SCP Comix: SCP-082

The comic version of Fernand. The character belongs to the original author.

Name: Fernand St. Gros the 4th
Aliases: Fernand the Giant
Designation: SCP-082
Class: Euclid
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Age: 128 years old.

Fernand St. Gros the 4th, currently known as SCP-082, is a rather tall englishman of French descent, and a member of the great Gros royal family. Born in 1889, and raised in England by his slightly more normal brother Francis St. Gros, He was supposed to be the royal heir to his father (and former king of France) Aristide St. Gros. However, due to his mental issues, genetic condition and tendency to eat people, he became an outlaw and a highly feared criminal in several countries and provinces. In spite of this, he still thinks he is king of France. About a century later, he was found by the Foundation in an abandoned tractor shed in Cornwall, having a "conference" with three hobos and four SCP-1788-1 instances about making Badminton France's national sport. He was then taken to containment, convinced by Foundation staff that he was being taken to a palace in France. To live up to the hype, his containment chamber was built to be huge, resembling the interior of a French palace complete with a bathroom, a kitchen, a bedroom, various appliances and a full wardrobe.

SCP-082 is...insane to say the least. Also, he's fuckin' huge and really old, and has a body frame that is an odd mix of super fat and super swole. Due to a genetic condition, he is really damn tall and muscular, and has lived far longer than an ordinary human should. His skin is also scarred heavily, covered in healed up bullet wounds and sword blade gashes. Hell, he has freakin' bullets and blades lodged into his flesh! You know that someone is stronk when they have shit like that showing up in their X-rays. He's pretty polite though, just as long as he doesn't try to eat your head (he does that a lot). Sometimes, it's hard to tell if he's stupid or simply insane. While he can easily tell if someone is lying, he cannot tell the difference between fact and fiction. If you were to show him an episode of "Uncle Grandpa", he would instantly assume that whatever happened throughout the episode actually happened in real life. No, seriously. We actually tried it. He watched Uncle Grandpa and thought it was real. He's also a pretty bad liar, and when asked about his past, he claims that he is either a vampire, a homunculus, Big Bird, Andre the Giant, Napoleon, Obelix (sidekick of Asterix), Dr. Bright, The Hulk, Alexander The Great, Captain Hook, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Frankenstein, or Frankenstein's Monster. The only reason why we even know where he came from is because we read his Wikipedia page before we deleted it from the internet.