“Property damage, speed trials, resisting arrest, refusing to stop, public nuisance… Although you showed no aggression I had to take you in. You understand that right?” he questioned, scowling at the sight of his detainee sticking his head out the window.
“’Take me in?’ Buddy, you were nowhere near close to catching me. Nabbing me while I nap is just low.”
He looked up to the heavens in exasperation, only to see the speeding ticket he’d stuck to Sonic’s back on the ceiling. “You’d set up a hammock across an intersection. You’re either crazy, stupid or not from around here; with here being this planet.”
“And now you might be on to something!”
“There’s no record of a ‘Sonic Hedgehog’ in the database. I’m not sure whether to label you as a missing person, a lost pet-”
“…Or just a straight-up criminal.”
Sonic sighed, “This