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Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang
**AS OF BEFORE THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE! Bleh. They added at least 50 hats. I'll put them in, damnit! I'll go the distance!

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If you've wondered why I haven't been on TF2 for the last few, erm, months, well, here's a visual essay.

When I asked my friend for advice on this. He said, "my only advice is to never do it again."

Check out the pain live on youtube here: youtu.be/DACaMdErjkE !

Producing it was a pain, that is. But seeing it finished is glory!

Before you ask:
-I know the spy can't equip most of these hats ingame. But how would you know anyway? He's invisible.
-All the hats are there except the 'hatless' headgears; I thought of showing them as a box of hairgel or a severed head or something but I had the feeling it'd elicit more questions than otherwise.
-The misc. items that could have otherwise qualified as hats - like the Large Luchador - were not included. I had to stay sane somehow and most of them were facial hair and other bits that were hard to stack.
-Best hat: Towering Pillar of Hats. It's so majestic!
-Worst hat: Geisha Boy. EW!
-The Cheater's Lament is there! Not sure why it's hard to find! But then again I had my nose in this for 50 hours...

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UPDATE: This has been featured on Gameinformer and Kotaku! So cool! But the best reaction by far was that of my mom.
MOM: "Why is that man smoking?"
ME: "It's a character in a game, mom. I don't advocate smoking."
MOM: "Oh, good. I'm relieved. Is that that Team Force 3 game your boyfriend's always playing?"
ME: "Yes. Yes it is."
MOM: "I tried printing it out, but it's too long. I'm going to have to tape it together."

hehe...

CAN YOU NAME THEM ALL?
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:iconanotherusernames:
AnotherUserNames Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2018
Is it normal that I can name 60% of these hats by name?
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:iconhirotheniceone:
HirotheNiceOne Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Spy: No one will notice me like this~
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:iconanotherusernames:
AnotherUserNames Featured By Owner May 11, 2018
This is the dream for every TF2 player.
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:iconrabidoctopus:
RabidOctopus Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
'Team Force 3'

That is my new name for the game now
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:iconyarrik6:
yarrik6 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2018
5 years later, that hat tower might not be tall enough. 
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:iconpiratekingofspace:
PirateKingOfSpace Featured By Owner Edited Dec 5, 2017  Student Digital Artist
I'll give you 2 Ref for all of it.

Nice work!
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:iconpariahnecron:
Pariahnecron Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017
You're even more pore AND more Irish!
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:iconkeys54321:
keys54321 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017
A hat totem
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:icongeljado:
Geljado Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
XD wut?
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:iconthedigitalguy:
TheDigitalGuy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
ill trade ya 2 refined for that
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:iconpatrickthehenchman:
PatricktheHenchman Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
took me a while to find the Bear Necessities until i found it right next to the rocket jumpin soldier
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:icon1230056:
1230056 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist
Oh my goosh! thats lovely.
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:icongell-pen:
Gell-pen Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017  Student General Artist
When I realized this glorious, crazy piece of art is DRAWN
O______o' Holy shit. This is even more amazing af
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:iconnivek-s:
Nivek-s Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
Is this still updated? :D
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:icongamingbroforce:
GamingBroforce Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2017  Student Digital Artist
WHERES MAH HOT DOGGER
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:iconthepierules:
ThePieRules Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so amazing.
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:iconwilfre302:
Wilfre302 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's kind of impossible, but with hotglue is everything possible.
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:iconmr-mmph:
mr-Mmph Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm struggling to find the Firewall Helmet
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:icondubaibunniesuae:
DubaiBunniesUAE Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017
Cool
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:iconluthajos000:
luthajos000 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
0_0 that's a lot of hats
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:iconcobaltdrawing:
CobaltDrawing Featured By Owner May 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
facking RESPECT DUDE! mind blow
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:iconmobcraft101:
Mobcraft101 Featured By Owner May 11, 2017  Student General Artist
What th-how did you even have the time to make this...???
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:icondanny8120:
Danny8120 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2017
Beauty
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:iconanalothor2:
analothor2 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017
DA IS GUD
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:iconkeyshe54:
Keyshe54 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
... mind blowing. I thought this was a cute moon whimsy piece from the thumb nail... but damn. That's so detailed, so, so many forms and individual designs to keep track of, great work!
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:iconnekuz:
NekuZ Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There's a spy creeping around here
but where?
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:iconteam-magma-admin:
team-magma-admin Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2017
Spah's sappin mah dispenser!
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:iconbionicleff123:
bionicleff123 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017
this should be a thing,  where every person you kill, it get bigger and bigger
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:iconthebitsguy:
TheBitsGuy Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Wowowowowowowowoowow, WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY SPEND OF HATS, I WISH I COULD BE LIKE THAT SPY
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:iconroxy6000:
Roxy6000 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016
WOOOOW!!!! FANTASTIC PICTURE !!!!
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:iconmusteryhanylam:
MusteryHanyLam Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016
OMG... Spy, why you do not have in the Guinness Book of Records?
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:iconangelflyxd:
AngelflyXD Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO KEEP COMMENT OUTDATED


You can update them yourselves
thank you~
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:iconnewageretr0hippie:
NewAgeRetr0Hippie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2016
i wonder if this will ever be updated
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:iconhopefulentertain:
HopefulEntertain Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THOSE HATS ARE ABOVE GRAVITY!!!
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:iconandyvncreations:
Andyvncreations Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016
Outdated
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:iconj-knez:
J-Knez Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016
 Haha nice, I can't believe you did this, Amazing!
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:icontherealbluefox:
TheRealBlueFox Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
now who wants to print the whole thing
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:iconhopefulentertain:
HopefulEntertain Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are very determined
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:iconjulianorts:
JulianOrts Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mind fuck............... hat fuck xD
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:iconbruhbox3:
Bruhbox3 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
holy shit
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:iconticci-illy-rogers:
Ticci-Illy-Rogers Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
just imagine the perk levels...
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:iconjackmcm-1998:
jackmcm-1998 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
I just need to know where the gibus is and I'll be fine.
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:iconhatterthethird:
HattertheThird Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Student General Artist
Pictured above:me.
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:iconexoticshadow:
ExoticShadow Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's quite the tower!
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:iconsansthebroskeleton:
sansthebroskeleton Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2016
good luck cloaking with that hat hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon 
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:iconsansthebroskeleton:
sansthebroskeleton Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2016
ALERT ALERT THE BONK BOY SHOULD COUNT!!!
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:iconredrhonin:
RedRhonin Featured By Owner May 1, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hay I kind of posted this drawing in 9gag. dont worry i gave the all the credit to you! 
BTW how many of hats do you actually own?
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:iconlegacy-galaxy:
Legacy-Galaxy Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
50 hours in a row, or 50 hours collectively?
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:iconrexcaliburr:
Rexcaliburr Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016  Student Digital Artist
you just blew my mind
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