Favourite Visual Artist
Anyone who tells me I'm evil for being a straight white guy
Favourite Movies
Porn played in reverse so it looks like people are deciding to just be friends
Favourite TV Shows
That "PEOPLE OF EARTH" countdown thing that was on every channel a while back
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
"Love Shack" as sung by a hobo who thinks no one can hear him behind the loading docks
Favourite Books
That version of the Bible where you open it up and there's just a big rectangle cut out containing a pistol
Favourite Writers
Whoever wrote "You know what needs to be done" on the note taped to the pistol
Favourite Games
Human Chess
Favourite Gaming Platform
Human-scale chess board, 32 easily-kidnapped people
Tools of the Trade
The ol' spit & shine, a little Gold Bond, and that funk in my stride HOLLAAAAAAA
Other Interests
Maintaining nastiness of said funk, fighting kidnapping charges, model train sets (HO-scale ONLY!)