SAY YOUR NAME 602 TIMES.
SAY YOUR UNCLE'S HAIR COLOUR 9 TIMES.
CONSULT THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL.
LOSE THE GAME.
GO HERE ->
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DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! WOW! AWESOME, RIGHT!?
OH, BUT THERE'S A CATCH! IF YOU DON'T DO THOSE THINGS, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! OH NO! WE DON'T WANT THAT, NOW DO WE?
Chain letters suck.