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Deviant for 4 Years
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Given by SansFangirl4life
Statistics 300 Deviations 5,122 Comments 329,142 Pageviews

/// GIVE ME THE SQUISH




AssJ
SHE/THEY. a dog. ENFP.
ARO. CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.
FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD COMEDIAN





you inevitably hold on, because you always do






















don't stop imagining

. ★ quality television























Fill in the blanks. GEE, I LOVE DOING A _______ IN THE ________ !! 

49%
406 deviants said speech on why lemonade and 7UP are not the same, evening sunlight
26%
214 deviants said nice long turd, third aisle of the grocery store beside the cereal
25%
207 deviants said cartwheel through a milk factory, middle of April

you must choose 

67%
743 deviants said living with a large family of 31 very friendly and accommodating cactuses for 7 days, but you must endure a goodbye hug from every single one of them.
33%
370 deviants said sleeping in a bed made of live very soft Pomeranians for 52 days, but you must eat one of them before sundown on the 52nd day.

tunglr.corn


My store is assortedjellies.dog
* my main blog is myrobotlandlord
i post shit on my instagram usually


kazoo kid stamp by gunsweat
i work as a story artist for TV animation and film
i like to squeeze lemons between my thighs into the eyes of my enemies. i eat a lot of mos burger, teriyaki chicken is my fav burg
あなたはハンサムな犬です

smell that sweet sexy european air




random fax you dont really care about:
i have hazel eyes, im attracted to green things, im one of those people who always look goofy no matter what, caffeine hurts me, im a gremlin in bed, i sleep talk every night apparently, i want to be a good cook but i dont have a rat to put in my hat, i love sushi wow you have no idea it is so good, all my favourite characters are boys, if i catch myself projecting on my faves i make myself have a really cold shower, if i could somehow fly all of a sudden youd never hear from me again, dogs.

our dog, in the middle of our page
















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:iconroslynnsommers:
RoslynnSommers Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2018  Student General Artist
Psst....

Do you have a Patreon?
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:iconassortedjellies:
ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2018
Used to. Then i got a full time job so i didnt have time to run it anymore 0:
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:iconroslynnsommers:
RoslynnSommers Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2018  Student General Artist
D':

Thank you though for letting me know. :)
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GabyCoutino Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice gallery

Have a bunny
/)_/)
(>•.•)
c((")(")
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ReineofAberrants Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2018  Student Interface Designer
Hey, I just wanted to let you know, you really really inspire me. Your style, how goofy you are with your ideas, just your general demeanor and I've been browsing through most of your social media and it was really fun XD. Just wanted to say thank you and hope all is well!
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