Don’t wanna be a Kalosian Idiot. Don’t want to catch a Slurpuff and play amie with Chesnaught. And do I look like a Froslass training hose head. I never learned about Pokémon from A to Zed. They all live on crescents and Tauros meat. And they leave their houses without packing Heat. Never taking their Pokémon to the mall. And what else is so funny, it’s their stupid Construction Bunnies. Can’t take them seriously at all.
Thermal energy and French bread is what they export. They treat Rhydon racing like it’s a real sport.
They think their silly accent is so cute. Most of the time I don’t know what Professor Sycamore is  talking aboot.
Sure they have their National Daycare , cheaper items for who are so contraire. Then again they have Special hair salons. Eat their weight in cake puffs. And dream of evolving their Slurpuffs. All over the cities.
Don’t want to be a Kalosian Idiot.Don’t want to know the Temperature in The Snowy