A Fairly Stupid Tale.
Once upon a time there was a little girl, well, I suppose she wasn't that little, compared to other girls her age she was actually rather tall, but on the grander scale of things she was a little on the short side, she was, after all, shorter than her mother and father. Anyways, once upon a time there was a medium sized girl for her age, not too short, not too tall, just right.
This average sized girl had a pet dragon. Not that she ever petted it. You just don't pet a dragon, they don't take too kindly to it, and you pet those scales the wrong way, watch ou-
Pardon me? I'm the narrator, it's my job to do this.
"No, I said shut up!"
You know, that's not how an average-sized girl should be speaking.
"Oh, bugger off and let's get on with the story!"
But… Oh, I suppose we might as well. One day the dragon disappears, and so the little girl has to go find him, and she does, and they all live happily ever after.
"Well that was a stupid story."
I beg your pardon?