I Really, Really Want A Free Bag!
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after stuffed panda bear plushies because you'll only end up with a garden gnome in your larynx." I never quite understood his advice until one Festivus, I was gardening with my best friend Claribel. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was omniscient and spooky sounds came from deep within. Claribel saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!