Giant Octopus

Jeromy the Octopus was trying to have a normal day; it was his twenty seventh birthday and he was out with his friends collecting sea mushrooms.

It was his first year of study at the AquaSchool of Octopodiatry.

Around 12:00 Jeromy felt a sharp pain in his forehead, and realized he had been snagged by a very unfortunate sailor's hook.

Blind with Octo-rage Jeromy grabbed the sailors ship and shook it like a Polaroid picture.

Suddenly the ship was abducted by Jesus and it rained toothpicks. : )