Thanks for the fav on 112 - Someone call for a firestarter?
I know it seems like a strange thing to call for, but I’ve been the manager of a highly successful fire specialist for almost a week now, and you can take it from me, our professionalism is only matched by our blatant disregard for seasonal fire restrictions. Besides, who else are you going to call if you’re camping in the woods and it starts to get dark? You can’t be expected to just strike a match willy-nilly, people might get hurt. What if you need to smoke out that pack of rabid opossums who claimed your attic for their satanic virgin sacrifices? That is a precision job right there. Or say you need a light for your obsessive habit of smoking rolled up perfume samples from three month old fashion magazines. Who could possibly help with that kind of problem? I’ll tell you who, a qualified health care professional, because those perfume samples are going to kill you. You need to stop, now!