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“The Ballad of Kirk and Spock”
As performed by Ray Stevens, circa 1994
Key: G | Tempo: Bouncy, storytellin’ speed
Now featuring: One gloriously unnecessary kazoo solo
[Spoken Intro, over bass walk]
Well now, you young folks today with your holodecks and your replicators...
Lemme tell you ‘bout two fellas who didn’t need none of that.
One wore a gold shirt and didn’t know the meaning of “no-win scenario.”
The other had pointy ears and eyebrow skills that’d win a poker game in Vegas.
This here’s the story of James T. Kirk and Mister Spock.
[Verse 1 – Spoken/Sung]
It was stardate 1312 point 4, back in 19-and-66,
When NBC turned on a spaceship and America got its fix.
Captain Kirk took the center seat, said “Take us out, Mr. Sulu,”
And right beside him stood a Vulcan, lookin’ cool as a Yoo-hoo.
Kirk said, “We’re here to explore!” Spock said, “That is... illogical.”
Kirk said, “I go with my gut!” Spock said, “Your gut’ll get us killed, logical.”
But somehow they made it work, through
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Let's go and fix our own problems first. Wanting to take over Canada is a kinda stupid use of our resources at the moment.