"Here, Jaeger! Comeherejaeger! Goooooooodjaeger!"Oh boy. I got a dog. Which is strange because just 5 months ago I hated even the smallest dogs. And up to now I dislike big dogs.I never saw it coming, until it hit me. April 30 my granny's Shar-pei gave birth to two purebred puppies. And just last week, I got a wrinkly friend of my own. If you don't know what a Shar-pei is, it's the wrinkliest dog known to me, and there are pictures here: http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/sharpei.htm , but right now, my dog looks like this one only darker: http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/Shar-PeiArt.jpgSo far, it's going well. If you take out the toilet training,...