Incase your wondering. This ISN'T me! This is my father. YEE-UUP! The one who brought me into this world, and sense then, has made every moment of my life a complete and total living Hell! I thought it was about time you see what this douche looks like. So yeah, here he is, when he's Sober. If you EVER see this bastard, give him a charlie horse, kick him in the nuts, or whatever, just make sure it's painful as hell, and break out the holy water and the Crucifix.