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Diptych by BATTLEFAIRIES Diptych :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 11 14 A Fortunate Soul by BATTLEFAIRIES A Fortunate Soul :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 26 3 A Chanceful Meeting (redux) by BATTLEFAIRIES A Chanceful Meeting (redux) :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 27 16 Wooden Kitchen Tools by BATTLEFAIRIES Wooden Kitchen Tools :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 7 16
Song of the Fairies
If you would live on Fairy-land, human, know the code:
Seeing fairies in procession, kindly leave the road
Make way for the Folk as they go by in shiny light
come find ‘m in the Fairy Ring, all on a moonless night!
Invite us to all your weddings – we might come, or not
To ignore us is to spite us even if we’ve got
a pony as a groom’s gift, and earrings for the bride
come find ‘m in the Fairy Ring, all on a moonless night!
A knife should not be left in meat, salt not on the floor
Silver is an offence: don’t place it on the door
Leave no hatchet in the log, leave not your tools outside
come find ‘m in the Fairy Ring, all on a moonless night!
Following these Fairy rules, our peace can’t be disturbed
We reward humanity with luck and healing herbs
Bronze torcs for giving fairies a shelter from the cold
and sure death for those who come and dare to steal our gold.
We charm the snakes, we tell the wolves whom they cannot bite
No lightning strike
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Pan Coasters by BATTLEFAIRIES Pan Coasters :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 13 18
Mutiny on the Way to Damocles
    “Mrs. Orientation Video kindly sends her regards, seeing as she couldn’t be here tonight – courtesy of you fine lot not respecting ‘lights out’ regulations and in so doing, losing your holovid privileges for the rest of the day.” Warden Gobelin seemed to grin behind his respirator mask when he swam further down to hook a foot behind the floor rail and steady himself. “Which is a shame, because we arrive at Damocles station in three hours.”
O’Byrne resented the Warden for exactly this type of thing – rather than doing his job keeping the peace, he let things get out of hand and then dared to gloat from behind his pane of impact glass. His penalties for disobedience were nothing more than petty pestering. But O’Byrne be damned if he and the other inmates weren’t fed up with withheld desserts, stupid lights-out rules and now removing any chance of watching a movie for the last time before checking into t
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Dreams of Ice by BATTLEFAIRIES Dreams of Ice :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 63 32
Mature content
67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko's Revenge :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 17 22
Take your hands off of the torch, sir – slowly
And the keyboard; delete that tweet
Now trending: being sick of complaints
(the problem was Too Long; Didn't Read)
There is no elephant in the chatroom
and they are no pachyderm.
Clean the VR off your goggles
– we might not survive a second term.
Misantropy as an exception,
there's nothing inborn you must hide.
This wasn't about you last time I looked;
you want a parade? Have some pride.
:iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 15 14
In A Land Far, Far A-whey
Marigold was being wedded off to this bloke who grew funny-shaped turnips for a living, so naturally the presents had to have that certain je-ne-sais-quoi which a household with this kind of creativity would appreciate.
Ma and Da brought the goat that yee-hawed, festooned with ribbons and artichoke flowers; Peet had dyed a turtle-dove and Tollie, Jen and Mabe all gave knitted kitchenware and farming tool cosies. There was a parsnip rack from Uncle Liam, while Aunt Meary and her husband had just brought themselves which oh, they shouldn't have. Lastly Nan, ever the frugal one, had remembered the bucketful of milk misplaced and retrieved from behind the stack of wood last spring, completely transmogified and strangely aromatic after pondering for so long on what to do with it. After all, one does not simply throw out a whole bucketful of milk, no matter the state - liquid, solid - it happens to be in.
And so they ate it at the feast, and it was delicious.
:iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 7 17
Trojan refrain: a 3-way collaboration
Hey, wassup my Agamemnon
how does the looting go?
Have the lobbyists settled on
a puppet for the show
when you're the Hellespont police?
How about Helen of Greece?
Fair like Justice
fair like Justice
and δημοκρατία and Peace?
Hey, wassup my Agamemnon?
Does the dear daughter know
Your aircraft-carriers won’t run
Without some bloodflow?
"Can bank accounts become obese
Feeding like grubs off her decease?"!
Can bank accounts
Can bank accounts
Make oil-gorged Θέμις grin at vice?
hey, wassup my Agamemnon?
was your death a surprise?
did you sense that dark pall anon?
did you fail to surmise
it was all greek, your cuckold's fate,
that left you on Charon to wait?
it was all greek,
it was all greek,
when you and Ὀδυσσεύς did prate.
:iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 11 8
Thunderlance by BATTLEFAIRIES Thunderlance :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 132 34 Card art: Thunderlance by BATTLEFAIRIES Card art: Thunderlance :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 6 9
Poetry And Me
You may say I'm cheap
and not too deep
but that's just you and this is me:
I'm low-hanging fruit on the poet-tree
:iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 23 25
Mature content
Anonymous :iconbattlefairies:BATTLEFAIRIES 10 20

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Brilliant work by my artsy amigo :iconorogion::

Khiara by orogion Dragon Commander: Mirror on the Wall by orogion

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Shar - The Lady of Loss by orogion
Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for 2016!! by orogion

Kagyu Ling Monastery by orogion

... Continue the awe here:


Remember when I asked about your favourite Sea Shell Chocolate? 

8 deviants said Yes
5 deviants said A moment of silence now, for all ruined diets
1 deviant said No (…)
1 deviant said Now go here to see if you chose wisely:…


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The Shoppe is back! The following items were just begging to be provided with a pedestal:

Untitled Drawing by BATTLEFAIRIES

  domestic animalsour tongues have been tamed
made into creatures more suited for this watered-down wilderness
hunted by plutocrats pandering
their strange brands of truth
but repeating sharp lies does not make them true
yet we're still forced into parlays
with our predators, painted
into clandestine corners and given
soft names from formally corked teeth
it was in that time when the moon broke her silence
that even ornithopters eyed strange tides with concern
withdrew their sallow children from salt lines, and sang
whale songs of incompatability
  Iamb what iambThe knight lay dying on the bloodstained field
His armour scarred, his tabard stained in red.
‘Is any man among us here a bard?’
“Oh, iamb,” said the bard, and wrote a play.
A hero stood astride the ancient ruins.
Above the crowd he held a monster’s head.
“Is any man among you there a bard?’
“Oh, iamb,” said the bard, and wrote a song.
A king sat high and mighty on his throne:
A heap of broken harps, their owners dead.
“Is any man before me here a bard?
Hell-born, honey-tongued and oversexed?
Does any fiendlike man before me seek
my fair-faced rose-cheeked daughter's favour through
the varletry of lackluster love letters
and laughable offenseful flow'ry prose?
Does any man before me seek to trick her
into undress, the best to sate their hunger?
The appetites of poets are inhuman,
and all women should beware their metered lies.
I ask again, is any man before me
the rascally rapscal'yon godforsaken
malignant filthy bard who fool
   Untitled Drawing by BATTLEFAIRIES  Untitled Drawing by BATTLEFAIRIES   

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Acerbical Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2018
Hello BATTLEFAIRIES  :wave: by elicoronel16 and welcome home!! 

Thank you for joining the family of artists here at :icontheartistlounge:. We are eager to see your display of skill and talent and have it showcased in the Group! If you have any questions feel free to message us, and don't forget to check out the Group's rules. 

Again, we say WELCOME HOME!  Cheers and Applause - NaNoEmo Day 8 by Ridley126

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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2018
Thank you for the warm welcome!
SelflessDevotions Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2018   Digital Artist
Hello BATTLEFAIRIES and welcome home!! 

Thank you for joining the family of artists here at :icontheartistlounge:. We are eager to see your display of skill and talent and have it showcased in the Group! If you have any questions feel free to message us, and don't forget to check out the Group's rules. 
Again, we say WELCOME HOME!  Cheers and Applause - NaNoEmo Day 8 by Ridley126

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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2018
Ha, thank you very much!
SelflessDevotions Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2018   Digital Artist
You're welcome! <3
pen77299 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for watching me, hope u like my art work
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2018
I do! Excited about what you're going to show next :heart:
ferruh Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2018  Professional Interface Designer
nice gallery.
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2018
Thank you very much!
ferruh Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2018  Professional Interface Designer
You re welcome (:)
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