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Sun Aug 5, 2018, 11:37 PM



hey lmao sorry im like totally nonexistent here. im travellin japan at the mo
Kao emoji  (kitty smile-01) 

お尻



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instagrammmmmm

Mon Oct 23, 2017, 3:53 AM



i've been inactive on dA and tumblr
but im currently posting new art on my instagram~

@assortedj

 Bear Emoji-01 (Good job) [V1] 
this week i started boarding my second episode at the studio ITS FUN
i was offered another storyboard job today, for a feature film in Sydney.
but i probably won't be able to accept the offer since i really love my current story job, and i don't want to leave them, plus i won't be finished for ages. i have roughly another 14-16 episodes left to board O =
Icon - Lemon Non cocacola bottle  left - pixel F2U pink flower - F2U  bullet 



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surprise hiring

Thu Aug 10, 2017, 7:01 AM



i had a skype interview a few weeks back and i've been hired by an animation company as a storyboard artist for a children's animated series starting in september  
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Bear Emoji-33 (Sad) [V2] 



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restockage

Tue Jul 25, 2017, 11:38 PM



farts

look what i restocked




Emoji32  You can preorder here




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a good title

Mon Jun 26, 2017, 4:51 AM




CAN'T WAIT TO HOLD ONE OF THESE........ AND PIN IT TO MY BUTTPOCKET OR SOMETHING and then take photos of it, on my butt, and post the photo, but zoom it in super good so nobody knows its my butt......... and then all my followers are looking at my butt without knowing. yeh, can't wait for that.
yes, hello, it's me again, shamelessly plugging away

WOULD YOU LIKE A SANS ENAMEL PIN GEE I KNOW I SURE WOULD

I'm nearing $1000 on my Patreon. When I hit 1k, I'll make these available on my online store :heart: There'll be discounts exclusive for Pledgers, and if you pledge $10 or more a month, you'll get it for free 0: holy crab
Smash that link, friend [[My Patreon]] 




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bork bye

Sat Jun 3, 2017, 1:39 AM



Verpr2 by ASSORTEDJELLIES

HI THERE'S ONLY FOUR LEFT OF MY SPECIAL DOGS

and i've decided not to restock them..... You can buy them in my store @ assortedjellies.storenvy.com/




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Tips for drawing eyes on Patreon

Fri Apr 7, 2017, 4:20 AM



Eyetute by ASSORTEDJELLIES

TIPS FOR DRAWING EYES ON PATREON

I just posted a sheet of Tips on drawing Eyes for $5+ pledgers on Patreon. It was requested by Chey Perk. F2U || Pink Bunny Bounce tiny light pink heart Chey asked for tips on how i draw sans' eyes, but i ended up covering the basics for character design. So the rules here apply to all characters. CLICK HERE 
to go to my Patreon~ As a $5 pledger you can also suggest ideas for future tutorials and gain access to past tutorials.
Banner by ASSORTEDJELLIES




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boys love my trash

Thu Apr 6, 2017, 10:47 PM



lol today at work i wasn’t looking where i was going and almost wheeled a bin into a guy sitting on a chair. while apologizing i almost ran into a wall then somehow managed to dodge a line of pot plants. 10 minutes later, the guy found me and gave me a coffee coupon with his name and number scribbled on it then fled. so yeh if u like someone, just pretend to almost kill them with a bin on wheels.
[Pixel]  tiny  icecream 1 left 
>>>>> HEY>> LOOK WHAT Zulema MADE FOR ME :3c based on my annoying dog 

Weweweww by ASSORTEDJELLIES

i promise to protect him with my life Pink - heart[Annoying Dog Emote] DogWantTLC by DerpySponge43

ALSO

I RECENTLY BOUGHT A COMMISSION FROM Vati016 i haven't commissioned anyone since 1945, but i just loved their style so so much [i]: potted flower pixel by blushbunPlease consider commissioning them! They're trying to save up for University like I am! Sign Emoji-05 (Ok or money) by Jerikuto It's v pretty. Check it outtt :below:
Sleepyhead by Vati016




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IM SELLING ONE EVERY MINUTE SO ???

Thu Mar 16, 2017, 9:12 PM



Ayo by ASSORTEDJELLIES

THERE REALLY AINT MUCH LEFT GUYS, BUT HERE U GO, QUICK ??!?!??


:star: assortedjellies.storenvy.com/p… :star:
THEYRE ALL GONE ?????????????? SORRY



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yeet

Sun Nov 20, 2016, 5:09 PM



Hot by ASSORTEDJELLIES
:bademoticon: 



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Lets by ASSORTEDJELLIES



rough drawings like these can take me as little as 10 minutes, but give me extra time to make sure I've got your character right~
dragons, animals, monsters, etc mythical creatures in the above style
comment if you're interested. Paypal only.

this is round 1


OPEN
1. :icontsukikoko: DONE
Ptpyppt by ASSORTEDJELLIES


Op by ASSORTEDJELLIES


Creature linework in my natural Spyro-esque style. $30AUD for one bust or $35AUD for one full body
the full body pose/expression will be more dynamic, unless u want sitting and staring off into the distance lol
comment if you're interested. Paypal only.

this is round 2


CLOSED
1. :icongingler: DONE
2. :icontrashcandisaster: DONE
3. :iconmelliloquent: DONE

thnx



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this is me thanking my watchers

Tue Oct 18, 2016, 6:53 PM



SO I JUST ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE COMMENT STACK THAT HAD ALL THE COMMENTS MADE ON MY PROFILE PAGE. WHEN I SAY ACCIDENTALLY IT USUALLY MEANS THAT I DID IT ON PURPOSE BUT THIS TIME IM NOT JOKING AND IM SO SAD. THERE WERE A LOT OF REALLY WONDERFUL COMMENTS THAT WERE POSTED WHEN I WAS REJECTED BY THE ANIMATION WORKSHOP EARLIER THIS YEAR AND THERE WERE SO MANY AND I HADNT GOTTEN TO READ THEM ALL

shit. im sorry.
BUT THANK YOU GUYS!!
i just...

REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL



i just had to... tell u all that in case it seems like i don't Crying Kaomoji 

i admit i can be pretty blunt sometimes. i get the same questions and comments a lot, so i tend to just respond with one word Kao Emoji-30 (Crying) [V2] which can be taken as rude or non-caring
Fool Emoji-17 (Cries) [V1] i dont want to seem arrogant...
i don't reply to 90% of the comments i receive. it's not because i enjoy ignoring you... i read every single one!! Tiny Heart i just get a shitload of them. i also get spam which demotivates me to go thru my messages...
i can never get through my messages so i always joke that id pay somebody else to moderate them... but i am oh so serious lmao
(please know, if u wanna get my attention, post on my profile page or :note: me)


...

Al emotion - Frowning Cry i shouldnt have taken so long to read those comments... Cry Cry Emoji - Pixel Pastel Theme sorrr ryyy aaa... from what i saw there were so many wonderful encouraging messages :bademoticon:  and that is so so cool.
i cant think of a word to describe the way i feel other than GRATEFUL and... THANKFUL !!
and not just for the people who commented then, im talking ALL MY WATCHERS and anyone who has ever supported my work :,)
i still cant believe my gallery has been viewed over a million times ╮( ̄ω ̄; )╭ amazing AAAAAAAAA

Neko Emoji-16 (Blush) [V1] 



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jazz still talks about sans

Tue Oct 4, 2016, 10:42 PM





i have two headcanons about why sans’ HP (hope) is so low

sans was a happy kid with average HP, enthusiastic about science and fascinated by the surface. when he was old enough he became Gaster’s assistant, along with Alphys. they worked on ways to enhance underground living and researched humans, the surface and timelines. It was only after Gaster’s death (however that happened) that he started losing hope. He invents a machine to bring Gaster back, but fails. Over the years his HP slowly dwindles. He quits working as a scientist, his knowledge about timelines affecting him mentally and any faith in a future above ground is reduced to nothing. With almost all hope lost, he adapts a nihilist attitude and treats life as a joke. Papyrus is the only thing that keeps his hope from lowering any further.

Or:

sans seems to often get in the way of Flowey’s fun:

“His garbage brother. You know, Smiley Trashbag. DON’T. Let his brother find out ANYTHING about you. He’ll…well… Let’s just say he’s caused me more than my fair share of resets. Stay away from that guy.”


Flowey is sick of sans’ shit and finds a way to reset to an earlier time. He attempts to eliminate sans from the game permanently by sapping his BASE HP as a child, when sans is most vulnerable having no knowledge of him. Flowey confronts sans (8) and pap (baby) in Snowdin Forest where they had been living since appearing out of nowhere. sans was wary of other monsters and feared Snowdin. sans flees holding tight to pap, but Flowey ambushes the two.

after being thrown around a bit, sans finds his magic out of rage and protection over papyrus. he gives flowey a bit of a beating until he’s nice and pissed. sans gets hoisted up, pushed into a tree. bound in vines, sans is held still as vines stab at his chest and begin destroying his soul. his base HP drops fast. on the edge of death sans has flashforwards (the game causes him to foresee himself in the future, papyrus older, flowey toying with him, other events from the various plots) the memories-to-be fade with every hit point lost - as if they’re being deleted. a glimpse of his little bro crying in the snow delays his rapid falling hope just enough for his arm to break free of Flowey’s hold and send a field of bones up out of the snow and through Flowey. Flowey’s health is too low and forces him to give up, he leaves the timeline. sans is left with 1 hp, but he and pap are alive. they head towards Snowdin. this theory has a few holes in it but im okay with that.

The reason why his AT and DF is also at 1 is because he cant be bothered to train like Undyne or Papyrus (???)



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GOOD GREAT OKAY !

Thu Sep 8, 2016, 8:33 PM



SO SOMETHING GREAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME

aaaaaaaaaahhh

BOI.


bu t i cant really talk about it...?

it's the reason ive been so inactive lol
AHHH.... .... hmm i haven't even told my mum yet... hardly anyone knows... not even tumblr
ILL GIVE YOU A HINT:

a director from ______ found my blog and asked if i wanted to do a storyboard test for the series _____.

im not saying /WHAT/ company and for /WHAT/ show but... in time i will
ANYWAY IVE BEEN SO HAPPY?? LIKE HOW COOL !?!??! I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW SHOCKED I WAS??????
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT SOMEONE SO AMAZING WOULD FIND ME AND REALLY LIKE MY STUFF ???? :,)))) enough to ask if i wanted to try for a position woooow Emoji02
my heart was beating so fast. i didnt reply to his first message for ages because i just almost couldnt believe it?

ANYWHO. I DID THE TEST. I started Sunday. finished Tuesday 4am hahaaa Emoji26 (deadline was wednesday) 75 panels. yes im very tired... but i caught up on sleep today.
I had to write the script too... i wasnt expecting that eeeep.

THE THING IS THO


even if dont get the job IM STILLL SO HAPPYY AND THANKFUL???????? this is a great opportunity... i tried really hard... and a HUGE company has SEEN MY ART so how can i not smile?
he also told me they hold onto tests for future positions so thats good to know...

ill never stop flipping out over this *ollies out



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decided to start from the colouring stage this time ;e;
it's the drawing that makes me nervous i think. ill overcome that kaomoji set 2 30/67
this is available as a T-SHIRT click the tiny sans to go to my teepublic




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celebrate the irony

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 1:42 AM







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tfw your new favourite animated film is french meaning the art of book is in french and you cannot read french

Big Fool Emoji-03 (Creep Stare) [V2] 

but you buy it anyway

 Emoji22  

GlowingEyeFiasco tagging you btw becos u did this 2 me
SeaSaltShrimp oi! ur french. pls be my personal dofus bed time storyteller




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OHNO look at this one

Fri Jul 15, 2016, 9:20 PM



LOOK AT IT WITH THE CANDY BACKGROUND,,, shit
gorgeous
maybe ill use the dog tile for something else OWO'''' 

looool u can ignore this LMFAOOOO
journal testing 101 in progress ,, cry


lmao





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text TEXT

Fri Jul 15, 2016, 9:03 PM



journal testing V●ᴥ●V dont mind me

the flowers are in bloom

birds are screaming at the sun

ffuuccck comic sans blue o yeh



farts nervously



ok alrighteo LINK TEST  ahh



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*SINGS TERRIBLY

Thu Jul 14, 2016, 6:24 PM



tagged by Fel-Fisk Llama Emoji 35 (Desire or Want Something) [V2] 
Write down every letter of your name or username, vertically.
wanted to try out this real sweet journal skin that i plan to edit the f out of Emoji12 

A - aNYway - Duck Sauce

S - Skeleton Boy (GRUM REMIX) - Friendly Fires

S - some minds - Flume

O - O yeah - End of fashion

R - Radar Detector - Darwin Deez

T - Time to pretend - MGMT

E - End Love - OK GO

D - Dawn - Basenji

Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music 

J - Jolene - Dolly Parton (OMG)

E - End of Adventure - Matt Kivel

L - Lost Control - Gypsy & the cat

L - LOVE REALLY HURTS WITHOUT YOU - Billy Ocean

I - In my Dreams - Schizoid Enthusiast

E - Everlong - Foo Fighters

S - Starman - David Bowie

Neko Emoji-38 (Music) [V2]  all linked for ur convenience ~ love yous





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  • Drinking: a tall glass of sans