Dear Diary: In Recent News
You know youre the most popular girl in school when every guy in the hallway throws himself at you. In fact, yesterday, even some girls did. It was, like, so weird. Flattering, but weird.
So anyway, I woke up in the morning totally refreshed, so I put on my most recently purchased trend-inducing outfit, and applied the most tres cute make-up I had and went downstairs to eat breakfast.
My mom was watching the news. Again. I don't understand why parents are so concerned with the news. I mean, who wants to watch people with more social stature than you? No one, unless theyre your parent and all of their stature has already gone down the tubes.
So, it was showing all these pictures of scared-looking people. Seen it. They probably had another flood or earthquake or maybe someone was wearing chartreuse (ew). They should put something that impacts more people on the news, like how to dress for your age group, because from what I'm seeing, not many are informed.