Too Many Corpses
There was one body too many in the morgue. The pathologist on duty panicked, checking and double checking records. The first fear was that someone deceased had been submitted and the proper paperwork not filled out. The second, more wild fear, was that someone had smuggled a body in, anonymously disposing of a corpse. This idea proved totally unfounded, and, in time, so did the first. After visually inspecting the occupants of the morgue, the pathologist finally ended the crisis by telling the new guard that he was not allowed to nap in there.
The Great Warrior, Purity
I didn't know a thing about magic until my grandmother gave me the Key of Purity. It'd been in the family for generations and by this point was just an heirloom, but only days later, all of the old artifacts awoke, and I was learning to change into my alter ego to stop the criminals who were abusing the powers of other magic items. I was absolutely unprepared. Of course, as the great warrior Purity, I had the magic armor and the ability to bind spirits and such, which was enough power to get things done, but I wasn't even out of high school. Until the first crack of thunder from city hall when the Dread Lord used the Rod of Lordship in an at