God of Poker

Commission for one of my Across minions!

Aries may be a God of War, but his pal in red-headed divinity Touji knows a secret to defeat the standard-issue omniscience that Aries often uses to rake it in at poker: beer and lots of it. Typheros is soooo not amused at a totally-sloshed Aries waving that keg (with a HANDLE) around.

But for added lulz? Defeen (the silver-haired punk on Touji's left) slipped in all those aces. Oh yeah. Way to TOTALLY cheat Aries at poker!

"They're thieves," you say. "Cheating's part of the game!" Yes indeed.