WHAT THE CRAP IS WILDE THINGS?
Wilde Things is a queer male fantasy short story anthology, which is a lot of words, but let's break it down.
This book will be focusing on romance between queer males. Your story doesn't have to be romance driven, or even primarily romantic, but so long as there's one or more queer dudes and they're flirting with each other, we're all good.
Any type of fantasy is acceptable. Urban fantasy, high fantasy, ghost stories. It must have at least some manner of fantasy element, however, (and not sci-fi, that will be the next book).
For the purposes of this book, short stories
In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most. But not for you. For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all. Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday! May many more follow!
Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
A few days from today, the history books show an entry. An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon. That boon was you. And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in!
History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake.