Dear Diary: Punk Rocker Jane
OMG!! I met the most totally hot people ever, who I would so like to go out with today. Lets see there was Bob, and Tom, and this girl, Punk Rocker Jane. Just kidding, Jane is a boy. But hes still a Punk Rocker. I was so excited that I told my Mom about my meeting with Jane. The convo went a little something like this
Hey, Mom I met the hottest guy today.
His name is Jane and he's a Punk Rocker.
Yeah. Punk. Rocker. Jane."
So anyway, I was in the cafeteria and these pervs came in and flipped my skirt. I was about to yell at them, but then Jane came in and started beating them up. He broke their wrists and their legs and then he started beating them over the head with a baseball bat. By then I was awed by his grace and sainthood. When he was done beating them, he took my lunch money, handed it to me and said, Hey, you want a smoke?