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Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang
**AS OF BEFORE THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE! Bleh. They added at least 50 hats. I'll put them in, damnit! I'll go the distance!

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If you've wondered why I haven't been on TF2 for the last few, erm, months, well, here's a visual essay.

When I asked my friend for advice on this. He said, "my only advice is to never do it again."

Check out the pain live on youtube here: youtu.be/DACaMdErjkE !

Producing it was a pain, that is. But seeing it finished is glory!

Before you ask:
-I know the spy can't equip most of these hats ingame. But how would you know anyway? He's invisible.
-All the hats are there except the 'hatless' headgears; I thought of showing them as a box of hairgel or a severed head or something but I had the feeling it'd elicit more questions than otherwise.
-The misc. items that could have otherwise qualified as hats - like the Large Luchador - were not included. I had to stay sane somehow and most of them were facial hair and other bits that were hard to stack.
-Best hat: Towering Pillar of Hats. It's so majestic!
-Worst hat: Geisha Boy. EW!
-The Cheater's Lament is there! Not sure why it's hard to find! But then again I had my nose in this for 50 hours...

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UPDATE: This has been featured on Gameinformer and Kotaku! So cool! But the best reaction by far was that of my mom.
MOM: "Why is that man smoking?"
ME: "It's a character in a game, mom. I don't advocate smoking."
MOM: "Oh, good. I'm relieved. Is that that Team Force 3 game your boyfriend's always playing?"
ME: "Yes. Yes it is."
MOM: "I tried printing it out, but it's too long. I'm going to have to tape it together."

hehe...

CAN YOU NAME THEM ALL?
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:iconi-am-oaktail:
I-am-Oaktail Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
*knocks hats off*
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:iconmk-empress:
MK-Empress Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2019
I was very amazed that you actually drew ALL the hats, but then when I saw BLU SPY WEARING ALL OF THAT-!!! WTF!!! HOW ARE ALL THOSE HATS STAYING ON HIS HEAD?!?!?! OH MY GOSH!!! I LOVE IT!!!
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:icontrilliondollerman:
trilliondollerman Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2019  Hobbyist Photographer
I approve.
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:icondentlos:
Dentlos Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not enough hats, we need MORE.
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:iconinkubusboiiii555:
InKuBuSboiiii555 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I have seen the speedpaint of this and I was like...
SO MENY HATS!!!
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:iconraulsatisacro:
Oh my Jesus Christ, you are actually updating this?
EDIT: Nevermind, you are not that crazy... I hope.
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:iconbanette115:
Banette115 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2018
the unluckiest spy ever not even one unusual or strange.
jesus christ
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:iconsilvermollusk:
SilverMollusk Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
***Best methods of self-punishment part 1 of 3***
I can only ask why you would drain your soul doing this.
Just incredible :D
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:icongethgelior:
GethGelior Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
And thus, the INVASION UPDATE. They're after THE HATS.
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:iconpurpletea33:
PurpleTea33 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
But...why
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:iconfahad-lami:
Fahad-Lami Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Whoooaaaawww o_O
(nice art btw)
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:iconanotherusernames:
AnotherUserNames Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2018
Is it normal that I can name 60% of these hats by name?
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:iconhirotheniceone:
HirotheNiceOne Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Spy: No one will notice me like this~
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:iconarchangelofjustice12:
ArchangelOfJustice12 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Red & Blu Teams: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! *Doing a Seagull Mine words from Finding Nemo*
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:iconhirotheniceone:
HirotheNiceOne Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Spy: OH S**T!
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:iconarchangelofjustice12:
ArchangelOfJustice12 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Red & Blu Teams: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! *Collided with Spy*
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:iconanotherusernames:
AnotherUserNames Featured By Owner May 11, 2018
This is the dream for every TF2 player.
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:iconrabidoctopus:
RabidOctopus Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
'Team Force 3'

That is my new name for the game now
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:iconyarrik6:
yarrik6 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2018
5 years later, that hat tower might not be tall enough. 
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:iconpiratekingofspace:
PirateKingOfSpace Featured By Owner Edited Dec 5, 2017  Student Digital Artist
I'll give you 2 Ref for all of it.

Nice work!
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:iconpariahnecron:
Pariahnecron Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017
You're even more pore AND more Irish!
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:iconkeys54321:
keys54321 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
A hat totem
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:icongeljado:
Geljado Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
XD wut?
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:iconthedigitalguy:
TheDigitalGuy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
ill trade ya 2 refined for that
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:iconpatrickthehenchman:
PatricktheHenchman Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
took me a while to find the Bear Necessities until i found it right next to the rocket jumpin soldier
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:icon1230056:
1230056 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist
Oh my goosh! thats lovely.
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:icongell-pen:
Gell-pen Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
When I realized this glorious, crazy piece of art is DRAWN
O______o' Holy shit. This is even more amazing af
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:iconnivek-s:
Nivek-s Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
Is this still updated? :D
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:icongamingbroforce:
GamingBroforce Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2017  Student Digital Artist
WHERES MAH HOT DOGGER
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:iconthepierules:
ThePieRules Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so amazing.
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:iconwilfre302:
Wilfre302 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's kind of impossible, but with hotglue is everything possible.
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:iconmr-mmph:
mr-Mmph Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm struggling to find the Firewall Helmet
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:icondubaibunniesuae:
DubaiBunniesUAE Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017
Cool
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:iconluthajos000:
luthajos000 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
0_0 that's a lot of hats
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:iconcobaltdrawing:
CobaltDrawing Featured By Owner May 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
facking RESPECT DUDE! mind blow
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:iconmobcraft101:
Mobcraft101 Featured By Owner May 11, 2017  Student General Artist
What th-how did you even have the time to make this...???
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:icondanny8120:
Danny8120 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2017
Beauty
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:iconanalothor2:
analothor2 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017
DA IS GUD
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:iconkeyshe54:
Keyshe54 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
... mind blowing. I thought this was a cute moon whimsy piece from the thumb nail... but damn. That's so detailed, so, so many forms and individual designs to keep track of, great work!
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:iconnekuz:
NekuZ Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There's a spy creeping around here
but where?
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:iconteam-magma-admin:
team-magma-admin Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2017
Spah's sappin mah dispenser!
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:iconbionicleff123:
bionicleff123 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017
this should be a thing,  where every person you kill, it get bigger and bigger
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:iconthebitsguy:
TheBitsGuy Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Wowowowowowowowoowow, WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY SPEND OF HATS, I WISH I COULD BE LIKE THAT SPY
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:iconroxy6000:
Roxy6000 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016
WOOOOW!!!! FANTASTIC PICTURE !!!!
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:iconmusteryhanylam:
MusteryHanyLam Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016
OMG... Spy, why you do not have in the Guinness Book of Records?
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:iconangelflyxd:
AngelflyXD Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO KEEP COMMENT OUTDATED


You can update them yourselves
thank you~
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:iconnewageretr0hippie:
NewAgeRetr0Hippie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2016
i wonder if this will ever be updated
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:iconhopefulentertain:
HopefulEntertain Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THOSE HATS ARE ABOVE GRAVITY!!!
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