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Impromptu Collab Thingy Alert  (Mainly just a repost from Twitter since I can actually include text here; that and I certainly don't want any lurkers/other folks claiming one of Anybro's works as their own.)


Above, one will feast their eyes upon a truly one of a kind image: the true ending of the original Slayers movie, Slayers — The Motion Picture, the lost Director's Cut only now recently discovered in early 2019. For those of you who have seen the film, you most likely know what is going on, but for those who haven't, I'll detail it below for you. (Warning: Spoilers!)

While the renowned sorceress Lina Inverse may have been too frightened to use the Fountain of Growth after witnessing what it could do to a simple tadpole, her traveling companion and off-and-on frenemy, Naga the Serpent, on the other hand, was more than willing to try out the fountain's effects for herself. As Naga dipped a gloved finger into the azure liquid of the ethereal fountain, Lina immediately chastised her fellow sorceress for attempting something so utterly reckless, knowing that she would watch the youthful woman shivel up into an old maid right before her very eyes. Luckily for the haughty magician, it seems fate had a different plan for her in mind. 

"Oooooooooh-hohohohoho!" Naga burst out in her signature smug laughter, the volume of her naturally loud voice amplifying exponentially as her body rapidly shot outwards in all directions. 

"Oh, come on!" the swimsuit-clad Lina growled as she jumped to safety beneath the arch of Naga's right heeled boot, Mipross Island itself quickly turning into nothing but a footnote on the buxom woman's path to godhood.

As she expanded without end, Naga's left boot dipped into the Fountain of Growth once again, allowing her to enlarge perpetually as long as she remained in contact with its divine waters. In a matter of seconds, the people back on the mainland were able to view the expanding beauty rapidly approaching them without moving a muscle, her feet ravaging the shores mere moments later, bulldozing through everything in their path to give herself more room to grow. Fifty miles came and went, as did a hundred, and soon two hundred miles, the milestones bringing with them an equivalent amount of loss of life and absolute calamity. Entire kingdoms soon fell to the unrelenting power of Naga's ever-expanding leather, her weight causing the ground to crack, shatter, and rumble uncontrollably with her seeming endless growth, swallowing up massive swathes of land into the depths of the planet. Streams of lava burst forth from the mantle in an effort to alleviate some of the pressure placed upon it, consequently flooding innocent towns by the dozens as an accidental aftermath of the planet's self-defense mechanism.

Unfortunately for the denizens of the world and the planet itself, Naga was not merely becoming physically larger, but growing in other ways as well. The Fountain of Growth certainly lived up to its reputation as practically everything about the mighty sorceress improved exponentially. While most notable to the masses - and Lina herself - would be an almost doubling of her original cup size, Naga's greatest improvement would be her "growth" beyond mortality: the complete loss of all necessary mortal survival functions such as sleeping, breathing, and the need to maintain homeostasis through daily consumption. A being now beyond the concerns of humankind, even Naga's cells had ceased aging through the perpetual and eternal upkeep of her homeostatic mechanisms, rendering her eternally youthful and an ageless immortal. Of course, while Naga would only appreciate these new boons in due time, the sorceress herself was most impressed by the growth of her own inherent magical abilities. Magical energies flowed throughout the sorceress's expanding physique like a raging river, making her the most powerful spellcaster on the planet without question as her might continued to increase; by the time she was three hundred miles tall, Naga was certain she could cast the Dragon Slave at least twenty times in a row without any form of incantation, that number only increasing in proportion to her height.  

As the world struggled to survive against the relentless onslaught of the mighty Naga the Serpent, their newborn goddess blessed them with the first of many gifts upon reaching five thousand miles in height, just after her boot sunk into a neighboring continent. 

"Levitation!" Naga proudly declared, her body soon coated in a heavenly aura of pure white light as she began to gradually float off of the planet's surface, allowing her to continue her evolution unabated in the depths of space. The people of the world were utterly helpless but to crane their necks upwards in sheer awe and terror, watching their goddess become an even more unstoppable force of nature, a modern deity in a world where the old gods now slumbered or had long since passed.

Back on the remants of Mipross Island, Lina gradually struggled back up onto her bare feet, utterly astonished by how much pure magical potential was brewing within her companion. Of course, Lina's amazement quickly turned into jealousy and envy as her eyes became glued to the size of Naga's chest, immediately irritated by how much larger the already-buxom woman was sporting for all to see. "What the hell?!" the 'Bandit Killer' screamed as she stomped her foot against the watery earth below her in protest. "Those are supposed to be my boobs!"

Several more minutes passed before, by some miracle of the heavens, Naga's growth gradually tapered down to a stop, the effects of the Fountain of Growth no longer persisting due to severing contact with it. By her own estimation, Naga was roughly 350,000 miles tall, the planet itself now a mere bluish-green marble hovering in front of her cleavage, a veritable toy to the fledging deity. In addition, to say that Naga's magical abilities were now enormous would be an insult to just what she was now capable of casting. Not only was her magical regeneration nearly instanteous, but were the Giga Slave not exclusive to Lina, the almighty sorceress could chain the spell - without incantation - all day without feeling any tax on her vast stores of power. As a final testament to her ultimate power, Naga's body was now surrounded by an ethereal radiance, a natural barrier that absorbed any magics cast against her, adding their mana costs directly into her own stores in the process. In every sense of the word, the sorceress known as Naga the Serpent had evolved into an absolute, all-powerful, invincible goddess. 

"Oooooooooh-hohohohoho!" the newly crowned deity laughed triumphantly, resting her right hand atop her cleavage as she stared down at the world in front of her chest, her almighty voice defying all logic and piering the vacuum of space, rattling reality itself around her. "Well, Lina, it looks like the Fountain of Growth did work on one of us... Oooooooooh-hohohohoho!"

With Naga's powerful laughter shaking the planet to its core with her every syllable, Lina could only growl at her fellow sorceress-turned-deity with the utmost contempt, her blood boiling at the power and beauty that was meant for her. If that old man didn't spook me earlier, that could be me up there instead! "Grrr... NAGA!" she shouted in frustration, shaking her fist up at her new goddess of an ally with all the rage she could muster.

Thus, the world formed on the foundations of the Sea of Chaos would now and forever be bound to the greedy whims of their smug, mauve-haired, incredibly busty overlordess. It was no surprise that of everyone on the globe, Lina Inverse herself was the most vexated of all by the events that had transpired. After all, having to literally live in the shadow of Naga's Nagas for the rest of her days was the worst possible outcome for the flat-chested sorceress. 

Disclaimer: I do not own nor claim to own any of the images used above. All collage materials are copyright of their respective artists/owners.


- Concept/Dialogue/Story above/HQ Naga by:
- Loaning me various props/Completely restyling text for haughtiness and sound effect feel/New background/Lina in a "POW!" comic background/Adding some more glow and other blur effects to Naga by:

You can see my original attempt here if you're curious: sta.sh/0luo1llb1dd

I'm aware that the "O" in "Frohliche" needs an umlaut, but dA doesn't support it in titles for some reason, so... German people, complain away! XD

Guess what time of year it is? It's time for another terribly made X-mas card! Hey, just what happens when you're overflowing with X-mas spirit despite the world around you going to pot rapidly, ja?

Obviously, when scrolling through the GuP gals for Santa assistants, the red man himself surely noticed Saunders Academy's ace tankery leader as the perfect selection for en masse package delivery all across the heavens, all for the price of a present of her choice after fulfilling her duty. Of course, what he didn't see coming was that after all was said and done, Kay had chosen reality itself as her present, the swirling bastion of all of existence becoming compacted into the size of a relatively-sized gift box in the palm of her hand. Don't worry though, because on the bright side, she plans on waiting until X-mas morning to open her gift. After that, however... Well, I, for one, welcome our new American overlord. 

Well, it's been another crazy year for me objectively and personally, but I'm still alive and kickin'. I did 3 public things this year, one of them being a crazy CYOA thing, so woo. (The key word here being "public"; did a buncha other private stuff for friends, which you can find wherever I'm hiding out on various other sites, i.e. Discord, Twatter, etc.) I also am no longer talking to SMFX as he went crazy last X-mas, so it's kinda nice to have him outta my hair so I can get back to being me. Definitely plan on writing something super long in 2019 whenever I play/watch/do a certain thing to fully learn about a certain someone, but who knows when I'll finish it fo sho (obviously a month or so after I start writing the thing, life things not interfering too badly). Least it's something to look forward to, eh? Amiright, mostly lurker people who follow me? XD

Anyways, that's enough blathering on from me. You're probably not even reading this and just staring at the big girl above, but to those that are, and my friends especially... 

Merry X-mas everyone!  

Disclaimer: I do not own nor claim to own any of the images used above. All collage materials are copyright of their respective artists/owners.

After being on 's Discord server for most of the day, I decided to get in on this Bowsette meme since everyone (including myself) was getting hyped. Nobody's done an actual Giga Bowsette image yet, so decided to fix it with a lazy collage thingy. I am now satisfied with this meme XD.

Also, personal opinion on the meme: while I believe both Bowsettes are great, the tan red-haired version (optionally seen with abs) is the better version. Again, just personal opinion - both are cool! 

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Mario series nor any of its characters and likenesses. Mario in its entirety is copyright of Nintendo.

Original image here: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3263478

comb.io/ipehdc - It's a Simpsons reference, obviously. 

America: Doing "bigger" better than anyone else since 1776.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Food Wars nor any of its characters and likenesses. Food Wars in its entirety is copyright of Shueisha(?).

Original image: danbooru.donmai.us/posts/20082…