENT
-REPRESENTATIVE OF YOUR STYLE AND SUBJECT MATTER
-ONE OF YOUR BEST WORKS.

SO I WOULD SUGGEST THE ONE WITH THE CATS - BUT THAT IS JUST PERSONAL PREFERENCE -F2U- Shadow Cat Avatar 
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AnarchyTwisted500 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
🤔🤔 question or questions can't remember how many left to cash but oh well another to be said which should be given form?


1: Phanes god of creation

2: Aer goddess of the lower air

3: Typhoos Raging god of storms
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2018
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NUMBER THREE, OBVIOUSLY. IT SHOULD MAKE FOR AN EXCITING PICTURE.

GOING FROM YOUR LATEST FAVOURITING SPREE, I PRESUME YOUR TOTAL OF QUESTIONS AT THIS POINT IS AT LEAST 9. FEEL FREE TO ASK THEM AT ANY TIME OF YOUR CHOOSING.
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AnarchyTwisted500 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Which religion/mythology should I do next after I finish these three pieces?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2018
I HEAR THE AZTEC PANTHEON IS VERY INTERESTING
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AnarchyTwisted500 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
They are I'm especially a fan of how they believers cut out each other's hearts in honor of the gods humans clever animals...........why they where made in the image of that snot nosed god is still a mystery to me......
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2018
I THINK THOSE ARE JUST RUMOURS, REALLY.
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AnarchyTwisted500 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Just a rumour maybe......but it was help watching him take seven days to create one world.........so glad I didn't help
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2018
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE. I MEAN THERE'S DEPRESSION AND MOSQUITOES HERE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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jonwassing Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
OH GREAT DJINN, PLEASE ANSWER MY HUMBLE QUERY:
Do you like my writing? Sweating a little... 
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018
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OF WHAT I SAMPLED OF YOUR WORK SO FAR, I LIKE YOUR STYLE USED IN THE OAKEN THRONE BEST. YOUR MORE POETIC PIECES, WHILE WARM AND CHARMING ARE A BIT TOO FLOWERY FOR MY TASTES, BUT I CAN ENJOY A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF POMP IN A GOOD MEDIEVAL FANTASY STORY. MOREOVER, YOUR FIRST PART OF THE OAKEN THRONE DOES A GOOD JOB AT PEEKING A READER'S INTEREST AND SETTING THE TONE FOR WHAT IS TO FOLLOW. I STILL HAD THE FEELING IT WAS SOMEWHAT DRAWN OUT, SO SUCCINCTNESS WILL BE WHERE YOU STILL HAVE ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT.
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jonwassing Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
INDEED, MIGHTY ONE, I AM HUMBLED BY YOUR WORDS. I HAVENT WRITTEN A LOT OF POETRY EXCEPT FOR “THE MIRROR” IN A LONG TIME, PERHAPS I SHOULD DO SOME MORE. 
THANK-YOU FOR THE FEEDBACK I WILL STRIVE FOR BREVITY. 


:D
ok that was fun. 
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018
MOST WELCOME, MORTAL. SWEET ZEPHYRS ON YOUR WAY, AND FEW CACTI.
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LizardStickx Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Friendly Djinn, I'm standing before you in need of guidance, and your advice is really good, and needed 
Summer vacation is coming up, and every year we go up to the cottage with my cousins
And every year, I become an irritable shut-in because I don't get enough time alone to recharge 
My little cousins (ages 7 to 13) all love me a whole heck of a lot, they follow me around like little ducklings
Do you have any advice on how to keep my patience when I want nothing more than to drop-kick each of them to the other side of the lake like a bunch of oversized footballs in a NFL game?? 
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

IF YOU ASK THEM TO PREPARE A TREASURE HUNT, THEY'LL BE PREOCCUPIED FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE. IT REQUIRES CRAFTING SOMETHING THAT CAN COUNT AS A TREASURE, HIDING IT, AND PLACING A CHAIN OF CLUES AND/OR DRAWING MAPS.

OTHER PROJECTS THAT TAKE A WHILE:
- CREATE A BUG ZOO
- FESTOON THE PLACE WITH PAPER LINK STREAMERS
- KEEP BUSY WHILE COUSIN LIZARDSTICKX FEIGNS A MIGRAINE EPISODE

OR YOU COULD TEACH THEM A VERY ADDICTIVE GAME.
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phnks Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Back here again, it's like getting the dragon balls again and again lol... hey wait, you're not Shenron, are you? Cause I could totally use some wishes every now and again.

1. Somewhat serious question mighty but friendly always truthful djinn, I'm going to this fancy artsy open exhibition party thing... got nobody to go with. Any suggestions on how to handle the night so as to still enjoy it alone?
2. I've got my own way and it mostly works, done it before but... I'm no djinn so... any suggestions on how to say 'no' to your boss to more work? Without like completely ruining the job/relationship, would like to keep it at least for now.    
3. Gotta ask... you seem to play games, have you see cyberpunk 2077 yet? I waited 5 years for this new trailer lol, and I know you like your PnP so... maybe you know some cyberpunk 2020 as well? 

Pray Thank you djinn
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

WELCOME BACK ONCE MORE! I ASSURE YOU I AM NOT SHENRON, EVEN IF THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

IN ORDER:
1 - I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A CAMERA WITH YOU AND DOCUMENT THE EXHIBIT AND THOSE PIECES YOU ENJOY. IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO THAT LETS YOU APPRECIATE THE ART WHILE STILL ALLOWING FOR OPPORTUNITIES TO STRIKE UP CONVERSATION.

2 - IT DEPENDS WHOLLY ON THE BOSS IN QUESTION, BUT PERHAPS IF YOU ASK 'DO YOU NEED IT SOON? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM' THEY'LL GET THAT YOU ARE PUSHING YOUR LIMIT, WITHOUT YOU LOOKING LESS THAN EAGER.

3 - I HAVE NOT PLAYED CYBERPUNK 2020, NOR SEEN ANYTHING ON CYBERPUNK 2070. THE TRAILER CAME OUT A PRETTY LONG TIME AGO ALREADY, SO I AM SLIGHTLY WORRIED. SINCE IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEVELOPPED BY THE SAME STUDIO THAT MAKE THE WITCHER GAMES, IT IS NOT UNTHINKABLE THEY ARE HAVING TROUBLE SECURING THE FUNDS AND PEOPLE TO WORK ON THE NEW THING INSTEAD ON THE ALREADY WILDLY POPULAR WITCHER FRANCHISE, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY IT'S ON THE BACKBURNER SO TO SPEAK.
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phnks Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
That's the thing all caps djinn, cd projekt red is back ;)

Thanks for all the advice once again :)
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018
EXCELLENT NEWS! LET'S HOPE IT BECOMES A HIT.
JUST NOT TOO MUCH OF A HIT. OR ELSE IT WILL STILL BE EXPENSIVE BY THE TIME CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND AGAIN!
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LauraMegara Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why is 42 the meaning of life ? :D
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018
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WHY, FOR BREVITY'S SAKE, OBVIOUSLY.

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KalikaMarie Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018
Will zombies ever take over? And where will they start?
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ONLY ONCE HOLYWOOD STOPS MAKING MOVIES ABOUT IT, AND EVERYONE'S GUARD IS DOWN.
AND THEY'LL START WITH THE CHUBBY PEOPLE, OBVIOUSLY. THEY DON'T RUN AS HARD.


FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION, BECAUSE IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU FAVOURITED A SECOND DEVIATION RECENTLY.
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KalikaMarie Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018
Another question that has taken a little bit to form: What will the sex be of the baby my sister is carrying?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2018
BABY GIRL, BUT THE KIND THAT LIKES MONSTER TRUCKS AND STICK INSECTS
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KalikaMarie Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2018
Awww...That'll disappoint the parents as they already have 2 girls. But the baby will be another creature that I spoil.
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2018
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE THIS.
SPOIL IT ROTTEN, I'D SAY!
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BlueNightFire Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Three questions coming up!

1. Is the Djinn a dog person or a cat person?

2. What is the Djinn's favourite flavour of icecream?

3. Does the Djinn know any good RPG PC games I can download on Steam?
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018
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I SHALL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS IN ORDER:

1: FOR COMPANY, I PREFER DOGS, BUT CATS MAKE FOR BETTER VIDEOS AND REACTION GIFS

2: EITHER PISTACHIO OR COCONUT

3: HAVE YOU PLAYED ANY OF THE DIVINE DIVINITY SERIES YET?
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BlueNightFire Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
I haven't heard of Divine Divinity - I'll add it to the list. Much obliged!
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018
MOST WELCOME, DEAR MORTAL.
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brilun Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2018   Digital Artist
IF MY TIEFLING DRUID DIES DURING THE CURRENT CAMPAIGN, WHO SHOULD I RETURN AS????
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