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Deviant for 4 Years
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Given by SansFangirl4life
Statistics 306 Deviations 5,158 Comments 335,710 Pageviews

/// GIVE ME THE SQUISH




AssJ
SHE/THEY. a dog. ENFP.
ARO. CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.
FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD COMEDIAN





you inevitably hold on, because you always do






















don't stop imagining

. ★ quality television























Fill in the blanks. GEE, I LOVE DOING A _______ IN THE ________ !! 

49%
423 deviants said speech on why lemonade and 7UP are not the same, evening sunlight
26%
227 deviants said nice long turd, third aisle of the grocery store beside the cereal
25%
216 deviants said cartwheel through a milk factory, middle of April

oyo

Sun Aug 5, 2018, 11:37 PM



hey lmao sorry im like totally nonexistent here. im travellin japan at the mo
Kao emoji  (kitty smile-01) 

お尻



* welp.

* hot spicy meme action



you must choose 

67%
760 deviants said living with a large family of 31 very friendly and accommodating cactuses for 7 days, but you must endure a goodbye hug from every single one of them.
33%
379 deviants said sleeping in a bed made of live very soft Pomeranians for 52 days, but you must eat one of them before sundown on the 52nd day.

tunglr.corn


My store is assortedjellies.dog
* my main blog is myrobotlandlord
i post shit on my instagram usually


kazoo kid stamp by gunsweat
i work as a story artist for TV animation and film
i like to squeeze lemons between my thighs into the eyes of my enemies. i eat a lot of mos burger, teriyaki chicken is my fav burg
あなたはハンサムな犬です

smell that sweet sexy european air




random fax you dont really care about:
i have hazel eyes, im attracted to green things, im one of those people who always look goofy no matter what, caffeine hurts me, im a gremlin in bed, i sleep talk every night apparently, i want to be a good cook but i dont have a rat to put in my hat, i love sushi wow you have no idea it is so good, all my favourite characters are boys, if i catch myself projecting on my faves i make myself have a really cold shower, if i could somehow fly all of a sudden youd never hear from me again, dogs.

our dog, in the middle of our page
















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:iconsteal-your-waifu:
Steal-Your-Waifu Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018  Hobbyist
Undertale prediction by Kardiamente  
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:iconassortedjellies:
ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018
im wet
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:iconroslynnsommers:
RoslynnSommers Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2018  Student General Artist
Psst....

Do you have a Patreon?
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:iconassortedjellies:
ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2018
Used to. Then i got a full time job so i didnt have time to run it anymore 0:
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:iconroslynnsommers:
RoslynnSommers Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2018  Student General Artist
D':

Thank you though for letting me know. :)
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