Could they do it like mature adults, at least?

Actually, you'd probably know the answer right now, so, here's how I intepreted their most recent conversation.

Creighton the Cretin: Excuse me sir, do you stick out your Gyatt for a Rizzler?

Angry Dad: GYATT?!?!? RIZZLER?!?! HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS ME WITH GEN Z/ALPHA INTERNET SLANG, YOU BRAINROTTED BASTARD!!!!

Creighton the Cretin: Ooh, I say that because I heard some kids say you have a big butt... oh, and speaking of which, my butt's broken too!

Angry Dad: GGGGGRRRARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Proceeds to mercilessly grabs Creighton's neck and strangles him... HARD* MUST... YOU... RECYCLE... YOUR... OLD... ALREADY... OUTDATED... GAG... YOU... COTTON-PICKIN'... ATTENTION WHORE?!?!?!?!

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And while I'm on that subject, try to figure out what other informative conversations these two could have!

Original meme is courtesy of .