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  • Listening to: Mayhem
  • Eating: Moderately
  • Drinking: Tea

Hello, everyone! I have created a Threadless shop. I don't have that many designs up yet, but I will be making more and adding them as time passes :)
Feel free to request things as well!

  • Reading: Jonathan Strange And Mr Norrell
  • Watching: Happyish
  • Playing: Chrono Trigger
  • Eating: Moderately
  • Drinking: Coffee

Please, consider helping a hard working trans artist.
I am trying to save money because I’m getting surgery this November (and that means I won't be allowed to work for at least 6 weeks after that) and it’s a very very slow year work-wise. If you or someone you know need any illustrations made or graphic design, just tell me. Anyone that wants a colourist for their comic as well.
So, I am available for OC illustrations, fanart, portraits, lewd work ( :P ), poster design and comic colouring. And anything else you’d like.
I am not begging, I just need to find more work and nothing works. No job ads, emails, submissions, nothing.
I know no one pays attention to my posts about work but I should post it here.
So there.

(also, sorry, I dont accept points as payment)

Recent colouring portfolio:…/0B6XI…
DeviantArt portfolio/gallery: (well, it's here :P)

100K pageview Kiriban contest EDIT

Sun Aug 24, 2014, 4:59 PM
  • Listening to: Pulp
  • Reading: A Song Of Fire And Ice 5
  • Watching: Intruders
  • Playing: Nah, not really, no time
  • Eating: Moderately
  • Drinking: Tea, almond milk
[EDIT: The contest was originally for 90k and then 100K but given that I have passed 90K and no one saw this.. well.. :) ]

People! Been a while, hasn't it?

I have been SO busy (still am) but I wanted to tell you that, since I'm close to 100,000 pageviews I am doing a giveaway! Whoever manages to be my 100Kth viewer will win prints and goodies!

Send me your screenshot ANYWAY!

The 100,000th viewer will win a pack of prints BUT I'll do a prize draw and every person that sends me a screencap after my 100,000 views is eligible for a prize. I'll select 3 random people to get a prize, besides the lucky 100,000th, so, get viewing and screencapping!
(contest ending December 31st, a minute before midnight, UK time)

Colouring gigs and prints and stuff

Fri Sep 20, 2013, 2:51 AM
  • Listening to: Lykke Li
  • Reading: A Song Of Fire And Ice - A Game Of Thrones
  • Watching: My weeklies plus Luther
  • Playing: Nah, not really, no time
  • Eating: Moderately
  • Drinking: Some whiskey and tea, mostly
Hello, been a while peeps :)
I've been keeping busy and still am, actually, got 3 colouring projects at the moment, 2 graphic novels and 4 issues to colour, that's why I'm not uploading or commenting often. Especially one of the projects is VERY fulfilling and I really like working on it. I am so tired lately, though, I need to do something about this :/
Still, it's never enough, I'm always willing to get booked for new projects (ahem, I mean paying ones ;) ) for the future, so, yeah.

I was happy to find out that a comic I coloured as a submission to the anthology Steampunk Originals v4 is going to be included in the anthology. It's called "Kaiju Onmyoji" and colouring it was a thrill.
Kaiju Onmyoji colouring for Steampunk Originals v4 by Asaph

On other news, I'm setting up a store on Storenvy to sell some of my prints. I wont have *that* many, and most of the will be fanart prints, but we'll see what happens. I'm always open for commissions or colouring commissions, just message me to ask for specifics :)

On other other news: I'll be going to the ExCeL London Doctor Who 50th Anniversary celebrations on the 24th of November, is anyone going to be there? Plz? :) (notice I'm being extra extra nice here)

Mancster Con in Manchester

Tue Jul 30, 2013, 4:55 PM
  • Listening to: The Stone Roses
  • Reading: Game Of Thrones
  • Watching: Ray Donovan
  • Playing: Cursed Treasure 2
  • Eating: Responsibly
  • Drinking: Tea
So, yeah, this Friday, Saturday and Sunday I'll be in Manchester, UK for MancsterCon. I'll have a stall there to sell my prints, get orders for commissions and other prints and chat with anyone that's bored or curious/friendly :)

(also, since I only came to live in the NW this Feb, it's going to be my first time in Mancs, so I'm excited :] )

If anyone lives in the area and likes comics conventions or, dunno, meeting new people, please pop by, I know literally no one :P

These are the prints I'll have with me:
Prints for Mancster Con by Asaph

Ready for Mancster Con by Asaph

  • Listening to: The Stone Roses
  • Reading: Er, dunno
  • Watching: The Newsroom
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Responsibly
  • Drinking: Port
...I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like

I'm writing this because I haven't updated this since last October and people will start thinking I'm dead.
Well, I'm not. I'm alive and well and living in the English north now.
Things are not yet as I'd like them to be, but I hope my luck will change soon. I'm a bit better now.
I should do more things, practice more, make more samples, make more Doctor Who posters, make more, whatever it is, be more.

I'd like to tell you more things, I have a lot, but I cant. Maybe one day. Maybe.

I missed you all even if you didn't.
As you were, dA community.

  • Listening to: Anna Calvi
  • Reading: Variations On Forever
  • Watching: Fringe
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nibbles
  • Drinking: Tea
As I said here… , I decided to start a little project for fun and practice reasons. The project has to do with illustrations, making a small minimal poster for each Doctor Who episode, the new show, not the Classic era Doctor. I've always liked minimal illustrations, so I'm going to be focusing on specific things from each episode and using them in the posters.So far, so good, even if the bi-logy of the Slitheen proved a challenge for my OCD tendencies (I couldn't resist, so I had to make Big Ben in all its' glory, or at least the part of Big Ben that my illustration needed).

Doctor Who poster challenge progress:
5 eps from series 1 done

Doctor Who 101 Rose by Asaph Doctor Who 102 The End Of The World by Asaph Doctor Who 103 The Unquiet Dead by Asaph Doctor Who 104 Aliens Of London by Asaph Doctor Who 105 World War Three by Asaph

Follow my illustration project
@ tumblr in my blog, under the tag POSTERPROJECT…
blogspot under the label Doctor Who poster challenge…
my DeviantArt gallery, in the folder "Doctor Who Posters" (where you can download the big files, should you like)…
and ofc my FB page in the folder "Doctor Who Minimal Posters"…

Autumn cleaning

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 12:27 AM
  • Listening to: The Stone Roses
  • Reading: RP
  • Watching: Life On Mars
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nibbles
  • Drinking: Lots of water
At last I cleaned my gallery up a bit. Lots of deviations were deleted, sorry to the people that liked them or were in them (photos). I am also thinking about maybe making a second account to put the fics I occasionally write, what would you suggest?

Also, I know I said that earlier as well, but I now have an FB Page and I'd use your support (that includes linking that to any friends that might like it:P)…

FB Page header by Asaph

Citizens, rejoice! I have an FB page now!

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 22, 2012, 6:06 PM
  • Listening to: The Stone Roses
  • Reading: Trying to study and RP
  • Watching: suits
  • Eating: Nibbles
  • Drinking: Lots of water…

Knock yourself out.

Help me, please?

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 10, 2012, 9:04 PM
  • Listening to: The Stone Roses
  • Reading: Trying to study and RP
  • Watching: suits
  • Eating: Nibbles
  • Drinking: Lots of water
So, yes. Come Monday I'll have 1000 business cards.

I'd appreciate it if someone of you would like to help me find a job by giving my card to someone that might be interested in finding an illustrator for a project, especially abroad (because I want to leave my country ASAP), so, if someone would like to help me please send me your address so can send you cards?
(or if they like the net more, refer them to this? )

I'd be forever indebted. Thank you.

Could you vote for my design please?

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 21, 2012, 3:04 AM
  • Listening to: The Horrors
  • Reading: Trying to study and RP
  • Watching: Stuf
  • Eating: Nibbles
  • Drinking: Lots of water
Long time no see, people, but, could you vote for my design please? (If you like it, of course)
I have submitted a design for a contest and, even though I think I don't have many chances, I'd like to try.
The thing is people have to rate the designs (5 is the highest) and everyone is telling their friends to vote and... well... I don't have many friends anyway, so I'm pretty much doomed. BUT if you'd like you could help by going here (maybe if you click dA will send you to a page that doesnt exist, so please paste it)

You have to register for an account but it's free and easy, and if you rate all the t-shirts you get a chance to win something as well :)
So, please, if you'd like to help...

Xmas and personal stuff

Journal Entry: Sat Dec 24, 2011, 4:18 PM
  • Listening to: Sexies
  • Watching: Notting Hill
  • Eating: Xmas thingies
  • Drinking: Tea mostly
Dear friends, acquaintances and people that know me too little, I wish you a merry Christmas.
It's supposed to be the time when we let kindness guide us and speak our hearts, open up, show we care and other emotional things like that, because it's Christmas and it's ok to be emotional during the holidays.
Some of you already know, some maybe suspect that, some/most don't know and don't care about this, but I have to say it, because sometimes enough is enough and one can't and shouldn't hold things inside for THAT long. Eventually, these things evolve and there's always a time when things ought to be explained. So this is me explaining.
It's been too long since I stopped identifying as female. I may haven't told anyone at first, but it is how it is. Regardless of whether you understand this or not, please, show me the courtesy of calling me by my *chosen* name, that's Harry or Victor (mostly Harry), and using male pronouns.
Using my birth name and female pronouns, when you already know this, is considered rude and a bit hurtful. Also, calling me a "tranny" or a "he/she" would result in permanent block/delete and possibly some rudeness from my side.
If you can't, please, don't call me anything. It's much better and hurts less. But, remember always, I am still the same person that you know, with the same personality, regardless of name and gender. You don't have to show your extreme support or opposition towards that. You won't change who I am. Also, I know it's awkward sometimes. You don't have to discuss this with me. Maybe the matter will come up during casual conversation or not.

Thank you very much, I hope you all have a great time during the holidays.

Loki and Thorkitty XMAS ver by Asaph   universal merry xmas by Asaph    26 days till xmaaaaas by Asaph

Updated gallery look and content

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 14, 2011, 2:25 AM
  • Listening to: MCR. Or nothing.
  • Reading: Dexter
  • Watching: Misfits
  • Playing: U MAD?!
  • Eating: Pretty much the same every day
  • Drinking: Tea mostly
I updated my gallery, more or less, I need to clean up more, some day, I have many bad bad stuff here and less good job samples. I also uploaded gallery icons that are bigger and better and tagged properly with nice capital letters and merged my Photos and Cosplay folders into one, because, clearly, it was useless having  folders and no one wants to see my face THAT much. So, new gallery. Yeap.

The Thief - Childrens book illustration sample by Asaph   Loki WIP sketch by Asaph King of the wasteland WACOM by Asaph Stuck - A Master ficletteThe Master was forced to regenerate. It happened 10 years before The Doctor last regenerated and it wasn't the best thing he could do. But it was the only thing he could do. It was either this or get caught and sold as a slave in the Eastern Borealis system and everyone knew what they did to their slaves. Especially to ex-dictators.
So he did what he knew best: surviving. He severely injured himself and controlled his regeneration as enough as to come back as a baby, quite conveniently and strategically placed on a hospital's doorstep. The shock was considerable and he lost his memory almost completely, until he remembered.
And he was very angry.
The Doctor's regeneration was almost like that. Almost. It happened relatively later and it was by mistake. The result was more or less the same. Only he didn't remember, so he wasn't angry. There was something odd, though, he always felt something missing, even if he could never put his finger on it.
When The Master remembered, suddenly every

I have been busy lately and I still owe tags and features (ugh, I am AWFUL with tags). I promise to do them shortly. I have to work hard and prepare for the future. These days(or weeks, or MONTHS) have been bad enough. I need to get work done and in general, STUFF done. So, yeah, in case you're wondering, I am still alive and kicking (it's just that dA is NOT my primary site for socializing, it's a place for my work and art related thingies, so yeah, don't judge me that hard if I don't do the tags right away or.. dunno... ). Not that any of you care, but anyway :P

Bff/Gf/Bf meme

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 6, 2011, 5:35 PM
  • Listening to: MCR
  • Reading: RP/fic
  • Watching: Misfits
  • Eating: My nails
  • Drinking: Tea mostly

Because of this
Best/Boy Friend's MemeYour name:
Best Boy friend's name?
Harry X3 :iconasaph:
Your age?:
Best Boy friend's age?:
29... bit of an age gap... shush.
How long have you known each other?:
Ooooh... coming up on 10 months ^^;
When did you meet?
February... can't remember the exact day but I have no doubt I could go track it down... WOW. February 1str. So... 10 months and three days. Wow. Look how far we've come... c:
How old were you both?
Much the same really XD 18 and 28.
Where did you meet?
Specifically This very deviation XD Page 3 of the comments, you too can witness the first time we ever spoke. Scary that, that we can physically look back and literally see how and when and where we met, how it all started... but it also gives me warm fuzzies c:
How did you meet?
A mutual fetish for pocket watches and Doctor Who xp It was only a matter of time really xp
Did you get along instantly

(I know, I owe other memes to ppl:/ )

Your name:

Girlfriend's name?
Edwina :iconthy-demon:

Your age?:

Girlfriend's age?:
19, I'm pedobear.

How long have you known each other?:
Kinda like 10 months now :)


When did you meet?
Around February...

How old were you both?
Do the math.

Where did you meet?
Here on dA.

How did you meet?
I uploaded a pic of my Chameleon Arch and she commented and the rest's history.

Did you get along instantly?
I think we did. She's a kind person and I like it, I appreciate politeness and proper chatting. So it felt nice and I was friendly.

Why do you feel you became a couple?
I clearly wasn't planning this, since I was in a weird place relationship-wise, but as days/months went by I felt strongly connected to her, so one thing led to another and we're together now.


You were instantly friends:
True. I'm rarely friendly but she brings that on :)

Your girlfriend knows every single one of your secrets:
True. I guess. I think I always had too many secrets, but if she doesnt know EVERY one, I guess she knows most of them, the most important ones, for sure.

You think you know all their secrets:
I wouldn't say I know everything, I know important things, but surely not all and I wouldn't make such demands.

You believe that this person is the most loyal friend you have:
I know she doesn't think so, but I believe she is.

You believe this friendship will last until the end of time:
Funny. I wouln't even begin explaining why.

This person is the one you call when you have a problem:
Depends on the problem, but yes, she's the first to hear about the things I need to nag about :P

You have slept with this person:
She's heard me fall asleep on Skype many times:P

This person is/was/will be your best maid of honor:
I would really like to see her try being in TWO places at the same time. :P

There is nothing you do not know about this person:
I know a lot, I guess.

Well, let's test your knowledge!

Eye color:
Sometimes they look like they're green, others brown, others hazel. I love them, even if she doesn't like them almost at all.

Hair color:
Honey blond-brown. It's warm and makes you think of baked goods and honey and food with golden crust and furniture. I know, I'm peculiar.

Hair style:
Wavy flowy long hair. Tadaaa~

5'4"-ish? Don't hate me, I can't remember per se.

I don't think we've ever talked about actual numbers. I don't really care about those things anyway :)

Shoe size:
7 at maximum :P
(I'm a 9 in US chart for women and 7,5 in US chart for men, which is really stupid, since here we have one size chart, for both men and women)

Number of piercings:
None I know about:P

Number of tattoos:

Favorite Color:
I am not sure but I'd go for green. And TARDIS blue ;)

Favorite TV show:
Oooooh, I have NO idea, really :P

Favorite movie:
Well, recently she liked Thor, X-Men: First Class, the last Har Potter and Fright Night, but I wouldn't say those are like all time favs. I really don't know what's her absolute fav film, but I'll find out :)

Favorite pair of shoes:
Ummmmmmm.... I'll just say "The Doctor's" and I'll wear my best poker-face because she's my Doctah anyway and I just won :P

Favorite clothing store:
Haven't really talked about that.

Favorite food:
Monte Cristo sandwich, Reuben sandwich, chocolate, barbeque sauce, indian food, cake, strawberries, raspberry jam and LEEKS

Favorite animal:

Favorite restaurant:
Our future home :P

Favorite band:
Florence, Vienna (cities:P), The Decemberists, Coldplay, Damien Rice and many more :D

Favorite song:
"The Crane Wife" - The Decemberists

Favorite genre of music:
OSTs, nice choir pieces and romantic/poetic ones

Favorite perfume/cologne:
TARDIS, petrichor.. I DUNNO!

Favorite non-alcoholic drink:

Favorite alcoholic drink:
Banana daquiri :P

Favorite city:
CARDIFF! Cardiff..?! Ah, but..!
(I'd go with London, because of stuff)

Who does he/she live with:
Father, mother and sister.

What kind of car does your girlfriend drive:
TT Type 40, Mark 3

AIM/MSN/ICQ Name/Number:
The Doctor :P

Parent's Name(s):
Adam and Steve. Kidding.
Father and mother *nods*

Siblings names:

Pet's names:
K9 :P

Bedroom colors:
( Mine's light yellow and unfortunatelly not black, I know :P )

First boyfriend:

First school attended:
The Academy. *nods*


Totally random stuff no one asks about your friend

Weirdest gift you have received from your friend?
A lock of her hair *melts*

Weirdest gift you bought for your friend?
Well. I've been unfortunate in that area, since my parcels get lost often.. but I sent her a sweet telegram as Sherlock Holmes. I was giggling a lot.

When was your first sleepover?
Are you asking me out on a date..?
(In the future)

What did you do?
Oh, the SEKS
(Many things, just not your business, meme!)

Have you been intoxicated or otherwise under the influence together?
All the time. ALL the time. Yeah.

Does your friend smoke?
Like a chimney.

Does your friend drink often?
Like a fish.
(Duh. Does eggnog count?:P)

Have you seen your best friend naked?
Oh, sure.
I got pics and video and a tv-series and a movie.
Also an audio book describing the experience.

Have you ever been to the doctor together?
To the doctor, no. IN The Doctor, tho.... :P
(sorry, terrible pun)

Do you think you could live together?
Yes. And I would try convincing her to fix the Chameleon circuit and she'd roll her eyes and groan and then I'd press her against the console and kiss her and sneakily set the course to Victorian era London.

Because I'm clevah. Also because I DO WHAT I WANT! and I am a Time Lord, it's my right and that's what Time Lords DO!

What thing does your girlfriend most often say?
"But, Maaasterrrrrrrrrrrrr....!"
"No. No-no. Nooooo. NO."

What thing does your best boy friend do that irritates you most?
Blame herself. Doesn't irritate me per se, I just don't like it *hugs*

Nearing the end...

Did you have fun?
I'd have more fun if I didn't have a drum and a hammer inside my head, but yeah/

Did you get stumped?
Paused a bit, but not really stumped. Stumped is a strong word.

Do you think your girlfriend will do this for you?
I think she'll do it like some days ago :P

Because.. because... because... *bites chicken*
I'm eatin'...! *shows drumstick as proof*

A small disclaimer

Journal Entry: Fri Oct 7, 2011, 11:03 AM
  • Listening to: Everything BUT the news (not really)
  • Reading: RP/fic
  • Watching: I dont even
  • Playing: Och
  • Eating: Crumbles and tea
  • Drinking: Tea mostly

I am REALLY sorry if you fav something of mine and I don't say "thank you".
I don't have time for thanking people for their favs anymore:/
But I will ALWAYS comment back on your comments. Thank you.

I am good in my health. I am just depressed sometimes.
Not that you asked, but anyways.
I need to upload more stuff.

I also owe some people a feature:/
Sorry, will oblige soon.

Littol taggy thingie

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 20, 2011, 10:07 PM
  • Listening to: MCR/X-Men/New Order
  • Reading: RP/fic
  • Watching: Recovery
  • Playing: Oh, you don't wanna know...
  • Eating: My liver
  • Drinking: Yes

I was tagged by :iconjemiyah: , :iconthy-demon:

1. You must post 10 different questions, but they must be your own questions, don't copy anyone else's questions.
2. You must then tag 10 people who must answer your questions (which you cannot answer yourself) then ask 10 different questions. Go to their page and tell them they have been tagged. (Master Of The Obvious)
3. They can be random questions but mustn't be anything rude or sexual. (Suuuuuure.)

:iconjemiyah:'s questions:

1. Futurama or The Simpsons?

2. Are sequels really never as good as the first film?
I'd never say that. That's too absolute and not true.

3. If you had a Death Note, who would be top of the list?
Finacial crisis. :P

4. Have you ever worn the same clothes for more than three days straight?
When I was living in the wastelands:P (but.. ahem, yeaaaah, happened, I'm bipolar, k?)

5. What is your opinion on Kindles/eBooks?
I got lots of books and I got lots of ebooks for my Kindle. And a Kindle, surprisingly enoff:P. I like words.

6. Do you still own/use a VCR?
I own but rarely use. I don't watch tv.

7. What is the one film that makes you cry every single time?
Oh, I dunno... I don't cry that often. I tear up maybe, moist eyes n such. I think I last teared up with Hachiko.

8. Ever tried bondage? :eyes: If not, would you? XD
Well. I don't particularly enjoy being bound, rather than binding others. I am a Dom/Master and I quite like BDSM, but in a weird way that doesnt involve sex and yeaaaaah, I creep people out:P
Close the door while leaving, bye bye :P

9. Does 'alternative medicine' work or is it bollocks?
I think sometimes. Other times it doesn't. Like all medicine :P

10. Is the cake a lie?
This was a triumph, huge success

:iconthy-demon:'s questions:

1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
All of it, eventually.

2. Favorite flavor combination in a pastry?
Apple/raisin/cinnamon/walnut/sweet wine

3. Favorite book Harry Potter quote?
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

4. Opinions on tumblarrrrrrrr? (And if you have one tell me so I can follow you xp)
I kinda made you join tumblah so.. yeah. Tumblah and proud.

5. Why are there Great Danes in Lady Gaga's Poker Face music video?
Why is there a mirror encrusted mask?

6. Rate the trolls from greatest to least: Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss, David Karp (creator of

tumblr), David Tennant, and my boyfriend.
I am in the same phrase with Tennant and Gatiss? :D
But MOFFUCK? Oh, no. No, no....

7. One thing you miss from Classic Who that you want to have brought back in New Who?

8. Shag, Marry, or Throw Off a Cliff: Roes, Melody Pond/Williams (who would have made a fine history teacher), and Amy "Legs" Pond. ...this is the lesbian edition of SMT xp
Shag: Legs, Throw Off a Cliff: Roes, Throw Off a Cliff: Melody Pond/Williams
I cheated:P

9. What is the correct pronunciation of Kraken?

10. Did'ja miss me?
No. I didn't lose you to miss you:P

My questions:

1. Why don't we sit down and have a nice little chat where I can tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me?

2. Who's your Doctah?

3. Would you adopt me?

4. Who do I remind you of?

5. Barcelona or Raxacoricofallapatorius?

6. Do you know how to play an instrument?

7. What's your wildest dream?

8. Tea or coffee?

9. Desktop or laptop?

10. Why did you join dA?

I am tagging :iconjemiyah: , :iconthy-demon: (just answer here, no need to do this again) and whoever else wants to do this.

I also need to do the features for my b-day "contest". I will. Eventually.

When did that happen..?

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 10, 2011, 1:55 AM
  • Listening to: X-Men First Class OST
  • Reading: Kindle/fic/RP
  • Watching: Torchwood
  • Playing: Oh, you don't wanna know...
  • Eating: Salads. Meat. Stuff.
  • Drinking: Tea

60,065 Pageviews

It's not enough peeps. Not enough.
Master needs more. Chop chop, come on, wake uuuuup, better start viewing ..and stuff...

But yeah,

Stand by for awesome feats of awesome peeps in my journal.

Now, then! Fan contest!

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 29, 2011, 3:37 AM
  • Listening to: OSTs
  • Reading: Kindle/fic/RP
  • Watching: Torchwood
  • Playing: Oh, you don't wanna know...
  • Eating: Salads. Meat. Stuff.
  • Drinking: Tea

Basically.. end of the world..!
Haha, no, kidding..:)

This Monday (July the 4th) is my birthday. Yes, no kidding.
It's been too long since I did something nice to anyone, so I decided to make a little contest.
Nothing grand, just for fun...

I want you to make something for me, a fan-art sketch, a fan-fic.. something cool and passionate about the fandoms you like.
Since I want to be fair, I will select 3 winners by drawing lots (I'll ask someone of you to say a random numbers).
The winners get a feature and a sketch, ANYthing they'd want.
And maybe more, who knows...

Oblige me, plz..? :)
You can send your deviation links (ONLY new deviations, for the contest. NOTHING that you already have, the point is to be creative and make something for me because it's my birthday and I am a jerk so I demand it:P) by replying on this journal or by note.
You have till Monday midnight (which means when Monday turns into Tuesday).
If no one sends anything, well... shame on you, the Toclafane will get you.

Innocent Meme - How innocent am I?

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 27, 2011, 5:32 AM
  • Listening to: OSTs
  • Reading: Kindle/fic/RP
  • Watching: Stuff
  • Playing: Stuff
  • Eating: Stuff
  • Drinking: Stuff

Stole that from :iconthy-demon:

1. Smoked. [X]
2. Drank alcohol. [X]
3. Cried when someone died. [X]
4. Been drunk. [X]
5. Had sex. [X]
6. Been to a concert. [X]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [X]
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. [X]
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [X]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [X]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [X]
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [X]

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [X]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house [X]
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger. [X]
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray. [X]
28. Hit by a car. [X]
29. Had a party. [X]
30. Done serious drugs.

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi. [X]
36. Bought porn. [X]
37. Watched porn. [X]
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [X]
40. Been in love.  [X]

41. Made out. [X]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [X]
43. Cried yourself to sleep.  [X]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself. [X]
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [X]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.  [X]
50. Watched an animal die.  [X]

51. Watched a person die. [X]
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person. [X]
53. Pranked somebody. [X]
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [X]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [X]
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.  [X]
59. Dressed preppy. [X]
60. Been to a motocross race.

61. Avoided somebody. [X]
62. Been stalked. [X]
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity. [X]
65. Played an instrument. [X]
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself. [X]
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.[X]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. [X]
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.[X]
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.[X]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.[X]
85. Sat on your butt all day.[X]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.[X]
87. Had a job. [X]
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.[X]
90. Danced like a whore.

91. Been mistaken for a teacher.[X]
92. Been in a car accident.[X]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.[X]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.[X]
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.[X]
97. Been rejected.[X]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.[X]
100. Been raped.[X] (almost but I'll put it anyway)

Oh, my...

No... listen..!

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 7, 2011, 3:46 AM
  • Listening to: OSTs
  • Reading: Kindle/fic/RP
  • Watching: North&South/Fringe/Blackpool
  • Playing: No
  • Eating: Salads. Meat. Stuff.
  • Drinking: Sontaran milk. Ew

So, yeah. I've been like dead for some days. Weeks? Months?
I dunno. I have work now, but, alas, not enough. I don't even know why I'm posting this.
I just got bored of looking at the other thing that said I was a demon.

Dunno why I even bother. Only 2 or 4 of my watchers will care anyway. But I don't care either.

These days are strange.
I'd explain.. but I'm not sure if I want to express myself by typing.
I love you all. I don't say that enough, because I am a cold bastard.
I should, though.

"He pressed Publish Entry, sighed and continued with his work. It was a rather humid and dull day.
As his eyes focused on his PSCS5, his mind and heart traveled elsewhere. Somewhere worth it."