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AssJ
SHE/THEY. a dog. ENFP.
ARO. CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.
FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD COMEDIAN





you inevitably hold on, because you always do






















don't stop imagining

. ★ quality television























Fill in the blanks. GEE, I LOVE DOING A _______ IN THE ________ !! 

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227 deviants said cartwheel through a milk factory, middle of April

you must choose 

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395 deviants said sleeping in a bed made of live very soft Pomeranians for 52 days, but you must eat one of them before sundown on the 52nd day.



hello citizens. 
i'm going to be TABLING (for the first time) at Brisnova (Brisbane SUpanova) on November 9 - 11, fri to sunday. it's a while away but i thought id make a journal to tell yall in advance in case u werent thinking of going this year.

you should so you can meet ME  ح˚ᆺ˚วok sign f2u  
Wowie! LazyIcon I wanna use - 20 
cool, ok now you have no excuse to not come.
i dont know what my table number is, just look for the girl with too much undertale shit. ill be sitting next to a filthy wizard man. if that helps. 
UPDATE
Mine by ASSORTEDJELLIES

come visit your FATHER at Table #31 in the Alley at Supanova, Brisbane. Nov 9 to 11 friday to sunday, ill b here beinv a BAD FATHER .

come say hello to ur daddy. its been a while, son.

Ry-Spirit im coming to say hi i havnt forgotten !! :star:

btw im giving away free stickers (WITH ANY UNDRTL RELATED PURCHASE LMAO)



* welp.

* hot spicy meme action



tunglr.corn


My store is assortedjellies.dog
* my main blog is assrtdj
im mostly active on my twitter!!


kazoo kid stamp by gunsweat
i work as a story artist for TV animation and film
i like to squeeze lemons between my thighs into the eyes of my enemies. i eat a lot of mos burger, teriyaki chicken is my fav burg
あなたはハンサムな犬です

smell that sweet sexy european air




random fax you dont really care about:
i have hazel eyes, im attracted to green things, im one of those people who always look goofy no matter what, caffeine hurts me, im a gremlin in bed, i sleep talk every night apparently, i want to be a good cook but i dont have a rat to put in my hat, i love sushi wow you have no idea it is so good, all my favourite characters are boys, if i catch myself projecting on my faves i make myself have a really cold shower, i consistently draw the same character over and over again, if i could somehow fly all of a sudden youd never hear from me again, dogs. shiba inu knockdown emoji by rnorals
I Have OCD Stamp by ThatRandomTitan Undertale Stamp by Southrobin BABY by ASSORTEDJELLIES

our dog, in the middle of our page


















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:iconmaryamlion17:
maryamlion17 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2019  Professional Digital Artist
happy birthday ^^
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Kiryu2012 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2019
Happy Birthday!:iconballoonsplz::iconglompplz::iconpinkiesmileplz:
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Kova360 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2019   Digital Artist
happy birthday 
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isaacboom Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday! Here`s a llama. llama stare 

Cool gallery btw. Uppies 
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MrMadManiac Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2019  Hobbyist
HERF AH HERPFEH BERFDEH YAH JELLY BELLY!
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