Summer is over for the Pines twins. They will be heading back to Piedmont after saying goodbye to their great uncles, and their friends they made at the Mystery Shack.
However this farewell is especially hard for Dipper and Wendy. As an exchange of friendship, she gave Dipper her hat and took his cap. She also gave him a letter:
: Read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls.
What will the future hold for Dipper and Wendy? It's hard to say anything just yet, but they are sure that it will be an adventure to be had through the rest of their lives...
However, that adventure started a bit too early. Instead of the bus that would take the twins back to Piedmont, something else came out of a strange looking green portal.
To everybody's shock, it was a grey makeshift flying saucer that crashed right into the road. Two strange humans came out of the saucer, and they seemed to be from an another dimension entirely.
One of the humans that came out of the saucer was wearing a lab coat and he seemed to be in his seventies. He started to shout to the much younger teenager in a yellow t-shirt:
: Morty, how many times *BUUURRP* did I tell you to wait for the ship's portal re-entry calibration module to kick off before exiting the portal!?!
: Jeez Rick, I di-didn't mean to! I'll be much more careful in the future!
: You better do that, or these people *BUUURRP* here won't even have a future at all you dip****!
The Mystery Shack crowd was shocked beyond belief. The first person to snap out of this shock was Grunkle Ford:
: I think I know you... I've seen your notes through my journey in the multiverse. You are Rick Sanchez, am I right?
: Not just any Rick Sanchez! I'm the "Rick-est" Rick Sanchez straight out of *BUUURRP* dimension C-137, and I came here to tell you all that poly-dimensional beings have compromised the future of the entire *BUUURRP* multiverse!
: Some call them "Reptoids" and others call them the *BUUURRP* "Galactic Federation". However, these beings secretly run both the Reptoids and the Galactic Federation. That's why I *BUUURRP* prefer to use the term "Eternal Parasites" for them instead.
: In order to *BUUURRP* defeat them, I have to run a simulation dimension of a utopian future where they are defeated. If this *BUUURRP* simulation works, then I'll apply the method that I've used in my simulation!
: And I know two people in this dimension who can help as *BUUURRP* test subjects! Dipper, this is your lucky day. Wendy will be all yours in this dimension. You will pose as an inconspicuous couple, who'll be living in a luxurious arcology where robots will take care of you! I'll only be collecting data about your whereabouts and hijinks, and I *BUUURRP* programmed the robots of this dimension to make sure that you two are chaperoned and doing age appropriate behavior. Don't worry about the passage of time; when you two get out five simulated years later, it will *BUUURRP* feel like five seconds in your dimension!
: Here are your nano-holographic identities that will get you literally ANYWHERE! This dimension will have lots of *BUUURRP* crazy stuff, so buckle up! I won't tell the details though, these poly ***holes are after me!
Rick boots up the hyper-gravitational pull of the tesseract, which apparently contains the simulation dimension. Dipper and Wendy get sucked in.
: WHAT THE...
: OH MY...
After a fairly short journey, they made it to the simulation dimension where it's the year 2048. Gravity Falls was rebuilt as "Grav Falls" after the "Suburbia Crisis" of 2022. The crisis happened after the knowledge of the fusion reactor, anti-grav engine, and the quantum computer were revealed to the public. These changes have made cars, most branches of labor, and the private sector obsolete. Suburban living wasn't desirable anymore, but there weren't enough robots made to achieve the post-scarcity world just yet. An ultra-national effort was needed to make such a transition.
The "Brotherhood of European and American Nations" referred to as "Euramerica" in this dimension, was formed after "Day Of The Cleansing", when the peoples of Europe and North America were finally free (at least in this dimension) from the shadowy rule of the poly-dimensionals. Russia and the USA forged an alliance, and the "European Brotherhood" joined this alliance after the dissolution of the corrupt EU. The nation stands for the colonization of the planets of the Solar System, eradication of the nation's IQ disparities with transhumanism, post-monetary economics, and the preservation of the legacy of its forebearers as a frontier nation. Space is the final frontier this time.
Dipper searched out the EarthNet 3.0 to learn that the poly-dimensionals were treating the humans in a very unfair manner. They were forcing Earth's engineers to work for their shadow run companies to make them produce algorithms that track people, forcing the greatest minds of Earth scientists to conform to their ideas of science which promotes that social "science" is better than natural sciences and AI is evil, running a hellish society where people doesn't have a purpose other than binge watching the latest sportsball games or getting their dreams crushed while working for the meaningless and demeaning jobs of the private sector.
At first this new world of autarky and technological advancement was completely alien for Dipper and Wendy, but they slowly adapted to it after a month. In here; they are wearing the clothes of this future, which are wearable computers.
Enhanced Ultracomputing GEnerative Nanoholographical Interface Apparatus (EUGENIA): The bracelet on Wendy's right arm is the holographical AI assistant of tomorrow! Runs on an advanced quantum nanocomputer, this female AI can connect to all of her clothes and tell all of their readings to Wendy. Other than having all of the functions of a quantum nanocomputer; EUGENIA is a genius, and a great friend which can also appear as a holographic avatar.
Bodice: This part of Wendy's dress has her name written due to a governmental mandate but it isn't for data collecting, and it is for the common folks of Euramerica to know each other much better. It also monitors the health of the internal organs.
Skirt: It has the female version of the Euramerican Seal on the left side, and a symbol representing "Grav Falls" on the right side which was rebuilt as an arcology. Also has two wireless electrical charge generators to power the holographic apparatus of her shoes.
Cloak: They are back in fashion, and this one is filled with stars! We are made of stardust as you see, and it is our destiny to find the Ultimate Source. Where it all began, where it all comes from. We don't know it yet, but it is our purpose to find it with the scientific method.
Crown: Has four holographical generators. They create a representation of the Milky Way.
Shoes: The wedge heels of the future lets you walk in the air with anti-grav technology! Also they come equipped with holographical generators.
Graphical User INterface Eye-vision VERsion Elite (GUINEVERE): The augmented reality sunglasses of Dipper is another AI assistant. As the sister AI of EUGENIA, it also runs on an advanced quantum nanocomputer and connects to all of Dipper's clothes and tells all of their readings to him. She can appear as an augmented reality avatar, and she is very smart and friendly.
Jacket: Has his name on it.
Sweatshirt: It monitors the health of the internal organs, has the male version of the Euramerican Seal and features a symbol of an anti-grav vehicle.
Pants: Has the words "Grav Falls", and has two geometrical pockets.
Shoes: They have anti-grav technology, so Dipper can walk in the air. The laces are adjustable electromagnetic force fields which can be turned on or off.
This was a hard one. At first I was just going to send them to the future with the time tape of Blendin Blandin, but then I remembered that Rick And Morty and Gravity Falls reference each other, so it is fairly safe to do a crossover in the story of this vector. I will also draw Rick And Morty related vectors sometime in the future.
Also, did you notice the Luma shaped makeup on Wendy's cheeks? This is another utopian timeline of mine and in my idea of an utopia, Nintendo would release further sequels of Super Mario Galaxy.
Wendy Corduroy, Dipper Pines and Gravity Falls are created by Alex Hirsch, and they are copyrights of The Walt Disney Company.
Luma is a copyright of Nintendo.
Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith and Rick And Morty are created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, and they are copyrights of Cartoon Network Studios.
Adult Swim is a copyright of Cartoon Network Studios.
I don't own them.