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Nooooooo

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Nooooooo

”I’d like to propose a daring theory,” Vladimirqz said before he was good and well seated. He tucked his fnirbs underneath him and blinked his orbital eyes all in turn expectantly. He was most definitely in Mustafabr’s personal space. With a fatalistic decompression of his gill sacks, the clerk paused his writing work and leaned back in his seat. “You can’t call it a theory if you haven’t got proof, Irqz.” ”Oh but I have; I’ve thought this true and true and it checks out,” Vladimirqz said. “Just hear me out, okay?” ”We pretty much already know all there

Now You Are Thinking _ With Sides

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Now You Are Thinking _ With Sides

Pick a side, any side! we cannot win, we cannot hide From the other side due to gross inaction, there occurs a grim reaction And for every action there occurs a grim reaction due to gross inaction from the other side. We cannot win, we cannot hide Pick a side, any side.

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Herald of Twilight

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The Bronze Knight and the Angel

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The Bronze Knight and the Angel

    In a time before coal or steam, when magic moved the tide and turned the heavens, there was a golden tree, guarded by an angel with a sword of fire. No ordinary tree was this, for it had sprouted from a pip spat by a god. Upon the tree grew a single emerald apple, and whosoever ate this apple would gain eternal life: this was why the angel was set out to guard it, for the gods are jealous, and will not suffer any man to have eternal life.    But as gods are jealous, so is man ambitious, and many heroes came to try and take the apple for themselves. One such hero was the bronze knight, and the angel saw well his burnished armour as he cr

Their Regret

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Their Regret

The feverish desperate act of one Who wishes she could find her piece Of solace, peace or swift release, When memory’s damage has been done. Though when the voices of the past Speak hurriedly, and opt to blast Her eardrums cave against the wake: One cannot dwell in their mistakes. What then, for malady’s retreat? Shall better patterns, habits beat Their chests upon one’s flailing form As she fights rampaging storms? The answer here is not quite clear. No manual can quench the pain, No words aid dendrites singed and slain, The victims of her grievous fear. While hope’s sweet lifeblood flows through veins, She cannot h

Waffles

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Waffles

Private Tasker was trying to play it cool, but Knight could see the awe in his approach. She could smell it, too. They were both off-duty, and she didn’t hold a standard rank, but he still saluted and asked permission to speak. She granted it. “Did it hurt?” he blurted. His face said that he wished he could drag the words out of the air. “What, when they tried to drop a building on me?” She laughed. “Nah. I’m a lot tougher than that, and the little bumps healed up by the time we got out of the hot zone. Don’t worry about me, Private.” His face twisted in the throes of an intense interna
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Promotional poster 'BLOOD OF ASTERION'

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  • Jan 4
  • Belgium
  • Deviant for 8 years
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My Bio

In 2012, I joined dA to enjoy some beautiful art (check), meet new friends (check) and share my work with others. Enjoy!

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Favourite Visual Artist
Klimt, Michelangelo, Mucha, Anton Piek, Alex Alice, ....
Favourite Movies
Inception, The Fellowship of the Ring, Barabbas, The Prestige, Strings, Ice Age, Spirited Away, Hero, Arrival, Interstellar, The Neverending Story, Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulin, Double King and other animated shorts
Favourite TV Shows
Kulderzipken, Game of Thrones, Samurai Jack
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Movie / game soundtracks, pagan, folk, melodious fantasy and folk metal, classical and medieval music, various miscelaneous artists
Favourite Books
The Silmarillion. Night's Master is a close second.
Favourite Writers
Tolkien, Steven Erikson, Tanith Lee, Roald Dahl, ...
Favourite Games
My sweet, sweet tabletop Dungeons&Dragons
Favourite Gaming Platform
...topside of the table?
Tools of the Trade
Photoshop, tablet, gallons of tea, LibreOffice
Other Interests
Animation, nature, ancient history

Excited About Sprites

Excited About Sprites

You already know fairies (it's-a-meeee), so now let's talk about my favourite, other kind of sprite: they're rare, beautiful, mysterious and happen when lightning storms excite molecules in the upper atmosphere. That's right bitches: there's science in the air! Who doesn't enjoy a video where grown men are getting excited about pretty lights and colours? I'll top you off with some gorgeous aurora photography by deviants I watch: Thank you for looking; have a glorious day now

Dinovember

Dinovember

 Good news everyone! I just received word from my insider dinosaur that Cast of Wonders will now accept, UP UNTIL APRIL 15th, your short stories on what the future would look like if dinosaurs had evolved to take up humanity's niche in the future - all for the glory of their november Podcasts. Read the full prompt here --> https://www.castofwonders.org/2020/01/announcing-the-dinovember-2020-themed-call/ More about Cast of Wonders right over yonder --> https://www.castofwonders.org/about-us/ As for now, open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur  
Anyone in the GMT+1 timezone (or thereabouts) playing a 5th Edition D&D game on tuesday or wednesday nights? Asking for a friend * * No really I'm asking for a good pal of mine who's looking for a game to join. Not a crazy person, promise. Basically ...

Deviousness Award

BATTLEFAIRIES is a legend within the Literature community on DeviantArt whose talent extends across a variety of mediums. She is an active and beloved member of CRLiterature and projecteducate and has singlehandedly run THE GAUNTLET, a writing contest featuring prompts that increase in their brutality, for its second year in a row. If you are one of the numerous people who have favourited her work, you've likely met "The Djinn", her alter ego that responds to questions (the number of which, over the past 5 years, has gone well into the thousands!). BATTLEFAIRIES has served this community with her unique brand of charm and wisdom and it is for these reasons that we are ecstatic to present her with Deviousness for November 2018.
Awarded Nov 2018

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1.Have you watched American Dad and Sabrina the Teenage Witch and ducktales if so favorite character and why

2.which ducktales character would you like do to lipsync challenge to DuckTales theme song

1. Oh my dude Ducktales was my childhood!

2. I'm up for a challenge - I think I'd go with either Duckworth or Ms. Beakley! That ought to be fun

What about american dad and sabrina the teenage witch favorite character and why

Nah we didn't have American Dad here and I never got around to watching Sabrina. So - can't help you there!

Used my favorite of your two images! (Check my profile!)

Looks good on you!

Hey thanks for the LlamaLlama Emoji-23 (Shyness) [V1]