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It is a great honor for me to interview a very special guest. She has caked a now ex boyfriend who was unfaithful. If you’d like to read her story first hand, here’s the link: www.experienceproject.com/stor…

Bakerman: Helen, could you give us a brief summary of what happened that day?

Helen: Basically, I'd been together with him for a bit over two years when this all happened. To cut a long story short, when I was away to see some of family (grandparents who were ill) he went to a party on his own, and was trying it on with this Irish girl, making lots of physical contact with her, kissing her a bit, trying to get her drunk, and so on. She wanted to get away, said she had to catch a bus, and he insisted on walking her to the bus stop, then was feeling her up on the way and trying to get her to come and sleep with him in a secluded place on the way, or to come back to his place. Apparently she was getting quite annoyed at this stage and finally just told him to piss off. But she knew a friend of mine (I didn't know her) and told her about it. I found out about a week later, before which he had called me (the day after the party) to tell me just how much he loved me again, was so wanting to see me when I'm back, and so on. I first confronted him, simply angry, straight afterwards, and he was trying to say it didn't matter, I would get over it, and so on. I got even more angry then, and just told him to go away for now. I actually had to be away for a few more days then, connected with work, and so we wouldn't have seen each other much that week. But I felt really upset and made a fool of - other people we both knew were at that party and could have seen him carrying on there shamelessly - and another friend told me that she knew this wasn't the first time. I just felt really down, quite tearful, for much of that week, like I couldn't trust him again. He and I exchanged a few short texts whilst away, but nothing much. When I got back, I still didn't feel ready to see him, and I texted him to say so. Some time that week I got together with my friend Sarah. She thought I should definitely dump him and move on, but I still had some feelings and wasn't sure. She persuaded me it was better to make the move decisively, and in time I would feel better. I said that I would find it hard to see his vain face now, and would want to slap it, but of course I wouldn't do that. I mentioned the time I'd made a nice birthday cake for him, and how happy that had made him, and Sarah said something like 'you should get him a dumping cake', a bit as a joke. But then we started talking about this more seriously, and came up with the idea of actually doing it, and laughed our heads off at the idea, which made me feel much better. At first I wondered about the idea of making something with laxatives in it, having read stories about that (I don't know if it actually works), but was worried that might be dangerous or illegal. So we decided instead on the idea of simply having a cake to tell him that he was dumped, and Sarah begged to be allowed to be there when I gave it to him. And I thought about the idea of trying to show a cake to him and then push it in his face, only half-seriously. Anyhow, we decided to bake two cakes, both the same, creamy and with chocolate filling, as if one was from each of us. Sarah suggested to me that I should pretend to meet him as if to kiss and make up, as that would put him off his guard, and then we would give them to him. And I thought it would be good to invite some other girls along for this special occasion. Asked three others along, telling one of them what was going to happen, she couldn't wait! I knew the other two would like it, but wasn't sure about telling them in case they blurted it out to anyone else. So on a Saturday morning, when I knew he was going to be around, I called him (Sarah was with me for moral support) and said to come and meet me, in an outside garden in a pub we had often been to. I said something like 'Let's have a proper talk, and I think we can sort things out'. I got there quite a bit beforehand with Sarah and the cakes, in special boxes wrapped in pink ribbons in bows we'd bought, and the other girls came along soon afterwards. When he got there, expecting to see me on my own, he saw the five of us there drinking some wine, and seemed a bit surprised. I went up to him, and gave him a little kiss (that was a bit difficult to do, but I thought it would be good for effect) and told him I had a special treat for him, pointing to the boxes. I told him to undo the first box and have a look, and he did so. When he saw the message on the top, he almost froze. I quickly undid the other one. I was standing very close to him, and felt a real power at this moment, and looked him right in the eye as I put one hand behind his head, which he could have interpreted as an affectionate gesture. Then I slipped my hand quickly under the first cake and brought it straight up to his face, and pressed it right in, rubbing it all over (lots went on his quite expensive shirt as well) - it almost felt like a kiss, strangely. He didn't know what to do or where to go, and Sarah handed me the other cake, which I pushed more quickly onto the top of his head and rubbed that all around his hair. The other three girls were just quiet, quite amazed by what they were seeing, I think (I'd told them all just before). Sarah and I just downed the rest of our wine and said ‘let’s go’ to everyone, and we left him there – he was rubbing a bit out from his face and looked like he was about to cry. We went off to treat ourselves at a champagne bar afterwards, feeling fantastic!

Bakerman: So you had no trouble pulling it off.  What kinds of terms are you on now with your ex? Still friends?

Helen: As I said, he was just frozen to the spot, so shocked, so it was easy to do. Everyone heard about it, and he'll never live it down. Apparently he's still very upset about it, found it completely humiliating, but I feel a wicked pleasure when I hear that - he'll have something to remember me with, and might treat other girls differently in the future! We aren't in contact, but I've posted about what I did online, and loved e-mailing him the link! Would be fantastic to send him a link to a drawing depicting it  
Bakerman: Haha. There’s an idea. Have any of your friends done similar things to boyfriends, husbands, or exes?

Helen: Not yet, but one friend is thinking about it with an ex she knows.

Bakerman: Have you yourself ever been pied or caked?

Helen: No

Bakerman: Other than your ex boyfriend, if you could pie anyone, who would it be? And what would be the dessert weapon of choice?

Helen: I'd like to pie one of my uni tutors who was always staring down my top, really blatantly, and who talked down to me and other female students. Three completely gooey pies, one to the face, one to the hair, and one to his crotch, would be great!

Bakerman: Now what would your reaction be to a guy like myself or some of my friends who would actually politely approach you to pie them?

Helen: If I liked them in other ways, I'd do it.

Bakerman: So you have never pied anyone other than your boyfriend. But have you ever thrown a drink in someone's face at a pub or restaurant before?

Helen: No, I haven't, but have seen another girl, not a friend, do that to someone in a pub and then storm out - he was soaked and I was riveted

Bakerman: Generally speaking, is humiliation the best revenge?

Helen: Without any doubt it is - the most satisfying, the most effective, and the thing that leaves the most lasting impression. So that they will feel humiliated all over again whenever they see you, think of you, or hear anyone mention you or what happened! Men are too crude to do this well. An older woman I know pointed out to me just how much guys are afraid of girls simply laughing at them, and so making them just the subject of ridicule is the most powerful weapon we have. It's empowering.....

I thought I should give this writer a shout. He not only gave me a kind, insightful review, but also does excellent work. If you'd like to go to his website: www.jamespendergrass.com/


Also, sorry if I uploaded too many drawings during this update. I had idea overload.

Hopefully this hasn't been taken off Youtube yet. Fast forward up to the buildup beginning at about 3:30. :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wbxF…

There are a bunch of other videos of this on American sites(which I can't access cause of my location). If the above video isn't there just search: Katy Perry on KCA

I recommend this awesome new group to anyone who likes women wielding pies. It is a member site though, but joining should be easy enough.
groups.yahoo.com/group/girlsho…

OK some fellow artists more up on things, like Shane, zraclooc and Sashiryuu have made excellent journals and posts about SOPA; I hadn't due to just being out of it and ignorant about the whole thing.  I tried reading through a lot of the legal jargon which was like mental spaghetti to me.  I then saw a wonderfully clear video helpful to idiots like myself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXhIkt… . I'm all for stopping real piracy, fake products  and theft, but SOPA would punish the wrong people affecting the whole internet and many people who don't have malicious intent.  

It reminds me of music publishing, as the actual artists don't benefit but greedy unethical people that "own" certain songs.  There's one story about Paul McCartney advising Michael Jackson to get into music publishing.  Michael Jackson then bought up a bunch of Paul McCartney's songs and refused to sell them back at a reasonable price.

I hope to be back in action again after I get dragged to China for 5 days.  I'll still shoot for frequent updates, but don't know if it will still be every week or not.  That's probably a good thing as rushed drawings often look rushed and unimpressive.  Moreover, constant overupdating can be annoying.  

Finally, a big thanks to anyone who has taken the time to check out my work.  An even bigger thanks goes to many regulars for their friendship, ideas, suggestions and support.  ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ