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1. OC's Name: Yisun & 's Saki (her housekeeper) because wow Yisun can't answer these questions all by herself
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag people to do this meme! No tagging >:UUU

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1. What is your name?
: Yisun Xia of the Floating Pl--
: That's Yisun-SAMA for ya punks! Ever heard of her? Guardian of Scorched Mountain right here!!

2. Do you know why you were named that ?
: Actually, no.
: Ya need that info for the local newspaper? What kind of stoopid questions are these, hah? Gimme that list come on, come on. ... Who wrote these??? .... OHOHOHO Yisun-sama here's a good one for ya.

3. Are you single or taken?
: Does that pertain to romantic relationships? If yes, then my answer is that I am single.
: Though there is someone who visits her regularly ey? //nudges Yisun// Ey ey, Yisun-sama? Ya know, the one who brings ya those nasty tea things?
: They are gogoat milk, and that is my brother, Murakumo-san.
: PSSHHHHHHHH. BROTHER. Y'all ain't even related.
: He is still my adopted brother--
: Ok ok geez don't get all defensive. But the people gotta know what they need to know, alright?
: Know what?
: NEVERmind, Yisun-sama. See, this is why I gotta sit next to her, or y'all ain't ever gonna get ANYTHING outta this rockhead. Next question, come on.

4. Any abilities or powers?
: OH OH I CAN ANSWER THIS ONE TOO. Y'all ever seen Yisun-sama fight??? Ya see these muscles- Yisun-sama roll up ya sleeves show them the goods come on- BAM. We call this one JUSTICE, and BAM, we call the other one STRENGTH. Yisun-sama can punch through BRICKS and sh*t, alright? Break people in half with just ONE of her hands-
: I cannot do that.
: Yisun-sama, just cuz ya ain't tried yet doesn't mean ya can't do it.
: I do not think I should attempt something like that.
: What 'bout in a middle of a fight, huh? Ya got one hand occupied and ya REALLY REALLY gotta snap someone in half? Ya know, people be crying out for yer help?
: ... If a situation calls for it, then I will. For now, I am not able to do that.
: There ya have it. Yisun-sama, yer too humble. I gotta do all the bragging for ya.
: I apologize.

6. What is your eye colour?
: Ye-
: YA DUN HAVE EYES TO SEE IT FER YER SELF??????? THIS IS WHY PEOPLE STAHP TAKIN YER NEWSPEOPLE SERIOUSLY

7. How about your hair color?
: WHERE. ARE. YER. EYES???????? DO NOT MAKE ME RIP THAT SHEET IN HALF!!!!!!
: Saki-san, it is fine-
: NO. YA GOT PLACES TO BE AND PEOPLE TO MEET. YA CAN'T LET THEM WASTE YER TIME WITH STOOPID QUESTIONS. 

8. Have you got any family members?
: Actually-
: SHE GOT ME AND MY PEOPLE AND THAT ALL SHE NEED. NEXT QUESTION.

9. Oh? How about pets?
: OH. Oh. Yisun-sama's got this... dumb bird...
: Tian Hua, a hunting talonflame that I trained, and she had been with me since I was a child. I do not consider her a pet, but a friend.
: //squints at Yisun// ... Between me and you, the bird's a pest.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like?
: ... jellicents.
: Yisun-sama thinks they CREEPY. She also don't like ya FACE ahahahaha kidding, kidding. But seriously, ya ask her anymore question 'bout sumthing obvious, ya gonna get it.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies you like to do?
: She visits that Murakumo-san a lot //winks//
: I do. The travel between our villages trains my stamina.
: Training training training... Yisun-sama, ya life's kinda boring, ya know?
: It is?
: Well DUH. Ya just train all the time and never do anything FUN.
: Training is fun.
: ....................... Alright we gonna talk 'bout this more later. Next question.

12. Have you hurt anyone in anyway before?
: It is an unfortunate but necessary part of my job as a Guardian.
: That's RIGHT it is. Ya better not mess with Yisun-sama cuz she'll have ya NECK. CRUSH YA RIBS INTO DUST.
: That is also not accurate.
: ALSO. WHAT I TELL YA ABOUT OBVIOUS STOOPID QUESTIONS??? HUH??? Ya startin’ to get on mah nerves

13. Ever..Killed anyone before?
: ....
: What the f-- WHAT YA ASKING THESE QUESTIONS FOR, HAH??? YA INTERROGATING HER OR INTERVIEWING HER???? Ya know what- //stands up// GET OUT. Yisun-sama, come on. Ya don't need to deal with this kinda sh*t. What the f-
: It is fine, Saki-san--
: NO IT AIN'T. SHOOOO!! GET!! DON’T MAKE ME KICK YA SH*TTY BALLS
: Saki-san--
: Ya can't let people step all over ya like this, Yisun-sama. This piece of sh*t here be askin' you all these random ass questions and and... WHAT YOU STARIN and STANDIN THERE LIKE A STOOPID WOOPER FOR?? Didn’t ya HEAR ME??? GET!!! SHOOOOO! SHOOOOOO!!!

: ... My apologies, but may we continue this another time? Do not worry, you have not offended me. Do not hesitate to come and ask me more questions at a later time.

- The interview was cut short. You have been kicked out of Yisun and Saki’s house -