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PMD: Turncoats 2.9 - Little Taste

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Duskfyre, please take note: your freakishly drooly threat to eat the soul of a teenage boy for being a misguided, wayward outlaw does not look good on you. Don't quit your day job.

Oh, wait. This is his day job.

Lawl.

(There's another joke to be made in here somewhere, I'm sure. So a Sableye walks into a bar...)

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Duskfyre:
 I wonder if Officer Magnezone... would let me have a little taste?
Stitch: *thinking* (oh no oh no oh nO OH NO) GUILDMASTER -- (He did not even LISTEN! So caught up in the false alarm -- oh, CURSE THESE ABOMINABLY SHORT LEGS! I can only hope to stop him before there is conflict --) WAH! I... (I am too late...! If only I had shouted -- but -- there's -- there is so much FIRE... Guildmaster... please... they are good people, they are only lost -- and b-behind these bars, I am so USELESS --) *senseless mumbling*
Stormskye: ...
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UnownaceProfessional General Artist
Stormstryke: Um...Doctor...you're Ghost Type too, aren't you? Can't you just phase through the bars like Duskfyre did?
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atomic-wallflowerHobbyist General Artist
Not a pure Ghost, though, and he's a solid enough little dude that going incorporeal might have been hard for him even if it was possible. Being partially made of rocks and such.
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UnownaceProfessional General Artist
That being said...the GATE may be metal...but the entirety of the rest of the entrance is at most, thin plywood. I could probably KICK a hole in that thing without much effort. XD Just another glaring design flaw in the Guild's "security system." XD
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atomic-wallflowerHobbyist General Artist
Yeah, but Stitch is an absolute weakling. I mean W E A K. And the last thing Mr. Goody-Two-Claws is gonna do is deface public property, lbr. :'D
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UnownaceProfessional General Artist
"AAAAW, HE IS TINY BABY MAN! IT IS FUNNY TO ME! :iconheavyplz:"
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atomic-wallflowerHobbyist General Artist
You jest, but Stitch being tiny and useless is literally my favourite thing about him!!!
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UnownaceProfessional General Artist
Somebody needs to give him an Ubercharge. TF2 emote- Medic derp 01 
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What is this, a Lockdown?!
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atomic-wallflowerHobbyist General Artist
Of course! Obviously we need to protect our innocent, defenceless doctor and our poor widdle apprentices from these absolutely psychopathic criminal masterminds!

Or, like, three rowdy teenagers and an arthritic soothsayer. But that's splitting hairs.
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THEY'RE NOT EVEN CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS! THEY'RE JUST THUGS WHO SURVIVE BY AMBUSHING EXPLORERS! AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING FOR A FIGHT THIS TIME!
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But Dusk doesn't know that... or, at least, isn't listening. ;)
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