The Earth is a beautiful, Tiny, blue orb in the darkness of space. It is home to many useless creatures. Its insignificant.
A red eyed man stares at a screen, raising a brow. He could probably warn these creatures about the destruction that would be about to take place. Would they care? Would they even know what he was saying with their primitive minds? He could already see by the expression on their face that they were not very bright, they stood stock still, shocked, like the Rabbits he had on his now destroyed planet. At least they knew how to express emotion. He presses a red button on his clean white dash board, putting on a bright smile.
"Hello, Primitive peoples of Earth-"
Was that a Leader? An eyeless human? No, must be a Vogon, they are eyeless, they are perfect. They could replace, they could help.
The Earth will witness that in 10 minutes. It sounds long, but in 10, no, 9 now, minutes , it will seem like that time was never there. It's another insignificant thing. Time, created by humans, and no basic concept.
But currently a nice group of friends were enjoying a picnic in a park, with their dog, and 2 cats. These friend wouldn't exactly be called friends. 2 of them were not ever going to speak to each other and if they did an argument would start.
Who were these people?
Well we had 2 thieves and their cat, 2 scientists, 1 test subject, and 2 and a half demonic monsters.
One of the scientists were sleeping under a tree, with a book laying beside him.
The other scientists was eating and discussing things for what was about nine minutes.It was a peaceful afternoon, not a cloud in the sky. So when a dark shadow looms over the park a lot of people looked to the sky. Their jaws drop, a big white, almost looking like a big fat oval, hovering craft looms over the sky. It was there for what felt like hours, but in reality was only minutes. A translucent screen appears, green static for a few seconds, the a mans face appears on the screen.
"Hello, Primitive peoples of Earth-" He cut himself short, glancing to an eyeless female.
Now everyone she met was shocked to see this female. She assumed it was no different, besides from the giant hovering craft in the sky.
The man furrows his brows, turning to the crowd.
"I, Zaphod Zianta, will be destroying your planet in a matter of minutes, please brace yourselves."
The eyeless girl was now huddled close to her friends, in a shocking coincidence she was the half demon and part of the group on that picnic. Oh, and the sleeping male was awake.
Now, much to everyone who was witnessing this, was shocked when the eyeless girl was beamed up, very quickly.
Everyone in their group of friends was on their feet and alert. How dare he kidnap their friend! Why her? were they doomed do die with their planet?
The screen turns off after hearing her shouting.
In seconds her group of friends were brought up too, that included the 2 cats, 1 dog, 2 scientist, 2 thieves, and the other demonic creature.
And in a flash of light, the once beautiful blue orb was taken place by nothing-ness.
"Welcome to the ship, can I offer you our finest flavored water?"