I'd rather play DOOM on Atari. I'd rather play Halo on a Tiger Electronics wrist game. I'd rather drown in diarrhea! I'd rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and puke 'em up my fucking ass! I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick! The music is fucking worse than life itself, and I'd turn the volume down, except for the fact that I have to hear the Jason Alarm! It's all just a test of patience, and it can KISS MY FUCKING ASSHOLE!
DIE! DIE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! UGH! HA! AAAAAAHHHHH! You're easier to beat in real life than in that fucking game, you no-good, piece of-!*Kills Jason*
This game... IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!