I was recently asked whether I preferred Howl (from Howl's Moving Castle) with blonde hair or black hair.
I answered blonde, because in the movie he looked super pretty with blonde hair and I love me some pretty boys, and because in the book he kept his hair blonde and had this to say when Sophie states that at least her hair color's natural: "I've never seen why people put such value on things being natural."
But then, as I am wont to do when I start to get sleepy, I started thinking about it a lot harder than was really necessary. After a few minutes of musing, I came up with the theory you're about to see. I'm posting it here because it