A greentext story:
>Be village endorman.
>Monsters from the nearby caves are attacking.
>mfw village has no coin to afford a witcher.
>mfw I realize I have some unique gwent cards.
>Post contract to notice board offering one of the cards as a reward.
>Other villagers ridicule me saying that no one will ever take such an offer.
>Become the laughing stock of all the nearby villages.
>mfw a witcher named Geralt appears a day later wanting to kill the monsters.
>I tell him where the cave is.
>An hour later the witcher comes back with the head of the alpha monster in hand.
>I give him the card as promised.
>mfw a witcher actually accepted a gwent card as a reward rather then coin.
>mfw all of the villagers had their jaws drop becuase I proved them wrong.