BadassBritChick

A brief little song for Hadhod, to begin with: ~Once I had a sweetheart, and now I have 'Hod. Once I had a sweetheart and now I have 'Hod. He's short and beardy, He's short and beardy, Short and beardy with the power of flame!~ ***** 'For The Love Of A Short Man' or 'A Ballad for Hadhod' What was it when I looked at you That drew me to your beardy face? Was it the way you held your axe, So hairy, full of grace? Was it the way you looked at me And twitched your ugly 'tache? Was it the grin upon your face That proved you were so brash? I smiled quite sweet and gave a nod, And tried to catch your eye; But all you cared about w