The plan was to design a creature based off of every word in the English dictionary. This would be stupid, of course, so I'm not doing it. There are slightly over 1 million words in the English language. So here is what I'm going to do. I'm using a small dictionary that I already own somewhere in my bookshelf. It's cowering in the shadows of the shelves and crowded between the dusty college books I couldn't sell back. I will find that little book and abuse it with my ridiculous idea. Rules:
Existing life—and viruses, I suppose—will not be drawn. This includes all organisms in the taxons Bacteria, Archaea, and Eukaryota.
Proper noun...