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Deviant for 4 Years
13 Month Core Membership:
Given by SansFangirl4life
Statistics 300 Deviations 5,122 Comments 329,140 Pageviews

/// GIVE ME THE SQUISH




AssJ
SHE/THEY. a dog. ENFP.
ARO. CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.
FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD COMEDIAN





you inevitably hold on, because you always do






















don't stop imagining

. ★ quality television























Fill in the blanks. GEE, I LOVE DOING A _______ IN THE ________ !! 

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406 deviants said speech on why lemonade and 7UP are not the same, evening sunlight
26%
214 deviants said nice long turd, third aisle of the grocery store beside the cereal
25%
207 deviants said cartwheel through a milk factory, middle of April

you must choose 

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743 deviants said living with a large family of 31 very friendly and accommodating cactuses for 7 days, but you must endure a goodbye hug from every single one of them.
33%
370 deviants said sleeping in a bed made of live very soft Pomeranians for 52 days, but you must eat one of them before sundown on the 52nd day.

tunglr.corn


My store is assortedjellies.dog
* my main blog is myrobotlandlord
i post shit on my instagram usually


kazoo kid stamp by gunsweat
i work as a story artist for TV animation and film
i like to squeeze lemons between my thighs into the eyes of my enemies. i eat a lot of mos burger, teriyaki chicken is my fav burg
あなたはハンサムな犬です

smell that sweet sexy european air




random fax you dont really care about:
i have hazel eyes, im attracted to green things, im one of those people who always look goofy no matter what, caffeine hurts me, im a gremlin in bed, i sleep talk every night apparently, i want to be a good cook but i dont have a rat to put in my hat, i love sushi wow you have no idea it is so good, all my favourite characters are boys, if i catch myself projecting on my faves i make myself have a really cold shower, if i could somehow fly all of a sudden youd never hear from me again, dogs.

our dog, in the middle of our page
















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Scale-the-Wyvern Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
Haha, I know! I read the comments on Shrimp's profile. She doesn't know me much but knows I still exist. I EXIST, WORLD! WHADDYA SAY TO THAT?? :la: Heheh... Meh, I used to be too.. before I deleted all of my art. Self-esteem issues. >.< Don't ask... AHHH WELL, it's nice to meet you too! And OMG YOU WORK FOR DISNEYYYY??? *Bows infront of you* It's an honour. <333
Great work? What great work? xDDDDD
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
OH :,(((( you deleted all your art. Nawww I keep my old art public in my old accounts so I can look back on them and see how much I've improved. Also my old art holds special memories <:
Even know you may shudder while looking at old art (i know i do) it's still good to keep around. Because maybe 3 months down the track or a year or 2.... you'll look back and be like WOAH FUCK YEH IVE IMPROVED
:la:
Every artist feels that theyre not good enough at least 10 times in their life =p I'm sure Shrimp has. I know I have.
So dont be too hard on yourself. K BRO
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leeleecalgirl Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist
Cake for Shifteh Happy BirthdayBob 
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015
Bob omgggggg that is super cute THANK UUU
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leeleecalgirl Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist
no problemo! >w< hope it was a good one!
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