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743 deviants said living with a large family of 31 very friendly and accommodating cactuses for 7 days, but you must endure a goodbye hug from every single one of them.
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370 deviants said sleeping in a bed made of live very soft Pomeranians for 52 days, but you must eat one of them before sundown on the 52nd day.

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:iconklaragibson:
KlaraGibson Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I'm a vegetarian...
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:iconcreepybear:
CreepyBear Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2018  Professional General Artist
Joke's on you, I love cacti.
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:iconpearsephone:
Pearsephone Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2018  Student Digital Artist
id rather bleed to death than vore a puppy
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JazzHands-UwUr Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the hardest part would not be the hugs, but having to say goodbye to all of my dear sweet cactus friends <333 ;;
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gw3nja Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I feel like the beloved cactus family would be very aware that their hugs would hurt me so they would do their absolute best to be gentle when doing so. Shouldn't be that bad, plus i don't have to eat a puppy,
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Blirtt Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Professional Filmographer
so... if I vore said pomeranian and cartoon logic applies it will simply come out the other end unharmed but slightly sticky, cruel but a fitting sendoff to help me cope with no longer having the bed, and no one said you couldn't wear FIVE SWEATERS and woodworking gloves. I will then be so sweaty by that time I will relate to the Pomeranian and my penance will be fulfilled. I must do both or none at all.
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2018
geez,, u got dem balls, sonny
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:iconblirtt:
Blirtt Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2018  Professional Filmographer
WRECKING!
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ameneko98 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I could always buy some sort of body armour or thick clothing to not sustain any injuries. I refuse to eat a dog.
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splatter789 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why would i want to sleep on living animals
theyd move around a lot and be too fuzzy and warm and also i'd crush them???
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2018
ur missing out on so much
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:icontheyasha:
theYasha Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
ditto
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QhaZomb Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
dog is a fine meal



then make a shrine/grave for the pupper's bones and apologize every day
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2018
not bad :iconnotbadplz:
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GwendolynSavetts Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
Cactuses because I used too have a lil bab cactus till my dogs ate him :c He didn't fit in his double pot so I had to take out the mini pot he was rooted in out everytime to water him and I got pricked a lot so I'm used to it and the hugs wouldnt hurt that much.  :3
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:iconsspacee-the-confused:
sspacee-the-confused Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
THE DOGS MUST LIVE
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:iconask-eeveelinktions:
Ask-EeveeLinktions Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
just wear a thick leather shirt for goodbye day
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Cakeferdays Featured By Owner Edited Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
lots and lots of padding is needed. But I couldn't eat the dogs
TT-TT
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:iconsenyin:
Senyin Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
Welp at least with Catus i can get dressed in some heavy riot gear before hugging them.
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:iconunisonic:
unisonic Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish I thought of that sooner...
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Sanluris Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
Once a friendly neighborhood old man stopped by my workplace to give roses to put on the front desk and he shoved them right in my hands. They were full of thorns. I think I could endure friendly cacti. No way in hell I'd eat a dog if we were friends. I'd rather the dog eat me, like if he/she were starving.
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KittyDragon619 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a cactus called a Petting cactus, maybe some of them are those? 

No way in heck I'm eating a puppy
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Sushirolled Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WELP!
sorry lil doggies
cacti are painful so... fuck it i'll eat a pom- i'm sure they'll understand
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:iconlamentine:
Lamentine Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Professional Filmographer
I'm sorry doggies but....   Cute Pomeranian puppy bite finger :tatatatatatatatatata: 
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Angeygirl Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Student General Artist
I wouldn't mind killing the dog but I just think it would be funny to live with a family of cacti for a week
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:iconsivanhe:
sivanhe Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would never hurt, never mind EAT, an innocent doggo. I'm goin' for the cacti c:
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:iconmetie:
Metie Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
STOP RIGHT THERE
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SmugLookingBarrel Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
*Puts on spike-proof sweater*

Hugs!
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:iconvolcagnion:
Volcagnion Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
A family of cactuses?! x'D
Men I'll never eat such cute dogs ;-;
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:iconlillayfran:
LillayFran Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
Who needs skin anyway ahah
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
sans would do fine
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TimeglitchD Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll probably lose consciousness after cactus two so give me that :')
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LumiDoge Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Cactus ._. I ain't gonna eat a damn dog and if i'm sleeping on them they'll get crushed so no way.
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GlowingEyeFiasco Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
You will remember the cacti for longer thanks to recovering from all that needle injury afterwards :heart:
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
thats beautiful :heart:
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Gell-pen Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Student General Artist
Nothing there says anything against wearing protective gear. I'm goin with the cacti! I couldn't eat a dang Pomeranian. *dies* :XD:
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feraIigatrs Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you could give me $1,000,000 and I still wouldn't eat a dog, dead or alive
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JWiesner Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Professional
I will choose the cactuses.

Because I will wear protective clothes when I hug them.

You weren't specific there.

10 points Slytherin.
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
that may offend them OOOO :
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:iconjwiesner:
JWiesner Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Professional
In that case, 20 Slytherin.
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Gingler Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Seeing as it cant be cooked.
Can i kill the pomerian before eating them? It would be a very hard thing to endure for the little thing to be eaten alive.
also considering that i would sleep above the pomerians, the chances about crushing one would be very high, so in that case can i eat one of the dead ones?

and in a final note, you didnt said what happens if i dont eat said pomerians, im guessing i die, but is it an excrusiating death or just a regular death, or does something else happens?
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
if u dont eat the pom, youre given two cliffs to jump off.

one is 50m high with 800,000,000,000 marshmallows at the bottom

the other is 143m high with lego blocks at the bottom

you're blindfolded
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VivaAngel Featured By Owner Edited Mar 25, 2018
As a dog lover and a masochist, the cactuses are the plain choice for me.
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
o bless <3
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SansFangirl4life Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
I dun wanna hurt the puppies! I love doggies!Annoying Dog Icon Annoying dog on the rope Chat Icon Annoying Dog Annoying Dog Spring Annoying Dog 
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Annoying Dog Spring by DanielML123 Annoying Dog Spring by DanielML123 Annoying Dog Spring by DanielML123 Annoying Dog Spring by DanielML123 gegeeeez look at that
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SansFangirl4life Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
I Platinumed Undertale on my PS4 XD I now have hours of my life that I cannot reclaim from the Dog Shrine. WORTH IT XD
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kittin12376 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I live in california I get my ass beaten by cactus everyday
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SnickerToodles Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
....Cactuses but I'm bringing a damn winter coat.
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:iconoppoquinn:
OppoQuinn Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018
Cactuses, obviously. I'll take as many prickles as the world can offer before I hurt the doggo.
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